After exclaiming to the world that we had both received our magical powers we decided to try out my power in crystal ball class. Before we could test out my power there was a huge bang, a crash and a wallop coming from Rafiki as she gazed into the crystal ball she saw…
"And the wizard Nobel Prize for inventing the cheese mobile goes to UPENDI AND RAFIKI!!" The crowd went wild as all you could hear was shouting and screaming, people waving there cheese mobiles in the air everything was going mental. It was in the year 2018…
This was 10 years from now so she was obviously having another one of her nix moments. We wanted to see if what she had seen was correct and we were already trying out my power so we put it to the test. As I spun the dial on the compass I slipped and went too far we ended up in the year 3000.
We couldn't breathe as the whole world was living underwater (but we don't know if the whole great great great granddaughter thing is true). Suddenly we saw bubbles appear in front of our eyes as a fish had turned us into fish. I had turned into a dwarf angelfish and a beautiful one I was as well all the other fish were obviously jealous. Rafiki had turned into a clown fish and a funny one she was as well all she would do was make jokes (even if most of them were rubbish).
Rafiki's top ten jokes of the day:
1. If a woman is born in China, grows up in Australia, goes to live in America and dies in New Zealand, what is she? Dead
Upendi says: Jamaican
2. How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror
Upendi says: Go on the game show "double or nothing"
3. What part of a fish weighs the most? Its scales
Upendi says: Well I know it's not the brain
4. What word is always spelt incorrectly? Incorrectly
Upendi says: Supercalafragalisticxpalydoshis
5. What is an "IG"? An Eskimo's house without a toilet
Upendi says: My imaginary friend
6. What has a bottom at the top? A leg
Upendi says: Rafiki doing a handstand
7. Why are false teeth like stars? They come out at night
Upendi says: They're old and you wouldn't want to get to close to them
8. Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? She never marries the best man
Upendi says: She's not marrying a Leprocon
9. If everyone bought a white car, what would we have? A white carnation
Upendi says: A white traffic jam
10. Why did E.T have such big eyes? He saw his phone bill (E.T phone home)
Upendi says: He was electrocuted during testing