Chapter 1.3 Surf's up mother fucker!
"-NO!" Hamish yelled as he suddenly found himself sitting on the board and in water and also with a Water 7 being nowhere near where he is now. "Oh fuck to the hell no." Hamish muttered as he could hear it, the wave.
It sounded like a waterfall but in reverse which in a way was ironically correct in this weird case, it go closer closer and all Hamish could do was just sit there and accept his fate.
"I'm about to surf the big one… son of mother fucking WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE!" Hamish shouted at the top of his lungs as he felt wave finally come and slowly push him up alongside the board, the force of the push more or less actually forced him to stop sitting on the board and actually lay down on it.
"Shit shit shit shit, don't fall off don't fall off don't fall off." Hamish repeated to himself as he held on for dear life.
"Oh come on quit being a Baby!" Hamish heard from the side of him and knew exactly who it was.
"Fuck you, you pushed me into this!" Hamish roared over the wave as he suddenly wobbled and quickly tried to stop from wobbling.
"Oh calm down you sissy look how about i do you a favor and just hold the board straight so you stand up on it deal?" the ROB said as hamish grit his teeth and shook his head.
"No fuck I don't want to do, I in fact never truly wished to do this, NOW GET ME OFF THIS THING!" Hamish yelled at the ROB who just shook his head and held his hand up.
"Fine looks like I'm doing this the hard way."
SNAP!
With that Hamish blinked and suddenly found himself now standing on the board with his own two feet.
"Oh no." Hamish muttered as he tried to gain his balance, which was not easy if he was being honest.
"Oh please you ride long board's this should be a cake walk." the ROB said as Hamish gritted his teeth and openly ignored talking to the ROB seeing as he now had a more pressing matter to attend to and that was trying not to fall off and die to the single most dangerous wave in this world.
"Hmph maybe some music should help." the ROB said with a smirk as he pulled a beats by Dre speaker pill out of his hoodie and it just started playing some strange music.
"Tiptoe by the fucking window, REALLY!?" Hamish yelled as the ROB simply roared in laughter.
"I know I know this shit is perfect, but not your type of music, fine fine let's just play something more… rhythmic." the ROB said as he grin did not falter as the song suddenly changed and Hamish froze and slowly turned his head to give ROB the blankest look he could give at the given moment.
"Misirlou are you fucking serious?" Hamish rhetorically questioned as ROB's grin continued to me wide as ever.
"Yep now get to surfing, here i'll duct tape this to the board for support." the ROB said as he quickly duct taped the speaker to the board before finally disappearing once again.
"God mother fucking-Oh shit!" Hamish quickly stopped himself as he quickly remembered he had to keep his balance while the song continued to play through the air.
"Ok surfing… turning is based on the pressure caused by the rear foot pressing down on the back of the board, in this case my right foot and then all i need to do i lean into the turn to well turn, just like long boarding." Hamish mumbled to himself as he calmed himself down and slowly tested that theory by slowly pushing down and leaning to right slightly, watching and feeling as the board and himself started to turn and then slowly leaned left and then turned back to the middle of where he was surfing.
"If wasn't the fact I'm up by 75 feet in the air i was be so stoked that worked." Hamish said as he looked up and saw Water 7 was coming up.
"*Inhales, exhales* fine you wanted a show-" Hamish paused to bend down and increased the volume of the beats pill up to maximum and pressed the skip song feature. "Your going to fucking get one."
Play I am all of me by Crush 40
As the song started up Hamish grinned as he instantly recognized the song playing.
Standing up Hamish narrowed his eyes looking down at the bottom of the wave as different types of debbre from sunken ships, driftwood was picked up with the water, and more or less presented quite the problem.
"Oh no you don't!" Hamish yelled out pressing his right foot down, leaning to the right as to move out the path of the debre or tried to.
"Whoa!" Hamish mumbled out of shock feeling the board ride over a piece of plank of wood. "Shit!" Hamish yelled as he felt both him and board bounce up off the wave and when he landed back on the wave again He bounced a couple times and more or less swerved left to right, his body leaning all over the place as he tried not to fall over.
"Oh shit shit shit!." Hamish said through gritted teeth as he tried to regain control.
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"Ahahaha I knew this was going to be good when he started to take this seriously. Ahahaha!" the ROB laughed watching from his couch while Hamish was yet again sent up into the air.
"Ahahaha oh lets make it even more interesting shall we!" the ROB said as he pressed a button on his remote watching as the tv turned back to the tornado which managed to pick up and rip a nearby building off from the back streets of water 7.
"Oh yeah let it rain baby! Let it fucking rain!" the ROB roared watching as the building was sent flying up into the air at such a height that when it came down a large dark shadow loomed over Hamish's body.
"Oh no." the ROB heard as Hamish took a sharp right leaning turn as the screen showed that when the building crashed into the wave a large splash was heard just behind Hamish.
"Oh we are not done, not done at all." with another press the tornado continued to pick more and more buildings from the backstreets and flung over the panic surfing rider who was, more or less, trying not to die than trying to look cool at the moment.
"Shit shit shti!" Hamish yelled leaning left and right to avoid more falling debris as well as random debris that the wave picked up and threw him up into the air.
"If I ever get the fuck out of this, I will never make fun of surfers ever again!" Hamish said while the ROB continued to watch in more avid glee as the screen different angles that seemed to be quite heart attack worthy.
"Hmmm I feel like I'm missing something here, hmmmm oh I know a Sea King!" the ROB exclaimed pressing another button as from the wall of water behind hamish came out the head of a large shark like Sea King.
"WHAT IN THE FUCK!?" Hamish roared in horror as he just looked behind to see the humongous creature's head pock out of the wall of water.
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!" Hamish yelled leaning forwards hoping he could speed up before the sea king decides to try eating him whole.
While the ROB openly was getting more and more invested in his fun, he had to put on hold though when he suddenly got a call.
Stop song
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down pass em around now you got-
"Yo who is it?" the ROB answered his phone while his eyes never left the screen.
"Huh, wait what do you mean you're coming over to visit me in a week? What no no no don't drop em off, what the hell am I going to… alright, alright, alright no need to fucking yell at me, geez. Fine I'll that up as well, alright bye." the ROB then hung up and groaned feeling the oncoming dread a teen would feel when they got the call from their parents telling you they are coming home then and now.
"Son of-tsh there goes my fun, alright i'll see you later you, I got some errands to run." the ROB mumbled before disappearing from his blank white space that he called home.
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20 minutes later
After the ride of the lifetime where Hamish lost count of the time he had nearly died from that ride he had finally hit Water 7 or well more like crashed right into it.
"Aaaaaaaaargh I hate my life." Hamish moaned as he casually laid on the grass of the Water 7 Galley La shipwright warehouses. "When will this ROB just get bored and drop me back home." Hamish mumbled as he felt beyond drenched at this point and knew that if he didn't get anywhere warm he was going to suffer either a serious cold or hypothermia.
And he would rather not get either one of those thank you very much.
"Hey wasn't that the same guy that straw hat girl was running with before?" a random shipwright worker questioned one of his buddies.
"You're right he is, wonder why he's out here, come on lets get him to his crew." the buddy said as the quickly pulled Hamish up and dragged him off towards the straw hats and was more or less to damn tired to make a verbal protest or correct them, Hamish just let it happen and just wished this would all just end.
1.3 end