OH MY GOD!! That was so funny... I just watched as this girl came out of no where and started to beat the shit out of a yokai that was trying to kill Gojyo... Wait why would she help? I watched as the waitress girl went around and started to smack yokai across the face with a frying pan... damn... all I had was a small fryin-... wait... where did I have a frying pan?... I must have forgot or something... something was missing but I didn't know what... I sighed and then kicked dead yokai that laid still on the ground. Well that was the last of the yokai only scattered dead bodies laid on the muddy ground now. I looked as Sanzo put his gun back into his sleeve, then Goku and Gojyo's weapons disappeared into thin air. I sighed and placed my sickle and chain back into the isolated backpack that sat in the back of Kenryuu. The girl was good at fighting... besides fighting with a frying pan she could kick the crap out of some yokai in the jaw. Kimiko and I glanced at each other and then at the girl who was talking to Gojyo... Gojyo seemed to like her and she seemed to like him... Another person... we could always use another person... I looked at Sanzo who was smoking a cigarette.. 'Okay I know that we've been buggin' about people comin' with us... but this person is cool and maybe she can cook.. Hakkai could use a break from cookin' once in a while...' I thought as I ambled over to the monk. Secretly I hoped he had low blood pressure this mornin'... it would be much easier to ask him. I stood a few feet away and then I took a step toward him and looked at Lynto and Gojyo. He looked at me and I gave a innocent smile and expression.
"Hell no"..
"Aww come on San San" He shot me a death glare, "S-sanzo I mean... come on she can kick butt... and can cook by the looks of the frying pan". Kimiko walked over to aid me in my quest for taking the girl along. We started to try and convince Sanzo that the girl would be helpful to the group... actually it was seperate group.. the males in the Sanzo party and the females... cool... I sighed and watched as Sanzo ramble on... 'Blah blah blah.. we have too many people as it is, blah blah... all she did was hit em' with a frying pan... blah blah blah' My eyebrow twitched a bit... it was time to knock some sense into him... I roughly grabbed him by the front of the shirt, it didn't faze him not one bit... I then started to violently shake him while Kimiko and the others stopped what they were doing to watch in awe... No one ever dared doing this for one good reason... they would get a bullet in their head. I saw Sanzo slowly reach into his sleeve robe for either his fan or his gun, eh... I bet Kanzeon wouldn't let him do that... well... maybe she would... but still. I then heard a thud from behind me... I stopped shaking Sanzo and we both turned our heads toward Kenryuu. The girl had placed a backpack in the back of Kenryuu and was now sitting in the passanger seat up front. She turned her head and looked at Sanzo, her lower lip stuck out and her eyes sparkled a bit.
"Please Mr.Sanzo... I promise to help and try not to get on your nerves" she said.
I smirked, no one could say no to that... Sanzo's eyebrow twitched in annoyance and he gave a sigh to match before turning and walking to Hakuryuu, he waved his hand in the air. "Fine... do what you want, just don't get in the way".
'Yes!! Another girl on the team!!'
Okay... so we had been driving to the next village... which was tree days away... Yay, not. Kimiko was driving Kenryuu and following Hakuryuu in the others up ahead. We had found out that the girl's name was Inoue Lynto and she was twenty one, she had met Gojyo at the bar and he had saved her from some crazy ass drunk guys. See Gojyo was cool he didn't like it when guys pushed around girls. I sighed and laid in the backseat, my arms folded and under my head as a pillow and my legs crossed. It was sundown... and boy all of us were so happy to be campin' out!! Yeah I had a strange picture of getting attacked by a raccoon while going to find a place to go the bathroom... not a fun thing... The wind blew roughly as the jeep drove down the forest path, birds chirped and the golden orange rays of the sun made the forest glow. I then rolled over onto my stomach and looked out into the forest, my eyes squinted a bit... I saw something out in the middle of the forest. It was surrounded by tree's but I could see it. I sat up a bit and my head tilted, Lynto looked back at me and then at the direction I was looking.
"Hey what the heck is that"? asked Lynto.
I shook my head, "I dunno.." I looked at the guys riding in Hakuryuu up ahead. "HEY YA GUYS THERE'S A HOUSE OR SOMETHING OVER THERE"! I shouted while pointing to the direction of the thing we had seen. Kimiko stopped the jeep and so did the others, they slowly got out as we did and we all peered through the forest and looked at the solid object that stood silently. 'What is it'? We all started to walk through the forest and moved branches out of our faces while trying to identify the structure. As we got closer we saw a large temple standing silently and basking in the warm glow of the rays of the sun as it went down. 'A temple... okay Sanzo+temple+MonksA place to stay! That's all I need to know!' I looked at Lynto and Kimiko, yeah camping out in the wilderness with bears and bugs with guys wasn't exactly our cup of tea. We glanced back at the bags in the back of Kenryuu and then at Sanzo. Sanzo was a monk and a very famous one at that, he could easily get us a place to stay at this place!
I then started to walk toward the temple but something grabbed onto the back of my shirt and pulled me back, "What are you doing"? asked Sanzo.
I looked at him.. is he stupid what does it look like I'm doing? "I'm going to the temple, I mean now we don't have to camp out"! I said excited. Lynto and Kimiko noddded and smiled. The guys turned their heads and looked at Sanzo, then us.
"Oh dear... this is a conundrum" said Hakkai.
Sanzo sighed and shook his head before looking at us again, "You three are girls" he stated.
"Did you just notice that"? asked Kimiko, Lynto and I snickered silently.
Sanzo's eyebrow twitched and he slapped a hand to his forehead, "No you don't get it... geez you three are dense"... 'Hey I resent that... I am not that dumb'! What was he getting at? Why couldn't we go the the temple? What did being girls have to do with it? Get on with it ya droopy eyed monk!
"Girls aren't allowed into the temple... its forbidden" said Sanzo.
Shocking quiet silence... birds didn't dare make a sound... "That's some bull shit"! the three of us yelled. Oh hell no! No way were we going to camp out while they stayed in the temple all nice and cozy! Those seats in the jeep weren't exactly comfort city. Sanzo looked at us with a straight face while Gojyo and Goku sat there blinking, Hakkai laughed nervously in the backround.
"Well... we could try another way" suggested Hakkai.
"What is it"? we all asked...
Ash:I wonder what the other way is... THAT IS SOME BULL THAT GIRLS CAN'T GO INTO TEMPLES!!
Lyn:Damn straight.
Kim:Well there are girls that work at the temple but they won't allow outsiders.
Ash:Still some fucked up crap though...
Lyn:Hakkai's got a idea though..
Kim:-Smiles- My man's got a idea.
Ash:It better be a good one... okay... I'm gonna say it this time... I do not own Saiyuki or its characters, they belong to Kazuya Minekura. Kim, Lyn, and I are real and... do not touch their men... seriously.. I saw Kim whoop Yaone's ass yesterday and damn was she scary..
Kim:-Cracks knuckles-Hakkai is mine..
Lyn:-Whips out frying pan- Gojyo is mine..
Ashurri:-Eyes glow maroon-Goku is mine..
