Bowling with the Cullens

Yeah…sorry for not updating in a while, so here is an extra long chapter to reward the long wait (at least it's long for me). It was one of my most favorite chapters to write! I used all of my randomness that I had left in my brain. So I hope it's good!

Disclaimer: Twilight is mine!! Muahaha!! I just bought it off of Ebay for ALOT of money. Opps…just kidding it's not mine, yet…someday it shall be mine; but not today.

Chapter 10

Alice and Rosalie linked arms with me in the middle; we walked to the bathroom arm-to-arm. Rose let go of my arm and walked in front of us, she reached out and pulled on the restroom handle.

"It's not opening" Rose complained. She pulled harder, but not hard enough to break the door handle or the wall.

"I believe you have to push it" I said. With that, I walked past her and pushed on the handle. The door opened easily and I held it open for Alice and Rosalie.

"Gee, thanks restroom wiz" Rose said sarcastically.

"Wow, look at this. It's all high tech" Alice commented. "Last restroom I've been to didn't even flush." Her voice turned into a hushed whisper as if she was about to tell us a secret, "it was back in the 1700's."

I looked around, the restroom seemed normal enough. It had five stalls and two sinks, with two automatic hand blow driers on both sides of the sinks and two automatic paper towel givers. And a soap giver in the middle of the sinks, it gave that foamy kind of soap; my favorite.

"Hee-hee" Alice laughed while she put her hand in front of the paper towel hand scanner; the paper towels were down to the floor by now.

"Betcha that I can make both faucets go at the same time" Rose challenged.

"Do it! Do it!" Alice chanted happily.

Rosalie's hand flashed her hand in front of the faucets.

"OK, I am going to use the toilets" I said to my soon-to-be sisters. "You two just…keep vandalizing the restroom." I walked to the middle stall, and kept my distance away from the destructive duo. Then, I did my business, pulled my pants on and attempted to zip my pants up.

"Hi, Bella!" Alice said as I zipped my pants up.

"Peek-a-boo!" Rosalie exclaimed.

I looked up and saw them both on either stall beside me. Rose was on the left stall and Alice was on the right.

"Alice! Rosalie!" I hissed. "Where you looking the whole time!?"

"Why of course, silly" Alice replied as if it were obvious. "I wanted to know what the toilet is used for."

"Truly we weren't" Rosalie said. "We wouldn't do that." She was thoughtful for a moment. "Actually, I wouldn't, I don't know about miss nasty over there."

"No, I wasn't. But I still don't know what the toilets are for."

"Why don't you…ask Carlisle about that one?" I offered. I was so not going to explain her, I thought while I blushed.

Consumed with my thoughts, I pulled on the lock and pushed the door so I could get out of this awkward situation. Well, at least awkward for me. Then, I started to walk while staring and my crazy soon-to-be sisters.

BAM!

Ouch…why does my forehead hurt? I thought with my eyes closed. I opened them and saw the door's blue green paint right in front of me.

"Oh my Carlisle! HAHAHAHA!" Rosalie laughed.

"Bella……are….you….OK?" Alice asked in between giggles.

"What-what happened?" I asked dumbfounded. "Why is the door not open?"

"You didn't pull on the lock hard enough" Alice explained, speaking slowly; like how the speak to Emmett when he does something stupid.

"Way to go, restroom wiz!" Rosalie teased.

I blushed furiously and tried to undo that lock once again, and pulled on it as hard as I could. "You guys stop laughing and come help me. It won't budge" I said miserably.

"Oh, Bella you are so weak" Alice said in a sigh. "Let a vampire do it." She jumped to my stall and landed gracefully. She put her pale finger on the lock and gently pulled. Then, she pushed the door and it opened.

"Ta-da" Alice said proudly.

"Whatever" I said and walked past her. I have been embarrassed enough for one day or maybe a year, I thought as I looked at me feet. Then I went to wash my hands, the soap smelled like strawberries –just like my favorite shampoo. And put my hand son front of the faucet to le the water wash all traces of soap off my hands. But, when I was all done, I noticed that the water was already running. Doesn't matter the faster we get out of here the better, I thought and dismissed and the fact. Afterward, I walked to the automatic hand drier –the paper towel giver had paper towels down to the ground so I decided that the hand blow drier was my best choice, it was also the only thing that soon-to-be sisters hadn't touched. After a while of blow drying, both of the faucets were still running.

"Why haven't the faucets stopped?" I asked.

"I may have broken them" Rosalie admitted. "If I wanted to, I could fix; but I don't want to."

"Hush! I can hear music" Alice said listening to a noise too faint for my human ears. "And I can hear the boys grunting. Looks like someone's having a party in the potty, a wrestling party. I bet you my sweet Jasper is going to win."

"We should join them" Rosalie suggested.

"Guys- I mean girls. There is a reason that a restroom is for women only and another one for men only." I said. If we went in the men's restroom and got caught, we would be in so much trouble. Not to mention it would be REALLY embarrassing –at least for me.

"Yeah, why is that?" Rosalie asked curiously.

"Um…" I said shocked. How can they not know what the toilet is used for? I thought nervously. But settled on a good answer, "ask Carlisle."

I started to walk towards the door and felt a small pain on my right leg. Then started to spin, the floor came closer and closer. Opps Im tripping without even knowing it, face meet floor, again. I thought. But felt two small arms wrap around me.

"Bella, Bella. You gotta be more careful" Rosalie said in a voice that made me feel like some small child, who just got caught doing something bad. "With no Edward to catch you, we would've just let you hit the floor."

"But, then Edward would've gladly killed us." Alice said while she picked me up effortlessly.

"Very true" I agreed. "Thank you very much, Alice. What did I trip on?" Seriously, I didn't even see anything in my way.

"The trash can" Rosalie simply stated and cracked a small smile. "Emmett's right you are fun."

"Oh, well let's just get out of here" I urged.

"But, it's so fun!" Alice protested.

"We can come back later" Rosalie suggested and wiggled her eyebrows. "At night."

That seemed to cheer her up, because she clapped her hands joyously and let us back to our bowling lane. We sat down and waited for the guys to come back.

"Hey, Carlisle" Alice turned to her fatherly figure as soon as we sat down. "Why do people need the toilet?" Rosalie seemed interested in the subject too and they both patiently waited for Carlisle to explain.

Carlisle didn't seem at all taken back by Alice's odd question and answered his calm sweet voice. "Well Alice, humans-"

He was cut off by a catastrophic BAM!

"Dude, run!" said a very nervous Jasper.

We ass turned around to the men's restroom expectantly, ready to see what the guys had done.

Ta-da! Was it good?? Or just stupid?? Please review and say so…Next chapter is about what the guys are going to do in the restroom. Any requests on what to write? Do you think it should be on Emmett's, Jasper's, Edward's or some random guy's point of view? Im not really sure on which one so review and vote!

P.S. OME!! There's a new Twilight trailer! There are two now and the second one is so much better than the first one :). It's true so if you haven't seen it, it's in my profile check it out. Oh, in the trailer they show a scene where Edward goes to pick up Bella at her house and I think that the car wasn't a Volvo. Im not sure about it, but my friends and I agree that it didn't look like a Volvo at all.