Bowling with the Cullens
Thanks for those few reviews i got really made my day!! So…YAY!! Anyway I would like to thank my editor Edward-lover-456 and hope this chapter makes you laugh if you have any suggestions tell me I would love to hear them
Disclaimer: Twilight…….yea not mine…but im currently savin money to buy the right of it and of…..EDWARD CULLEN!!
Chapter 2
Alice, Jasper, Edward, and I were in his Volvo while Rosalie, Emmett, Carlisle, and Esme went on Rosalie's convertible. And, like always, she drove like a maniac.
Ounce we got to the animatedly and brightly lit building I noticed that we were already in teams. Alice, Jasper, Edward, and I were wearing blue shirts. Rosalie, Emmett, Carlisle and Esme were wearing scarlet shirts and bags.
Emmett and Alice were bouncing with excitement, Rosalie was admiring her reflection in a small mirror, Edward was as dazzling as ever, and Carlisle and Esme were quietly talking when I said, "Wait you guys". They all stopped their doings and looked at me. Oops, now I was blushing from all the attention, but still had to say, "Um, how do you exactly bowl?"
"You mean you're a virgin at bowling too?!, what have you done with your life?!", Emmett exclaimed.
Please tell me he didn't just say that!! Everyone stayed quiet….the silence was even worse. I just stood there blushing like a tomato.
"Hmm…" Carlisle cleared his throat.
"Emmett! That is a very rude thing to say!" Esme scowled at her son. "Apologize to Bella"
"Sorry, Bella" Emmett said automatically.
"Say it right" Esme said.
"Mom" Emmett whined. "I apologized you want me to mean it too?"
We all laughed and I felt a wave of calmness hit me. I gave Jasper a thanking look and he winked at me. It was as if our little incident never had happened.
When we came in I gulped. "Don't worry, love. I'll be right there behind you if you need any help", Edward encouraged while stroking relaxing circles on my hand. Then he kissed my forehead and gave me one of his dazzling crooked smiles that I loved so much.
"Ugh", Rosalie said in disgust.
"Edward you'll have plenty of time for that later, but now we bowl", Jasper said happily.
So we went to the register and to our bowling lanes. I noticed that Carlisle had one of the 'secret conversation' look on his face. Right on cue Edward and Carlisle laughed.
"Secrets don't make friends" Esme said jokingly.
"Fine mom, but this won't make Rosalie happy. You see that boy over there?" he pointed to a 15-year-old boy with thick glasses and obvious skin problems. He was with a group of more boys of that kind. "Well, he was practically drooling when you came in, and he has had some pretty racy thoughts about you".
We all laughed at that. While Rosalie folded her arms , frowned and gave Emmett one of her famous death glares. At that moment Emmett's booming laugh stopped. We all laughed harder, even Rosalie joined us, while Emmett sat there with his best puppy dog eyes and begged Rosalie for forgiveness.
Yeah I know pretty short but that's how I like them, short and sweet. So please review!! It makes me happy and gives me inspiration for the funniness.