Ok so this chapter goes out to my peeps Minx and Ivy…who this story is about I'm sure you no. Specifically to Ivy who has been pestering me to update so I decided to put up this chapter just to please her, which, as is common knowledge, is my one goal in life. -Sarcasm fully intended- Oh and I wanna shout out to the new members of MISS, the group us three start. We finally gave our other friends MISS names so I wanna say hi to KRILLION AND IPHOTEMU! Well, they don't exactly know what there names are yet…
Chapter 5- The chapter in which there is no name so it shall be called that chapter in which we catch a small glimpse into the unfathomable mind of SECRET!!
Draco seethed angrily. The silly old bat had still put him in detention even though they had made a deal. At least he had time while Binns was prattling on about something to do with goblin war to plot how he was going to spy on thous annoying girls.
"Hey boy. Are you listening. You're here for detention, not to daydream." Binns snapped. Draco was amazed that he had noticed he wasn't paying attention. He never did in class. He glared at the ghost of a professor.
"Of course, Sir." He drawled, his voice dripping with sarcasm. Binns continued to prattle on and Draco continued with his silent scheming.
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Although she looked it, Secret was not in fact unconscious. She could hear, touch, smell and feel but she couldn't move a single muscle in her body. She would have been able to see if she could move her eyelids.
'Malfoy better hide because as soon as I'm awake, he won't be' She thought to herself darkly.
All you readers out there cannot fully comprehend the amount of deep, dark thoughts that go on in Secrets head. I myself don't fully understand what goes on in there and I am Secret. Right at this moment Secret can think of precisely 147 ways in which to serve Malfoy a long painful death and have no one find the body. Imagine what she could do now she has magic on her side. Authoress shudders at her own dark thoughts.
But, alas, thous plans were yet impossible at the moment, for Secrets limbs still would not work for her, and she doubted they would any time soon. So, for now all she could do was listen to her ever present friends talk and continue to expand her ever growing index of painful deaths for Mr Malfoy. At the moment she was thinking specifically of involving a veggie peeler…
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"WHAAAAAA. SECRET'S GOING TO DIE!!" Cried Minx as she broke down sobbing at Secret's bedside, clutching her limp hand.
"She's not going to die!" exclaimed Ivy in annoyance. "Just because Madam Pomfrey doesn't know what that git hit her with doesn't mean she won't be able to fix it." Ivy chuckled mischievously.
"How can you laugh at a time like this?!"
"I'm just thinking of how pissed Secret is going to be when she misses our first proper day of school tomorrow." (A.N. Just imagine their flying lesson is on their first day) Minx stopped and looked at Ivy, thinking.
"Oh yea, she is going to be pissed." Both girls laughed then stopped.
"It's not the same without Secret is it?" asked Ivy with a frown.
"NNNNNNOOOOOO!!" Minx began to cry once more. Ivy rolled her eyes and sighed, studying her fingernails.
Ivy looked up as the pitiful whimpers that were coming from Minx stopped.
"What are you laughing at now?" She questioned.
The corner of Minx's mouth turned up as she asked "Hey Ivy. How long do you think Secret's going to be out of it for?"
"'Bout three days."
"HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?!"
"Well why did you ask me if you didn't want an answer?"
Minx fumed in annoyance. "Oh never mind. Anyway. How long do you thi…"
"Do you want me to answer this time?"
"YES! Man it's like trying to talk to a golden retriever." Minx snapped but clamped her hands over her mouth just after she said it, her eyes wide with fear. Ivy glared at her and slowly crossed her arms.
"What did you say?" Ivy's voice was quite and deadly. It had an edge to it that seemed to cut through the air, and through Minx's confidence. Taking a deep breath Minx launched on, trying to distract her.
"As I was saying, how long do you think it will take us to destroy the school?"
This made Ivy stop and think. After a few seconds her face broke out in an evil grin.
"About three days I think. Minx looped her arm with Ivy's and said, "Ya know, I really like your calculations.
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Secret listened to her friends as they said their goodbyes and exited the hospital wing. She fumed at the fact that she was going to miss her first days of school.
You see Secret actually enjoyed school. It was something she was actually good at. She was eager to see what they would be learning here and she had little hope that Minx and Ivy would take notes for her. Especially considering their plans to destroy the school.
No doubt she would have to clean up after them, as always. Secret was always the one to keep them in line, which she found funny, considering she inflicted just as much mischief as them. But Secret, unlike Minx and Ivy, had the handy ability to not get caught. She mostly managed to keep the others out of serious trouble but she couldn't exactly do that now.
So know there secret was going to be out in the open and everyone would know they were weird animal people but if anyone tried to take them away or throw them out they would have to answer to her, and that would not be pretty.
So, for now, all she had to worry about was getting through the next few days without a good book.
So there it is. The 5th chapter in the series about us, the Strange Trio. If you have any questions concerning us please PM me and I'll tell you our story in more detail. That or I'll get Ivy to. She is the main creator. Please review and I will praise you…no seriously. Every time I get a review I shall get on the ground and bow. If you have any suggestions about the story you can tell me…I can't guarantee I'll listen but I will take them into consideration. So long for now. Peace.
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