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"One Week" Barenaked Ladies
Rodimus looked up when human reading material was shoved in his faceplate. He felt mock joy for the few seconds of freedom from the datafiles.
Magnus' voice was deadpanned. "What is this?"
"It's called magazine Magnus."
Ultra Magnus tensed and Rodimus beamed. He could practically hear the commander counting to ten. A human habit that saved many bots from Magnus' wrath.
"Read it, Lad." Standing just behind Ultra Magnus was Kup, looking like somebody made his day.
Rodimus pinched the paper between his fingers and read. "Rodimus and Wreck-Gar a couple? Page 6 for more details." A smile crack from audio to audio. "You're worried over tabloids? Come now, they've been an annoyance since the Ark Crew
A/N: This was inspired by my desire to see Rodimus and Wreck-Gar as a couple. The dancing scene in TF:TM gave me ideas, though I am limited in my writing abilities. This is a lame attempt at making them something close to a couple.