Humans don't need pets like that!

Kirihara drummed his fingers against his desk, glaring at his phone, deciding if he should or not.

"Damn it." Picking up his phone, he punched the number he never thought he would NEVER call. "Oi, Mizuki…I need to..talk."

"Nfufufu, how unexpected of his lordship to ask me to come speak to you personally, what seems to be the problem?"

Kirihara let out an annoyed growl, and managed to mumble something out.

Mizuki frowned, "Pardon?"

"That stupid bitch…how do I court her?"

Mizuki raised an eyebrow, "You mean the little princess? You're asking me how to court someone like her?"

Kirihara shot him a glare," What do you mean someone like her?"

"You know…the difficult type," he sighed "If it's someone like that…I'm not so sure how to deal with someone like that."

"Then who the hell am I suppose to have this…this talk with?"

"Now, now, don't fret; when it comes to romance, I am a genius."

"Where is he?! Where the hell is he?!"

"He's out to lunch with his husband."

An whipped around to meet face to face with Kamio.

"Out to lunch? When is he coming back?" Kamio shrugged, An groaned in frustration.

"Fine. If he wants to hide, fine. He can't hide forever." She mumbled angrily, "Hey! Tell him this when he's back: Fuji, Tachibana An is going to get you one of these days!" and with that, she stormed out of the reception area.

"Ah! Perfect! Just the girl I need to see!"

"Huh? Who are you?" An stared and the curly haired man standing in front of her.

Mizuki bowed mockingly, "Mizuki Hajime, Lucifer 156, a pleasure to meet you."

"Um, yeah, nice to meet you. You were saying…?"

"Yes, your darling husband to be is looking for you."

"Oh."

Mizuki stared at her, 'Hmm, he has picked a troublesome one indeed.'

"Well, he's waiting for you in the dining hall."

"Thanks." She mumbled.

Mizuki sniffed, 'Well, they'll thank me for this later.'

"Woman! You're late!"

"Late? You just told me to come here!"

"Shut up and come here."

An cautiously moved closer, and noticed something was moving around behind Kirihara.

Suddenly the thing leaped out from behind him and landed in front of her.

A string of profanity left her mouth, Kirihara scowled.

"What's your problem?"

"What the heck is that? A giant lizard? Godzilla?"

Kirihara snorted, "The heck are you talking about? It's a dragon, d-r-a-g-o-n are you stupid?"

"DRAGON?! Are you crazy? Why do you have a dragon here?"

Kirihara frowned," What? Don't humans have dragons as pets? Mizu- I mean, I heard most girls like to have baby dragons as pets…"

"Dragons aren't real…I mean up there. And as pets? It's like keeping a shark in your swimming pool!"

"You humans are so weak; this thing is more well trained then a puppy!"

An looked at the mass of scales wriggling around on the floor, "Oh?"

Bending down, she wretched out to pat its head, a purr erupted from it. She couldn't help but giggle, it was indeed quite cute. "Awww…"

Kirihara smirked, "See?"

"Yeah, yeah," An gingerly touched its horns, luckily it wasn't sharp, "Aww…I know a certain someone's sleeping with me tonight!" she cooed at the dragon.

Kirihara slowly wrapped an arm around her waist, "Oh really…"

An wrenched his arm off, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Snorkel."

"What? The dragon? What the hells with that name?"

"Its name is Snorkel, and what's wrong with that?"

Kirihara let out a loud growl and stormed out of the dining hall, "MIZUKI!"

Mizuki rolled his eyes "Obviously, if you plan on wooing her, than you should have been more…gentle."

"Gentle?! That women doesn't need to be treated nicely, she is infuriating!"

Mizuki sighed; Hell was definitely going to change from a peaceful workplace to a complete war zone.

A/N: Thank you for the reviews! I hope you continue to read this…lame story xD

I'm not actually sure how I'm going to continue this, so it might take awhile for the

next update xD Wish me luck.