.:Ash:I had fun makin' this chap it was funny to me! O.O THOSE MONKS ARE EVIL I TELL YOU! -Throws ice skates at them- GO AWAY EVIL MONKS!


Lyn, Kim, Amber and I walked up ahead silently being led down the hall to our rooms while the others were behind us. Sanzo was speaking to the head priest of the temple but he didn't look to happy about it. Monks walked with them as well and they kept whispering and glancing at us and waving. We were disgusted at those bald freaks but didn't say a word. Sanzo told us we couldn't cuss or do anything that a priestess wouldn't do. It just so happens a fat monk had been inching his way back to where we walked but we simply ignored him. Each time the monk would do that one of the guys would cough. Just a few moments ago Gojyo had made his second cough and they quickly moved to walk beside us until that monk went back with his buddies. Amber walked with me on my left while Lynto and Kimiko walked on my right. Sanzo and the head monk up ahead they stopped down the hall and started to have a conversation and the monks following them stopped as well. The four of them looked back at us with large grins and I shuddered before nudging the others to turn our backs to them. I folded my arms across my chest and pouted hating this entire plan we had came up with. These weird robes were itchy, pretty but itchy.. The pants were so big and baggy that if I jumped off a building I woudln't die because the pants would poof out like a parachute! Suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder, I looked at the others and they had hands on their shoulders as well. Slowly I turned my head and jumped back along with Lynto, Kimiko, and Amber after seeing the four monks there. I slapped a hand to my forehead and growled a bit.

"Isn't this our luck! We never had good looking girls at the temple before" The monk nearly did a little dance and high fived one of his friends.

"Don't get used to it" I muttered dully.

"Yeah they are! The girls that are here are way too old! Dibs on red-head" said another monk. Hakkai sent a chilling glare and that monk flinched and started to shook where he stood.

A fat monk clapped his hands like a retard and pointes at me, "Then I get this one! She's got pretty hair".. My eyebrow twitched. 'HELL NO RETARD BOY'! Goku then slid in front of me to stand in front of me and block the fat monk's reach.

"That's fine with me, then I get her" another monk stated while pointing at Lyn. Suddenly and calmly Gojyo reached out and grabbed onto the monks face. The palm of his hand in the monks face while his fingers curled over his blad head and then with ease he pushed the monk into the wall.

"Don't think so" Said Gojyo, Hakkai, and Goku in unison.

One monk pushed the rest of his buddies aside and then spread out his arms... "Move aside boys... because... I GET ALL OF THEM! They are going with me tonight" He then smirked, I made a throw up motion while the others shuddered.

In the blink of a eye three blurs rushed pass us and then pushed that one cocky monk against the wall, Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai glared at this monk and kept their hands on his shoulders so he couldn't move. The monk gulped and shook while looking at his friends but they weren't in a hurry to help him out.

Gojyo shook his head and then stared at the monk without blinking, his face was serious. "Ya know you may want to watch what you say idiot, isn't that right Goku? Hakkai"?

Hakkai nodded and laughed lightly, he didn't look mad but he looked dead serious and his tone sounded angry. "Indeed, if you say things like that you may get hurt... that goes for your friends as well".

Goku nodded and punched his fist into the palm of his hand, "Yeah and we have time to give a good butt whooping"! We all watched in awe and amusement as this went on, quickly the monk got out of their grasp and he ran over to his friends before bolting off and going pass Sanzo and the head priest.

Sanzo and the head priest looked back at us, the head priest of the temple stepped forward. "Something wrong"? Hakkai took Kimiko's hand and smiled softly, looking at the priest before passing him.

"No nothing at all".

Amber rushed ahead and smiled stood close to Sanzo, she poked his shoulder ten times before turning her head to look at us. "Sanzo this place is huge isn't it"? she asked him.

Gojyo slipped a arm around Lynto and pulled her close, "Yeah don't worry about it, oh high and mighty priest" he stated, Lynto laughed a bit and walked pass the priest with him.

"Yeah, we were just asking them what time dinner was! I'm starving"! lied Goku about the dinner part as he grabbed onto my sleeve and ran after the others, with me following. I smiled and nodded. 'Now no monks will hit on us that is good... and I'm freaking hungry man'!


Ash:O.o Creepy ass monks..

Amber:-Scoots away from Sanzo-

Sanzo:Oi.. You have never seen me do that shit so don't scoot away.

Lyn:-Shudders at monks and buries face in Gojyo's shirt-Make them go away..

Gojyo:-Nods and kicks one monk in the face then holds Lyn-Don't worry I won't let those dumb ass monks near you.

Kim:-Rests head on Hakkai's shoulder and smiles, holding his hand-

Hakkai:-Smiles at Kimiko and then looks over shoulder at monks, gives monks a cold glare-

Monks:-Flinch and run off like dogs with tails between their legs-

Goku:-Blinks and watches-Why are those monks so weird?

Ash:Because Goku they are called what 'Morons'.

Goku:Ooooh! -Writes down notes and mumbles-Warning watch out for... monks... monks besides Sanzo are morons..

Gojyo:No Goku Sanzo is a moron too... -Bullet zooms past head- Nevermind!

Sanzo:-Eyebrow twitches-That's right.. nevermind.. Ashurri doesn't own Saiyuki or its characters. Saiyuki belongs to Kazuya Minekura. Ashurri, Kim, Lyn, and Amber are in fact real..

Ash:Yep! Said by the old bald monk himself! -Dodges bullet- Well thanks for reading! Will update soon! Thanks for all the reviews!