Hi! Here's chapter 5! Oh and yeah someone has told me that I need an editor and yeah I have one, her name's edward-lover-456, but I just came out with these chapters in spur in the moment and couldn't wait to update so…I kinda sorta didn't show them to her…(just don't tell her I did that) but she probably already knows. So DON'T KILL ME edward-lover-456 and I'll love you forever and ever!

Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns it all. Not me. sniff sniff.

Chapter 5

"My turn! My turn!" Jasper said as he jumped up and down while clapping his hands just like a little girl.

"Ugh, come on man!" Edward said.

"Jasper, jumping up and down while clapping your hands and squealing isn't very manly" Alice giggled.

"Jasper, please restore your manhood….AND KNOCK ALL OF THOSE PINS DOWN!" I exclaimed, was-was that me? Either I'm becoming more part of this family by being competitive or Jasper's wave of excitement hit me….

"Our little Bella, she has finally joined our circle of competitiveness and weirdness!" Esme said with a nostalgic voice.

"Well then, this is for my manhood…and Bella's competitiveness!" Jasper said.

He swung and clack! They all fell down.

"Yay! You got your manhood back!" I exclaimed and jumped and high-ten him (A/N a high-ten is when you high-five someone with both hands at the same time).

"Jasper may have his manhood back but my womanhood is going to kick his manhood's ass into the next century!" Rosalie said.

"Oh yeah you go girl!" Esme said.

Then Rosalie stood sideways put the ball in front of her face, shook her butt twice and threw the ball. And like all of the other Cullens' turns all of the pins fell down.

Emmett was drooling while we all looked at Rosalie questioningly.

She just shrugged and said, "For good luck." Then Emmett stops his drooling and started laughing with his unique booming laugh.

"Hey Rose! Looks like creepy, stalker boy is also drooling over you" Emmett said. At that moment Rosalie grabbed Emmett's ear. "Ouch, ouch ok I'm sorry, Im sorry. I'll stop" Emmett whined in pain. Rosalie gave the now named creepy, stalker boy a death glare and the poor boy looked away.

"That is the end of round one" Esme said competitively.

"And by the looks of it we're winning!" Carlisle said proudly.

"Yes! Go team Rose!" Rosalie exclaimed.

"Team Rose!?" Emmett, Carlisle and Esme said in harmony.

"Well yeah…since it was mine and Alice's idea to go bowling I believe it's only fair for the teams to be named after us" Rosalie justified.

"Wow Rose, don't drag me into this" Alice said.

Rosalie gave Emmett a look. He blinked twice and finally got the message. "I think it's a great idea.

"That's only because if you don't Rose will not let you touch her for a month" Carlisle accused. "I wanted our team to be called 'Hot Doctors.'"

"That's stupid let's call ourselves 'Team Win'" Esme suggested.

"Hey, wanna call ourselves the 'Veggie Vamps?'" Edward asked.

"Hmm…" I cleared me throat.

"Oh! And a human" he corrected.

"Yeah, let's call ourselves 'Veggie Vamps and a Human'" Jasper agreed.

"Go Veggie Vamps and a Human!" Alice cheered.

"Fine, but back to us; we should call ourselves 'Common Crazy Cullens'! And for short we're the 'CCS'" Emmett suggested.

"I thought you wanted 'Team Rose'" Rosalie said harshly.

"No Rose. That's a perfect name" Carlisle said.

"Yeah, I like it, we ARE your common crazy Cullens" Esme agreed.

"Well, I guess it's a good name" Rosalie said. "I still like 'Team rose' better. But I'll manage."

Ok my sister pointed out that veggie goes for vegetables but in this case its vegetarians.

Now, now I want you to do me a favor. REVIEW!! Please? If you do I shall pull some strings and send you a giant cake (And Edward will jump out of it:). Oh! And I have a question for you. Which team do you think will win? Veggie Vamps and a Human or the Common Crazy Cullens?