Ok, so I no I said I was going to do no updating till after my exams but I can't resist putting up the next chapter of this story seeing as I already had it written and it is a really funny chapter. So I hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I, Hidden Secret, did indeed steal the rights to everything Harry Potter last night whilst J.K. Rowling was taking a bath. So now copyright laws can SUCK VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!!!……..just jokes.

Chapter 6-Well Stolen Plans

Minx and Ivy hurried down the corridor, whispering quietly to each other.

"… But we don't know enough spells yet" whispered Ivy. "We can't really do anything."

"But what about all them spells Secret taught us before we came?"

"That's hardly enough to destroy the school, or even create a bit of bedlam."

"Awww but I want to" Minx whined.

"Well I suppose we could, but we'll have to do it the old fashioned way and we have to make sure its safe…"

"To hell with safety, there are enough teachers for that."

The girls continued to discuss their plans as they headed towards the Gryfindor common room. Half way through their conversation Minx screamed as she felt a hand on her shoulder.

"Ahhhhh" she screamed and whipped around. "I know Tai Chi don't mess with me!!!!"

Ivy sniggered. "Hehe, Minx you rhymed!" Minx paused and contemplates life.

"Yes, yes I did."

Meanwhile, in front of them stood two tall gangly red headed boys wearing slighty old looking hand me down Gryfindor robes. Minx glanced up at them and studies their faces.

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Your CLONES!!!!!" She screamed, causing the boys to jolt with freight. Ivy quietly muttered "Oh no" but she continued to study the boys as Minx screamed again and ran away sideways…straight into a window.

"Don't mind her, she has a thing with clones." From the ground Minx moaned and stumbled to her feet. She caught sight of the clones once more and Ivy only just had time to mutter (A.N. SECRET & MINX GOT MARRIED!) 'Oh shit' before, once again a piercing scream erupted from Minx's mouth and, once again, she ran into the same window. The twins watched with a raised eyebrow, bewildered expressions on their faces.

"She does know were not clones right?" one of the asked, actually concerned for the health of this young lady.

"No" replied Ivy blandly.

"Are you going to tell her?"

"Mmmmm" Ivy scrunched up her nose in indecision. "No."

The twins just looked at her. Meanwhile Minx had awoken again and was stumbled. When she saw the twins her eyes widened and sucked in a breath but, before she could release it, Ivy clamped her hand over.

"They are twins, not clones and they are not trying to take over the world. Happy?"

Minx sighed and her eyes went out of focus and dreamy. "I shall never be happy until the world is mine and Riku and Wolfwood are my personal man slaves."

An expression appeared on both the boys faces that was that was somewhat akin to loudly shouting "WHAT THE FUNK!!"

"Minx I don't think that's really possible. Maybe Secret could pull it off but you…I don't think so." Minx pouted and the twins sniggered.

"Hey, what are you laughing at freaks?" They both fell quiet looking slightly scared. "Who are you anyway?"

The one closest to the girls stepped forward hesitantly.

"We are Fred and George Weasley, mischief masters of this fine educational establishment. We have come to offer our assistance."

"And what would we need you assistance for?" asked Ivy while Minx muttered "Educa…Mestablishme…TO MANY BIG WORDS!!!!"

"Destroying the school." Answered Fred, a proud smirk on his face.

Before anyone could blink Ivy was holding a glimmering Samari sword an inch from the closest twins (Fred's) neck. George tried to reach for his wand but as soon as he made any movement another sword appeared at his neck, also held by Ivy.

"What do you know and whoa re you going to tell?" Ivy said in a deadly voice. Minx tapped Ivy on the shoulder.

"Hey did they just say they wanted to help…"

"Minx shut up and get your weapons out."

"Oh yeah, just let me find them."

She began to rummage around in the pocket of her robe. "Ah ha!" she shouted and pulled out…a spring onion?

"That's where that went" she said, studying it intently before sticking it in her mouth and taking a bite. "Mmm tastes like Broccoli…with a faint hint of Chicken."

"Isn't that a spring onion?" asked George.

"Don't argue with me!" shouted Minx.

"Minx just find your bloody sabers!" shouted Ivy. Minx jumped and continued to rummage though her pockets, every once in a while pulling out something like a broken pocket watch, a pair of chopsticks and a live snake… which, upon seeing, she screamed and promptly threw out the window. Finally she pulled out two short round sticks, each about the length of her hand, and they had an arrangement of multi coloured buttons on them. She gripped one in each hand and, with her thumbs, pressed the biggest red button on each of them. Out of the ends of them shot columns of light, both of them bright iridescent pink.

"What are they?" asked Fred, shielding his eyes with his hand.

"Well there morphing light sabers of course. Haven't you seen Star Wars?" said Minx

Ivy sighed from where she stood still nearly slitting Georges throat with her razor sharp blades.

"Minx, Hello! This is Hogwarts. The chance of anyone here knowing what a TV was, let alone the movie Star Wars is like us knowing who Harry Potter was before we came here. Did you know he's really famous or something!" (A.N. This bit was written by Minx when Secret had writers block. Thanks Minxy Winxy!)

"Really! I had no idea. Maybe we should get his autograph and sell it on e-bay so we could make millions and RULE THE WORLD!!" Minx then went on to do an evil laugh… that stopped abruptly when she realized the others were staring at her. "Anyway back to threatening you. What do you think we should do with them Ivy?"

"I dunno but we have to get rid of them some how. They know too much." Fred opened his mouth to argue but stopped as her felt the tip of Ivy's Samari sword gently press against his throat.

"Hey. I've got an idea!" said Minx brightly. "We could tie them up and steal some brooms and fly them over the forbidden forest and drop them so that they fall through the trees and land on some bushes so they don't die, they could get hurt though. Ummm not sure about that one, anyway then we grab them and dunk them in the lake until they almost drown then we take them to the top of the tallest tower and threaten to drop them off unless they promise not to tell anyone and if they don't we bury them alive and only feed them just enough so that they stay alive and then we have SEX!!!"

"What?!" exclaimed Ivy.

"Opps, sorry. I stole that plan from Axel,"

"Ummm, I don't think so Minx."

"Ok, on to Plan B then."

"Oh no…"

"We travel down to Hogsmeade down the secret passageway that these two don't know we know about…" Fred and George looked at her in utter astonishment. "Please remember guys that we know everything."

"Actually Secret knows everything, she just shares things with us." Said Ivy cutting Minx off.

"As I was saying" said Minx, glaring at Ivy, "We go to Hogsmeade and purchase a nice big shiny silver gun. Then we tie them to a chair, just one chair, not two, and we shoot off their toes till they either swear loyalty to us or die from blood loss. We can dispose of them mob style, cement their feet and drop them in the lake. And then there shall be SEX!!!!!" Ivy simply raised an eyebrow in question. "What. I stole that plan from Axel as well. And don't us that eyebrow on me, I invented the eyebrow."

"Fine then, hit us with Plan C, I know you've got one."

"Ok! We carefully interrogate the suspects until we can accurately determine whether they will either purposefully or accidentally be a hazard to our delicate plans. If they will indeed become a hazard we shall simply find an appropriate book in the library that contains some type of mind wiping spell and erase there short term memories. If they do indeed want to help us then we shall all concoct a plan to wreck uncontrollable havoc upon an unsuspecting population that is this school." Minx fell silent and the others stared at her wide-eyed.

"What?!" exclaimed Ivy was she shook out of her trance. "Ok, first, of all I didn't know you knew that many big words and secondly what, on sex?"

"Well, that plan I stole from Secret. So you understood it eh?"

"Yeah…" said Ivy cautiously.

"Well do u think you could run it by me again?"

"I like it." Said George. "I think we should go with that plan. It's very…safe."

"Yes," agreed Fred, "It's not very violent at all."

"Yea I think that will be the one we pick." Said Ivy as she lowered her swords. "Your actually quite lucky." She added as an afterthought. "You should see some of the other plans Secret comes up with. You would not want to be on the receiving end of one of her death strategies.

I would just like to inform you all that the authors note that states and I quote 'SECRET AND MINX GOT MARRIED' was in fact a random snippet of information that Minx decided to write on my page whilst I was writing this story. Although we have in fact been engaged for about a year we have not set a date yet but it is on our top priority list. You are all envited to the ceremony of course! XD

Anyway I need to go study for an imensly important Biology exam tomorrow so I must go. I will try and update again once my exams are over. Please press the fancy new Green review button so I can feel loved.

See ya! From Secret