"A story in which Yondu tries to use pick up lines on the reader but they go over her head or just laughs

Okay, so I had the idea that the crew's out drinking somewhere, and Yondu's quite drunk and the reader decides to get him back to the ship before he starts a fight or something, and he's just coming out with pick up line the whole way back to the ship and she just thinks he's drunk and laughs - v fluffy with a serious moment at the end

You winced as you watched Yondu burl round, the bottle in his hand nearly colliding with the face of another bar patron. Yondu had a wide smile on his face, and you could see starting to struggle to walk in a straight line - he didn't see the pissed off expression of the face of the guy he nearly hit.

You slid past him to the other alien, "Sorry, sorry - he's really drunk. He didn't mean it"

"Yeah well your boyfriend better watch his back"

You sighed through clenched teeth. He's not my boyfriend. "Yeah, we're just going" you turned to see Yondu about to do the exact same thing again. "Shit" you hissed.

You dived through a gap in the crowd and grabbed his arm before he could hurt somebody. He looked affronted for a second before recognising you, and grinning again, "Y/N!"

"Captain, we're going back to the ship now!" you shouted over the din of the bar.

"What? Party's just gettin started Sparky!"

You groaned at the nickname. Being Yondu's chief technician, he'd dubbed you with various poorly chosen nicknames over the years, 'sparky' was one that had stuck. "Yeah, well it'll finish real quick if you crack someone in the face with the bottle! You're hammered, we're leaving!"

You managed to lead Yondu out of the bar, him grumbling the whole way. Once you were outside, you were met with just how quiet it was - until Yondu started again.

"I gettit" he drawled, "ya jus' wan'ed me all ta yerself" he laughed.

"Yeah, of course, that's it" you replied, monotone. The Eclector was only a fifteen minute walk from here, but with Yondu in the state he was in, it would easily take twice as long.

He leant on you heavily, an arm wound your shoulders. You groaned. Yondu wasn't the tallest of men, but he weighed a tonne - not that you couldn't deal with him, just that he was going to be a pain in the ass tonight. "Go on, Sparky, admittit you've gotta crush on me don'tya? At's alright, ya can tellme" he grinned.

"Come on Captain" you sighed, putting one hand on his back to guide him in the direction of the ship.

"At's naughty" he laughed loudly, "'avin' a crush on yer captain an' he's old enough ta be yer daddy - unless ya like that"

You ignored him. You'd seen him drunk enough times to know that until he fell asleep, this was what you were going to get all night.

"Y/N" he drew out your name, smirking, "if you was a booger I'd pick ya first"

"Ew" you said, giving him a look before laughing - you could barely believe he'd just said that.

"Ya lost baby? Coz heaven's long way from 'ere"

You shook your head, laughing. "That better not be a hint you don't want me on the ship" you teased. You had to entertain yourself somehow.

"Y/N? Y/N, can I borrow a kiss? Promise I'll givit back"

"Not on your life" you chuckled.

"Aw come on. Ya gonna gimme a kiss or am I gonna have ta lie ta ma diary?"

You laughed again, sighing. You managed another few steps before you noticed Yondu's eyes were trained straight down your top. "Hey, eye's up here"

He looked up with an almost dopey smile, "I wasn't lookin' at yer tits, I was lookin' at yer heart!"

"Yeah, I believe that" you scoffed.

He leant in a bit, thankfully having lowered his voice as he started to talk into your ear, "Y/N, baby, if I could re'rrange the alph'bet I'd put U and me together… No, wait, that ain't right… U an'… I! I'd put U an' I togethers"

You were smiling now at his antics, "I'm sure you would" you laughed.

"Ya know, Sparky, doctor said I was lackin' vitamin U - an' I don't think a little vitamin me would do ya much harm"

"Oh I'm pretty sure it would"

"Aw come on, I ain't no photographer but I can picture you an me together"

You sighed and shook your head. To muttered to yourself, "You're not the only one" Thankfully he didn't hear.

"Baby, you're 9 outta 10, an' I'm the 1 ya need"

You chuckled, "You know, Quill's said that to me before"

Yondu frowned. "He's he doin' flirtin' w' ya for?"

Despite the angry look on his face you laughed, "It's just Peter - he's as bad as you, just flirts with anything on two legs, or more on occasion."

He frowned at you, "I don't go flirtin' w' nobody that ain't you, I swears that on ma life"

"Yondu" you said softly, trying to get him to keep moving - you were getting so close to the ship.

"No, Y/N - it's jus' you, it's always jus' you. Don't want nobody else" he growled, adamantly.

You sighed. Trying not to think about what he was saying, "Yondu, you're drunk. You don't know what you're saying. Now let's get back to the ship"

He stood up off you, swaying slightly, "I know damn well what I'm saying, Y/N. Ya wanna know why ' was drinkin' so much? Was tryin to get up the damn confidence ta tell ya I want ya! An that ain't easy, it ain't! Dammit girl, I want ya, I wanna be with ya" he suddenly seemed to have sobered right up, "An I'm tired of pretendin I don't. I hate the way the crew look at ya like yous a piece o' meat, an' I'm always thinkin what if one of them gets there first? I can deal w' that. I want you, Y/N, I need ya"

You were shocked. I swallowed down your nerves, gently putting your hand on his arm, "Okay, okay. How about we get back to the ship, yeah? And we can talk about all this tomorrow?"

"Ya promise me?"

"I promise you"

He let out a sigh of relief. With the sudden quick step forward he wrapped his arms around you, holding you safely, close to his chest. "Thank you"