Christmas Songs with Inuyasha

by G.G. of the North

Me and my friend, who is obsessed with him and is smothering him with kisses, have kidnapped Inuyasha and are making him sing bakup vocalto Xmas songs. These songs are: Santa clause is coming to town, Rudolph, Frosty, I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause, and

3. Frosty the Snowman

Disclaimer- Kaitlyn- Even though it pains me to say it, I don't own inuyasha

Cheyenne- See Kaitlyn, it was easier this time

Kaitlyn- (very depressed) Whatever. Why are you so happy?

Cheyenne- CAUSE SESSHOMARU IS HERE!!!

Kaitlyn- Ya, BUT...

Cheyenne- But? But what?

Kaitlyn- YOU DON'T OWN HIM EITHER?

Cheyenne- (very depressed)shut up.

Kaitlyn- Ok today we have Sesshomaru joining us(Cheyenne squeals)and he will be helping Inuyasha sing.

Cheyenne- (still depressed) The song is Frosty the snowman.

Kaitlyn- (whispering) Inu and Sessfluffmaru think frosty was made by Naraku so SHHHH.

Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the Snowman
Inu- Wait, who was that again?
Was a jolly happy soul
Sess- he was made from naraku, how the hell can he be happy?
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
Inu- he has a what for a nose?
And two eyes made out of coal
Sess- How can he see?
Frosty the Snowman
Inu- That bastard
Is a fairytale they say
Sess- He better be
He was made of snow

Inu- SNOW DEMONS, I HATE THEM
But the children know
Sess- Rin?
How he came to life one day
Inu- How does she know?
There must have been some magic
Sess- Magic?
In that old silk hat they found
Inu- They? Silk hat? What?

For when they placed it on his head
Sess- Why are they putting a hat on his head?
He began to dance around
Inu- The Dance of Doom
Frosty the Snowman
Sess- He better stay away from Rin
Was alive as he could be
Inu- Not for long
And the children say
Sess- What they say? What they say?
He could laugh and play
Inu- The Instrument of DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Just the same as you and me
Sess- I don't play an instrument of doom.
Frosty the Snowman
Inu- ENOUGH WITH HIS NAME.
Knew the sun was hot that day
Sess- You know it is kinda hot out
So he said let's run
Inu- YOU BETTER RUN
And we'll have some fun
Sess- NOT MY RIN!!! :(
Now before I melt away
Inu- Let him melt
Down to the village
Sess- Which village?
With a broomstick in his hand
Inu- is he gonna hit the kids with it????
Running here and there all around the square
Sess- You think we can't smell you
Saying catch me if you can
Inu- O, I'LL CATCH YOU
He led them down the streets of town
Sess- Quickly, down the street
Right to the traffic cop
Inu- Who the hell is that?
And he only paused a moment when
Sess- When? When what?
He heard him holler stop
Inu- Now we can get him!!!!

Frosty the Snowman
Sess- STOP SAYING HIS NAME(Cheyenne- Sorry)
Had to hurry on his way

Inu- Where to?

But he waved goodbye
Sess- HE'S LEAVING???WHERE TO???
Saying don't you cry
Inu- Why would I cry for one of Naraku's incarnations?
I'll be back again some day

Sess- Hell, I'm not gonna let him back

Thumpety thump thump
Inu- He's over there!
Thumpety thump thump
Sess- No over there!
Look at Frosty go
Rin- OVER THERE!!!
Thumpety thump thump
Inu and Sess- GET HIM!!!!!!
Thumpety thump thump
Inu- Thats us beating Frosty
Over the hills of snow

Cheyenne- (crying) You murdered Frosty!!!

Kaitlyn-(Crying too) We were kidding when we said he was made from Naraku

Inu and Sess- Oh!

Inu- Whoops

Cheyenne(crying louder) What about the hat?

Sess- You mean this hat?(holding up the ripped up hat)

Cheyenne- (eyes grow bigger) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaitlyn- ok till next time bye- bye. The next song is "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" then there is one more which we will tell you later. Bye-bye.