Ash:Another chap to you all! I hope you like it, I already have a idea for next chap. -Gears in head are turning- lol. Well this chap made me laugh while typing it up and I hope it makes you laugh as well.

Rice... plain humdrum rice for breakfast once again... Good thing the others and I had stuffed our stomachs with plenty of apples. For some reason.. Lyn and Gojyo didn't come back to the room where we all slept besides Sanzo of course. The snooty and strict monks had found some apple cores, they were practically scattered every where. So we got yelled at and less rice.. who cares about this stupid rice. This stupid strict temple and monks. I could hear the monks and Sanzo talking across the room in hushed voices. Poor Kenryuu and Hakuryuu had to suffer sleeping outside and eating rice, we all were glad we were leaving today. I picked up some rice and flicked it across the table to Amber, and she flicked it back. Playing rice soccer to stop us all from dying from... Amber called it 'Boredom cancer'. Hakkai and Kimiko sat next to each other and talked softly to each other while drinking tea and eating most of the rice they had, they both had to drive and had to keep their energy up. Goku was half asleep at the table, his head hanging down and drool oozing out from his mouth as he snored. The monks woke us up early that's all I had to say. Gojyo and Lynto ate silently, they exchanged glances with each other after a smile and kept eating. I wonder what was going on with them. Sanzo was listening to the monks as they talked about their good nights sleep and the weather. One monk said it was going to rain today, not a good thing for Sanzo to hear. He said that the moisture in the air was so tangible that you could taste it and smell it with each inhale. I heard the Head priest ask Sanzo how he slept, Sanzo grumbled a bit and then glanced over at Gojyo and Lynto. I blinked a bit and the Head priest waited for his reply, wanting to know if the all mighty Sanzo had a nice stay at this dang temple.

"Well Sanzo-Sama did you sleep good"? asked the head priest, he leaned across the table over his finished meal and stared at Sanzo intently. Sanzo grunted a bit and then lifted up his cup of coffee, bringing it to his lips. Before he took a sip he stated..

"Could have been better" he looked over at Lynto and Gojyo and they looked back at him with confusion. "Some dumb animals decided it would be a good idea to... mate outside my window".

Some of the priests choked on their food and the Head priest closed his eyes before drinking some tea. Kimiko and Hakkai stopped drinking their tea but kept the tea cups pressed to their lips, their eyes a little wide. The rice Amber and I had been using as a soccer ball flew right pass my head and Amber and I stayed quiet. Goku blinked and rose his head a bit, yawning.

In a flash I saw two blurs run across the room and then something flew through the air. The five of us who remained at the table slowly turned our heads and the monks from the table quickly jumped up from the table except Sanzo and the head priest.

"NOT THE NOODLES"! I heard someone yell. A bowl of noodles in fine china went flying slowly through the air, noodles slipping out of it along with the broth until BAM! My eyes grew wide and we all looked at Sanzo. The bowl of noodles was sitting right on top of his blonde head, noodles slipping out from under the bowl and inching their way down his face. Broth soaked his hair and face. He reached up and slowly wiped his eyes.

A bunch of loud gasps filled the room, "S-Sanzo"!.

Gojyo was desperately trying to hold back Lynto from throwing another bowl of food at Sanzo. Amber clamped her hand over her mouth and doubled over laughing, her laugh a mere giggle then very loud. Sanzo shot a glance over at her and then picked up a plate of rice balls before flinging it over to our table.

I smiled and grabbed a plate of rice before getting up and throwing it, it landed right in one of the monks faces. Soon a bunch of food was flying through the air. Beef stew, spring rolls, shrimp, curry, you name it.

Goku leaped up from his seat and screamed with a large smile, "FOOD"! before a bunch of spring rolls pelted him. A attack from Gojyo, in return Goku picked up some meat buns and ran after Gojyo. Hurling the meat buns at him as he ran.

"Well this sure is a.." Hakkai ducked a plate and it crashed into the wall with a clatter, "A lively morning isn't it"? he asked with a smile.

Kimiko nodded and tilted her head to the left to get out of the way of some carrots, "Yeah your right" she laughed a bit.

Before more of the fun filled food fight could go on and loud voice filled the air, "ENOUGH"!!" We all turned our attention to the high priest, his eyes vexing and his entire body seething with rage. His once clean robes now with blotches of green and brown from food.

"I'm sorry priest Sanzo but due to these these... street trash, we have to ask you all to leave".

"STREET TRASH"! Lynto quickly grabbed onto Gojyo's arm while I snatched Goku by the back of his shirt and we tried to drag them out of the temple, the others following. "WHO THE HELL YOU CALLING STREET TRASH YOU NO GOOD DUMB RICH SON OF A B-"

"Shut it" Sanzo ran his fingers through his hair and looked at the High priest calmly, "If you have a problem with them then it deals with me as well... besides... we have stayed long enough..." he turned and walked toward the door. Leaving all of the monks dumbstruck.

Before we followed Sanzo he stopped in his tracks, "Oh and by the way... your temple it looks like a piece of shit.."...

We all got out side, messy and more happier then we had been at the temple. We had smashed some food in their dumb faces and Sanzo even got hit... that was a golden moment. Soon we were all in the jeeps and driving toward the next village. I tilted my head up and looked up at the grey monochrome clouds. Well... this day wasn't all bad... at least were on the road again!

Ash:Well wasn't that fun?!

Hakkai and Kim:Yes besides the major cleaning bills.

Sanzo:-Yawns and goes off to bed-

Lyn:Say one word and I will kill you..

Gojyo:And I will help...

Sanzo:Oi shut up and let me sleep...

Goku:I'm so hhhhuuunnnggggrrryyyy!

Ash:Ya know... -Remembers something someone said- WE ALL SMELL LIKE A DINNER AT THANKSGIVING!!

Goku:-Sniffs- Hey we do!

Hakkai:Thank you all for the wonderful reviews, the next chap will be up ASAP. Ashurri doesn't own Saiyuki or its characters, Saiyuki belongs to Kazuya Minekura. Ashurri, Lyn, Kim, And Amber are real. Thank you for reading.