Nightmare Elliot:

Several people have asked how Elliot and Kate hookup.

Elliot's little coed

Monday:

"What do you mean you little pissant! That you fired my foreman at WSU!"

"He's F #$#King fired! You buddy was caught flashing Women on the job site!"

"He says no he didn't!"

"TAYLOR!"

Taylor walks in very fast he must have been outside the door.

"Show my idiot brother what is virginal foreman was doing!

Shit he shows me a string of Roger flashing girls over several days. Twice up-close to a bombshell blond. She's hot.

"Alright! Alright he's fired. I'll have to go down there and fix this."

"Good! Now get out I have real work to do!"

"F #$#K you little brother. at least you have to tell Mom I won't be at the party Saturday" I slam him walking out the door. just great I had a date tonight and tomorrow night. now I'm stuck in coed bland land.

Wednesday:

I throw a bag of cement at two idiots. They manage to catch it, just.

"GET THESE BAGS WHERE I TOLD YOU TO PUT THEM!" I scream at the idiots. The ex-foreman when to shit on his first job site lead. The Superintend was gone yesterday after I had to eat ten cubic yards of mud. Because the superintend didn't check to see if we need the cement trucks.

I turn to walk towards the command trailer. I need to figure out why everything is screwed up.

"So, you're the new idiot wasting Greys donation to the university." Sexy voice to my left screams. I turn to the bombshell beauty. She is hotter in person than the pic on Taylor's phone.

"Well aren't you special; little girl! Is your Daddy around here looking for a real job?"

"NO. I'm Miss Kavanagh, Editor of the school paper and magazine! So answer the question! Moron!"

"Yes, I am the boss. If you what an interview F #K off. What a ride? I'm at the Holiday inn express down the street." I sneer at her. She walks closer and kicks my balls into my throat.

"How you like that ride?" she walks off, swing that fine ass. She walks near the campus duck pond edge. Picking myself up I rush her. She turns at the last moment and grabs me as we tumble into the scummy water. Raising out to the water she starts to cuss and scream. I kiss her: the world tilts out of control. We break apart! Both stunned by the fire. We climb out and she takes off. I stare after her. Sure I lost my only chance to be with her.

Be with her? A strange thought. I usually hit it and quit it, the longest I ever dates one girl was two weeks. And I still banged several babies during the time.

I shake my head. I want more, everything with her. It scares me to death.

Thursday night.

Sitting on a blanket, enjoying the grass below the library. I sip some wine and just enjoy the warm day and pretty sunset. I can't wait for the outdoor movie on the blowup screen begins. The double feature is Don't Lose Your Head is the thirteenth in The Carry On films A parody of The Scarlet Pimpernel It is the time of the French Revolution, and two bored English noblemen decide to have some fun and save their French counterparts from beheading by the guillotine.

The second film is Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine is a 1965 Price plays a mad scientist with the questionable assistance of his resurrected flunky Mullaney, builds a gang of female robots: his evil robot minions are dispatched to seduce and rob wealthy men. The car chase through the streets of San Francisco. The film is followed by the 30-minute Tv promo show: The wild, weird world of Dr. Goldfoot

I lounge and enjoy the dying sunshine, in just tight gym shorts; sucking up some vitamin envy. As the college hard-bodies stare a gawk at my pack, guns and face. I smile behind my Ray-Ban Predator sunglasses, more MIB and super cool Tarantino stud in Reservoir Dogs. I'm nearly a decade older than these want-a-be's. The chicks are drooling at my cool stud self.

A shadow overtakes my rays. I look up to Blondie all hot in short-shorts and midriff tank top. Her eyes hidden behind Panthère de Cartier round sunglasses, very expensive for a coed? She hardens me, I smile letting her see my big hammer.

We stare for a long pregnant moment at each other. "Wine, my lady?"

She sits, taking mine, sipping. "Hey! This is really good."

"Yea stole it form my brother the wine nerd. Lay back the cartoons are starting." She giggles at my corny line. By the third guillotine we are laughing and making out. This exile in Vancouver is suddenly going great.

We camp out in my hotel room; her roommate is straight laced and very unhappy with Katie's past escapades. Being a man-whore of Seattle, I can understand. I can remember just three months ago: bring a pair of hotties to help get Christian out of his funk. He was late so I warmed up both Girls. He threw a mop bucket of ice water on us. Yelling to high heaven about the germs on his white sofa.

So we crash, munch and sex like starving fiends. Tomorrow she has a charity thing, I need to get thing straight at the job site before the push next week.

Saturday morning, 9am:

I kiss her, dropping her off at her building. I head to a long day, she believes she'll be back by 5.

Saturday 7pm.

Something is wrong, I call Kates numbers. I get a dude, Jose something. the Girls are missing. I sweat waiting for Jose and the police. The radio is blaring the local college radio station.

Breaking news. Christian Grey of GEH is outed at Seattle General Hospital, Children's Cancer Ward Fundraiser Gala at Grey Manor. The home of Christian Grey parents. witness say that an older woman identified as Eliana Lincoln in SM sex gear threw a naked, hooded female slave at Grey. witness heard her say the slave was payment for a debt.

She then blew her brains out. Christian Grey took his newly acquired slave and has fled the gala. Police are looking for the couple. Dr. Grace Grey, his mother is being rushed to the hospital, overcome with the relations.

The mysterious personal life of Christian Grey the most eligible bachelor in Washington state, and the west coast. Is a SM sadist. Shock is running thru the business world and the society. Stay tuned to 101.5 the leading voice of the WSU and southern Washington state.