Bowling with the Cullens

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Disclaimer: haha ya I forgot one last chapter so count this one for Chapter 6 too. So….Twilight(best story ever!) not mine, why do u ask. You wanna make me cry?

Chapter 7

We made our way to the food court. By 'we' I meant the Veggie Vamps and a human- the CCCs were too busy celebrating.

"OK Bella, pick your treat. Everything's on us, naturally. We have to get you good and ready, your next up." Alice giggled. Sweet little Alice, always trying to spend money on me.

"No", I said stubbornly. "I had to leave the show. So now I get to buy myself something to eat. I make money you know, I have a job."

"Come on! You're going to join our family anyway. Why not start using our money now?" Jasper reasoned. "It's practically your money."

"But-but", I started.

"No buts, love. Now we are going to pay for you whether you like it or not" Edward said.

With a scowl plastered on my face I ordered cheese fries and a small coke-the cheapest things I could find.

Back at our table, the CCCs finally stopped 'partying' and wondered where the rest of them had gone. But soon enough, we showed up with my tray of food. Edward then proceeded to sit down in front of the table and whispered in my ear a simple "eat." I couldn't resist the command, so I took a fry and bit it….I didn't even know I was that hungry! Before I knew it my plate and glass were empty and my hunger had disappeared.

"OK, Im ready to bowl", I stated.

I went for my ball; it almost slipped out of my hands. Hmm…. I guess those were some greasy cheese fries, I thought to myself.

"Bella, love, don't you want to wipe your hands first?" Edward asked.

"I guess so…." I replied. I walked back to the table and whipped my greasy hands clean with a napkin. Then walked back towards the lane while Edward handed mw my deep blue ball and poked my fingers through the holes of the ball. Well, I noticed that the ball was still greasy but didn't pay much attention to it. Oh well it's not gonna make a difference, I sadly thought.

But boy was I wrong. It all happened so fast. I was looking ahead to the lane about to throw. This is good, this is good, no tripping, I assured myself as I slowly jogged toward the lane also making sure to stop before the black lines. While I stopped I threw my arm behind me and then forward. But when I looked at my hand it was holding nothing, I looked at the lane. No ball. Nothing.

I looked from my hand to the lane like an idiot.

"Watch out!" Emmett shouted.

"AHHH!" Rosalie shrieked. There was a big PLOP, and then an even louder THUD. It all managed to happen before I had time to turn around. When I did turn around the scene in front of me was horrible. Everyone was now staring at us. Emmett, Rosalie, Esme, and Carlisle were spread on the floor while Jasper had made a protective shield around Alice. And poor Edward had his eyes shut closed with his hands in front of his eyes.

"You clumsy little HUMAN!!" Rosalie accused as she pushed my ball off of her stomach and got up. "And YOU!" Rosalie pointed a blameful finger at Emmett. "I was fine before you jumped on me and threw me to the ground! The ball was miles away from me! But you had to drag me down! You're both lucky nothing's broken."

It took me a while before I realized what had happened.

"Bella, are you alright!?" Edward asked with a panicked voice.

"Did...I….and….ball….hit…Rose?" I mumbled. "Am I alright? Are you alright?! The ball just slipped. I am SO sorry Rosalie! Please forgive me!" I pleaded.

"Maybe I will" Rosalie said with a twinkle in her eyes. "If you go shopping with me and Alice, I get to choose the clothing AND a makeover."

"But-but, aww come on!" I pleaded.

"Bella do want my forgiveness at all?" Rosalie asked alarmed as she threw her hands in the air.

"Fine, I will go quietly, for now" I said pouting.

"But you!" Rosalie turned to Emmett. "You are in a no touch rule! Idiot!"

"Rose…" Emmett pleaded with his best puppy dog eyes. How could Rosalie be so cold? Just look at poor little Emmett, I thought.

"Don't worry, Emmett" Alice encouraged. "She'll never go through with it." The she made a face "I have foreseen."

It was quiet for a while, apparently everyone was still staring at my soon-to-be family.

"What are you looking at!?" Rosalie shouted at the crowd around us obviously still angry.

Ya baby, ya ) there it is. So good? Bad? I don't know you tell me! In something that brightens up my life called review. Besides, I can't write comedy if I'm not happy. Now can I?

P.S. read this story called Deadly Pranks. Very good story.