"Cas,what have you done?",Dean asked,stepping towards him.
"Nothing, nothing yet. I merely procured the human that Father bred to be his. As I have taken his place,she became mine by default. I hope you understand. It's just one human female and I am God."
Sam slugged the former angel,taking him off guard,"God or no God,man, you just can't snatch some girl out of her bed like that."
Cas tilted his head to the side, "Why not? I'm in charge of all of you. I decide your destinies now. Bailey O'Shaunessy is mine until she fulfills her purpose. I will deliver many pizzas to her until her belly swells with my young. You will mind your own business this time or I shall not be responsible for the copious amounts of pain I deliver to you both."
Dean, sensing something off, sucked his bottom lip and noddded, "Okay, so she gives you this kid you think you need, then what? She's young, man, you're just going to ruin her life in more ways than 's going to end up in an asylum or some shit. That's so jacked up!"
Cas shook his head, "You misunderstand me. After my spawn has took it's first breath and I am confident it will thrive, Bailey will usefullness with be you refuse to assist me, I will figure out how to deliver pizza to her on my own."
Castiel was gone before either Dean or Sam could reply. Dean punched the wall beside him while Sam looked like he wanted to cry.
"Dean, we have to save that knows what he's going to do to her.
"I was going to just skip this whole deal, thought she ran off on her mom. For the first time, in a long time, I'm surprised. This is not the Castiel we know. We gotta stop him."
"But, Dean, how do you stop someone who can end you with just a snap of his fingers? You heard him, he threatened us again."
"Screw his threats. He's wrong and has to be stopped. First, we need to figure out where he took her and stop him from delivering any pizza! He's gonna keep his heavenly pepperoni to himself! One way or another."
Deans phone rang in the pocket of his jacket. Grabbing it, he checked the caller ID and saw it was from a blocked number. He hated blocked numbers. It meant they had your shit but made sure you didn't have theirs, "Yeah?"
"Winchester?",a female voice asked.
"Who's this?"
"Don't worry your pretty little head about that. There's something you should know. The girl that the angel has, she was made for your brother,not for hurry, if anyone besides precious little Sammy..you know,she will die. Ta-ta!",the line went dead and Dean damn near dropped his phone.
Sam saw the perplexed look on his brother's face, "Who was that? Bad news?"
"Depends. I'll fill you in once we're in the car. We gotta find this do you think Cas took her?"
He could be anywhere and in anytime. Hard to say",Sam said, scowling at a map, trying to get a bead on all the places Cas could be." Where was that cabin he liked so much,the one with the moss covered pond?"
"The one in Topeka? Uh, the old Brockman place?"
"That's the one. it's not too far, maybe we should try there first?"
"We have a 50/50 chance, that's better than nothing. Listen Sammy. Whoever that was on the phone. They said something that, despite my less than better judegment, I need to tell you."
"Well, what was it? Wait, is it bad news?"
"Depends on what you call bad news,bro. The broad on the phone said that Bailey chick wasn't made for God so Cas basically has no use for her but.."
"But what,Dean? That's good news,we just need to tell Cas and maybe he'll drop the whole delivering pizza to her thing."
Dean drummed on the steering wheel, trying to figure out the best way to deliver the rest of the mystery caller's message before deciding being straight up was best, "She also said the girl was made for you and if anyone else tries to deliver pizza to her at Casa Erotica, she would die. Like, no one could have her but you."
Sam's eyes nearly popped out of his head as his mouth moved silently, no words coming out. Dean wanted to laugh at his brother but it was obvious he was overwhelmed. Who wouldn't be?
"Oh,come on Sammy, stop being a little bitch and man up. At least she's a cutie and you didn't get stuck with Crowley's twin sister or something. Come on, we have to save my sister-in-law!"
"Must you always be such a jerk,Dean?"
Bailey ran room to room, trying all the doors and windows but they seemed to be locked by some unseen force. Exhausted and terrified, she finally curled into a ball on the old sofa and cried, rib shaking sobs. She was hungry, cold and scared to death of what trench coat guy had planned for her. A knock on the door brought her back to reality. She ran to it,shaking the knob with all of her strength. Suddenly, the door swung open and she thought she was saved.
"Please, you have to help me. A maniac kidnapped me and locked me in here. Please, I have to get out of here before he comes back.!
The man at the door lifted his head and she realized quickly it was her kidnapper, oddly dressed in a pizza delivery uniform.
"Excuse me,miss. You ordered a large pepperoni and sausage but it seems you have no way to pay me. Perhaps we can work something out."
"I-I don't even like pizza. No, no working anything out", she managed to say, her airway suddenly feeling constricted.
"Everyone likes pizza",he said, tossing the pie on the floor and pinning Bailey to wall, trying to kiss her.
"No, stop. I don't want pizza or this."
"Hmmm, strange. The women in the movie didn't deny the pizza man his pay. She offered herself right up. You should do the same,all humans react the same to the pizza man. Maybe you feel self conscious because you are covered in a thin layer of dust and filth? Let me help."
With a snap of his fingers, she was clean and dressed in a long white night gown. She could even smell the vanilla of her body wash on her skin. She was so happy, she almost thanked him. She would have if she didn't look like a virgin sacrifice in some 1980's B-movie.
"Now, shall we continue? I don't have much time."
"Hey ass butt!",Dean yelled throwing an angel fire Molotov in Cas's general with all the shit Cas had pulled lately, Dean still had a soft spot for the guy and didn't want to hurt him too much.
"Winchester, that's my line, I warned you."
"Just listen for a second before you go smiting us,I think you'll want to hear this."
With Castiel distracted, Bailey broke out of his hold and did what seemed most natural. She ran right into Sam Winchester's arms and held on ,unable to explain what he was feeling, pulled her close while growling at Cas.
"Ya see, Cas. She belongs to him and he's not happy about with the way you treated his is ,she's not God's girl. she's Sam's girl. So no hybrid babies for you."
"How do you know, who told you this?"
Before Dean could answer, a woman stepped out of the shadows, "I did."
Castiel turned his head to see who the intruder was and shock and awe filled his face,"Father, is that you?"