IMPORTANT PLEASE READ THIS
Ok for the sake of people probably not understanding the next following 2. series is going to be laid out in between the small transition between water 7 and Enies Lobby AKA rocket man.
Also for that one reviewer, yes I have currently have written one of the most insane and active ROB's you have ever seen and trust me he gets more interesting further down the line, trust me for I am insane enough to write him.
Now onto the reading!
2.1 A Luffy sized monkey wrench
When the two shipwrights dropped Hamish off Chopper immediately went over to check with him while everyone else looked around the sea train known as rocket man.
"Hey chopper, how are you?" Hamish said in a tired and drenched state.
"What happened to you? And why are you this drenched?" Chopper questioned Hamish as he simply held up his finger
"I surfed Aqua Laguna… Don't ask how even I wouldn't believe it and we're in the grand line for fuck sakes." Hamish simply said while Chopper just stared in surprise of the sudden answer.
"You surfed Aqua laguna!?" Chopper yelled in shock causing two of the other crew to look over in curiosity.
"Wait what?" the man known as Roronoa Zoro questioned looking over to where shopper was holding some random guy and did he hear him right?
"Whooooooa that's so cool!" the other crew member roared in excitement while he jumped out of the passenger cart and sprinted directly over to where Chopper and Hamish was with stars in his eyes.
"You surfed that giant wave!? What was it like! Tell me what was it like!" the captain of the crew known as Monkey D Luffy yelled directly into Hamish's face.
Hamish on the other hand froze as he instantly had flashbacks to what happened, the debbre, falling buildings and that Sea King.
"Blagh." Hamish ultimately ended up saying as he felt his head tip back as he just passed out from the sudden influx of memories that rushed through his head.
"Ah, oh no he passed out from the shock!" Chopper exclaimed as he quickly picked up Hamish and took him into the carriage. "He's going to need some serious rest, hopefully he'll wake up before we get to enies." Chopper said while Zoro just stared with a uncaring look on his face.
"Hold on Chopper, why are we taking this guy along with us anyway?" Zoro questioned as Chopper just stopped mid step up from the to the carriage
"Huh?" Chopper said giving Zoro a confused look. "Oh uh well… huh I don't know I kinda just thought he would come along…" Chopper said giving Zoro a frown.
"Yeah well I don't like it, I don't know this guy and-"
"Let's bring em along!" Luffy said jumping in with a large grin on his face.
"Wha-that's what i'm trying to say you idiot!" Zoro yelled with his shark tooth like glare while Luffy just giggled.
"Oh come on it'll be alright this guy seems interesting as well, so why not take him along, who knows he might be able to help us save Robin." Luffy said as Zoro just blinked before letting out a sigh seeing as how his captain wasn't going to take no for an answer.
"*Sigh* fine but if he starts something I'm knocking him out." Zoro said with the shake of his head while folding his arms.
Chopper in the meantime quickly got to removing most of Hamish's in order to dry him off as quickly as he could.
"Don't worry we'll take care of you." Chopper said as Hamish groaned and opened his eyes.
"Chop-per? Why am I half naked?" Hamish questioned in confusion as he was laid on a couch while he was indeed only in his underwear.
"Sorry we need to dry you up and your clothes are completely soaked good news i brought you some extra clothes because well it was the smart idea." Chopper said with a smile as he held out a pile of clothes for Hamish who sat up and rubbed his head.
"Alright, pass me a towel then." Hamish said as Chopper did so before moving backwards to give Hamish some room while he dried himself off.
'Guess this is the start to Enies lobby, argh what the hell am i doing here.' Hamish though as he finished drying himself and picked up the clothes he was given. 'It was that dumbass of a ROB that put me here, I mean what the fuck do i do now? Jump along with the adventure and go with everything the ROB throws at me? Fuck the only time I had to even think about anything I was fucking interrupted by the fucking prick and he sent me fucking surfing aqua laguna.'
Hamish finally slipped on the last piece of clothing before making his way to the exit his eyes determined to no longer take any shit from anyone or any-
"Hey your awake cool!" hearing the sudden yell Hamish looked down and blinked in shock as he saw the grinning form of Luffy.
"Uh...what?" was Hamish honest response while Luffy just chuckled.
"So I take it you know what's happening, right?" another voice popped up gaining Hamish's attention towards the arms folded Zoro.
"Yeah, you're going off to go get your crewmate back." Hamish simply said walking down the steps.
"Yep… Wanna help us?" Luffy asked instantly with a smile as Hamish stopped mid-step.
"...Nah you got this, don't need me getting involved." Hamish said as he ultimately decided that this was going to be his first resistant action towards the ROB and his entertainment..
"Aaaaah." Luffy said as he looked somewhat sad about how Hamish just turned him down.
"Anyway I'm not apart of the crew." Hamish said walking down the steps before finally walking off towards the exit.
"Then what if you were apart the crew then?" that question made Hamish stop and turn to give Luffy the most complexed look he ever had.
"Straw hat said whaaat?" Hamish asked in his best impression of a stereotypical black woman and to his credit he was pretty accurate.
"L-Luffy you can't be serious." Zoro commented feeling more shocked
"Yep, join my crew and help us get our crewmate!" Luffy exclaimed throwing his hands up in the air as he had the biggest smile on his face.
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'Well look at that ROB, Luffy threw a wrench at my plans of resistance.'
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"Huh… that came out of nowhere." the ROB said with a perplexed expression on his face while he was at a supermarket check out.
"What is?" the check out lady asked curious as to what this ROB was on about.
"A wild Luffy threw a wrench at my plans… huh so that's what it feels like." the ROB said with a shrug pulling out his wallet.
"Oh it happens to the best of them don't worry, Ok that will be $54.95." the checkout lady said as the ROB quickly paid for his groceries.
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"Oh fuck it, let's get this shit over with it." Hamish said shaking his head and walked back to the carriage knowing fully well if he argued with the rubber brain idiot he was going to just get a headache from how stupid the argument was going to be if he denied.
"That was a quick decision." Zoro commented honestly surprised that Hamish agreed instantly.
"Look I know idiots and this one looks like he's going to annoy me into joining… don't know how I can help though, so don't expect much out of me." Hamish admitted to the green haired swordsman who simply nodded, understanding what Hamish mean't.
"Just try not to die then." Zoro said dignifying Hamish with a small smirk watching as Hamish just stepped inside the carriage while he waved back at the swordsman.
'God damn my fucking luck.' Hamish last thought before he sat himself down on the couch, leaning back while he closed his eyes and slowly fell to sleep.
Chapter 2.1 end