Bowling with the Cullens
Hey you guys! Sorry it took me a while to update but I think this is a very good chapter…but that's just me. Just let you know I already have the next chapter written it should be up in no time :) anyways ENJOY
Disclaimer: I can't think of any funny comment so nope Twilight is not mine.
Chapter 9
"Is it my turn yet?" Jasper asked impatiently.
"Yes, dear" Esme answered apparently still keeping track.
"OK" Jasper said cheerfully. He got up with his ball at hand, and got right in front of the lane. He was about to throw the ball when Alice interrupted his concentration.
"Watch out, honey. Rose wants payback. And was about to scream, just like I did to Emmett."
We all turned to look at Rosalie. Who had her mouth open, just about to take a big breath of air.
"I was not!" Rosalie denied. "I was just…yawning."
"We can't yawn, Rose" Edward reminded her.
"Well, it was a voluntary yawn" Rosalie justified. "Jasper was taking too long so I wanted to show I was bored." We all stared at her, still. Clearly we didn't believe her story. "What does it matter, anyway? Alice prevented it so, whatever."
"Anyway, here I go" Jasper said and broke our awkward silence.
He swung his arm back and then forward. Like Carlisle, with the flick of his wrist, the ball rolled toward the center of the lane. Clack! All the pins fell to the ground.
"Oh yeah, that's right. Yay Jasper!" Alice cheered as she did what appeared to be a victory dance. We all stared at her incredulously. All except for Jasper that is; he joined her.
After a few minutes of dancing, they stooped and seated themselves. Then Rose impatiently got herself up and went for her ball.
"I don't believe you should shake your butt for 'good luck' this time, Rose" Alice counseled with her right hand pointed to her head. "I have foreseen."
"Yeah, you might give creepy stalker boy a heart attack" Edward added.
"Just what I was thinking Edward, it's like you're reading my mind" Alice said with a raised eyebrow.
"It doesn't matter what happens to him…But I would like to hurt him" Rosalie said. She went forward to the lane, and dropped her.
"Opps, my bad" Rosalie said in a fake apologetic voice. Then, she bended down to get her ball, her butt clear in a clear view to creepy stalker boy. I saw him clutch his chest. Rosalie again shook her butt twice and threw the ball. It rolled in the middle of the lane and all the pins fell with a loud clack.
"Yeah!" Rosalie said beaming and did a body roll.
THUD!
"What was that?" I asked while I looked around.
"I told you, Rose!" Alice accused.
"It was creepy stalker boy fainting" Carlisle calmly explained.
"Why would you be so mean to that poor boy? I mean look at him, he's got enough to deal with" Esme asked in a soft voice. But it was almost inaudible, drowned out by Emmett's booming laugh. That was also joined by everyone else.
I felt a pressure in my bladder and knew it was now or never, before we started another round of 'Cullen Bowling'. "Wait" I said. They all turned at me expectantly, and I of course blushed for what I had to say next. "I have to go potty" I said sheepishly.
"A little too much soda Bella?" Emmett joked.
"Ha-ha! Come on, Bella. I'll go with you" Alice volunteered as she stood up and offered me her hand. Then added excitedly, "I haven't been to a restroom in years!"
"Me neither!" Rosalie agreed and stood up. "I'll go too."
"If they get to go, I wanna go too" Emmett whined childishly.
"I'll go with you." Jasper offered with a sly smile and jumped up.
"I'll join you, too" Edward said happily with a twinkle in her eyes, evidently listening to their thoughts.
We watched them skip off to the restroom arms linked while Emmett sang, "we're off to see the restroom, the wonderful restroom of the oz."
"They're clearly up to no good" Esme commented.
"Carlisle can just give the bowling place some money and they'll get over it" Rosalie justified.
"I would have thought this family were above bribes" I thought out loud.
"No" all four vampires said to me in harmony.
OK, get ready the next chapter is one of my favorites! The restroom scene muahaha. So here is a very important question…what do you think Edward, Emmett, and Jasper will do in the restroom??
P.S. I have gotten inspiration, and wrote a new story. I know, I know I should probably finish this one first. But the inspiration just came :) so go check it out. Oh! And Im not sure about the title so please leave am idea (for my new story).