"Can somebody help me?…" I exclaimed as me and Rafiki wondered through a fish jam. (Traffic jam but with fish). As we circled all over the place trying to find something that looked like something we could recognise, we bumped into surprise surprise… another fish … " OY watch were your going!"
"sorry sir… but we were wondering if u could help us we some how just magically appeared here and now we don't know where we are the last thing we remember is when it was 2008 and we were in our classroom in school????" Rafiki asked
"I don't like to talk about the eruption" said Mr. Fishy.
"eruption????????"
"I don't wan to tell you how Mt. wafhjung erupted and burned up all the air meaning that everyone had to adapt"
"but Mt. wafhjung has been extinct for over 140000 years. What are you talking about? We want an explanation NOW!!" Upendi ordered
"where have you been livin, 2008?" mr. fishy said sarcastically.
"well actually………yes"
"freaks" he sniggered. Mr. Fishy then swam of but we couldn't let him go that easily we wanted to know bout this eruption and why everyone was under wataaa… "stop following me… if you want to know bout the eruption just go read about it… in the library… down the road and to the left… oh just follow me ill take you there."
"noooooooooooo sounds like school" I then ran off to eat a cheese burger behind a bin, whilst Rafiki followed Mr. moody pants.
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In the library me and Mr. Fishy said our goodbyes and he told me where I could find a map for the fishy city and where to get the info about the eruption. I wondered to an old book flicked open the pages and saw the strangest thing in the history of the universe it was a photo of 2 girls who looked familiar… then it clicked it was the same image I saw as the image in my vision of me and Upendi getting the wizard Nobel prise for the cheese mobile… It was like lighting had hit my brain I tore out the page from the book and ran to find Upendi.
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Yum. Great burger. Kind of soggy, but Guuuuuuuuurd. I saw Rafiki come swimming down the road as fast as she could swim the second I had finished my burger. She came down screaming me name saying she was right I jus stood there pretending I didn't know her my gills inflating with anger at how embarrassing she was being. She shouted some boring facts at me about the volcano but then it got interesting.
" and by the way I found a picture of us to winning the wizzad Nobel prize but anyway back to the volcano basically bla bola blab la bla bla blah!!!"
" Wait what was that about the Nobel prize??"
" oh yeh.. I found this picture in one of the archives its you and me with a cheese mobile… I wonder what we have become now… apart from fish I mean are we dead or have we found a way to like live… forever???"
"who cares I got a nobly prize!!!!" I exclaimed.
"A nobel prize dear not a nobly prize… Wait why are there all those photographer fish swimming round those other 2 fish… they important or something???" Said Rafiki.
"Duno they look like idiots to me"
"But look how great her hair is that's the work of a great hair dresser yano"
"ye well look how fat the other one is that definitely the work of a great cheese burger"
"Rafiki, Upendi over here, Mr. Washing fish from fish weekly we were all wonderin, how does it feel to be multi billionaires? The richest people in the sea? The top dollar? The big cheese…?" Said the posh reporter fish.
"Oh yes it feels great thanks, all the cheese burgers you can eat!!" Said the future Upendi
"It's a theoretical adventure of the human mind in fish form and size. It may be challenging at times but what's life without risk?" Said the future Rafiki,
"She sounds smarticle like you Rafiki and looks like ya too but with a better hairdo"
"Well I can definitely see you in that one I always thought u would turn out fat"
"Ye wat ev trev at least I look cute in that outfit unlike you in a SUIT!!!!" I shouted.
The press suddenly turned around as if hearing my last word wasn't enough one of the press had recorded our whole conversation and matched a picture of us as fish to an old picture of the future us as fish… it was a perfect match.
"Hey younger versions of us come back to our place something seems fishy here…" The future me said still trying to make jokes as usual.
"that jokes a bit wet, but shore." I replied.
