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"Get off My Back" Bryan Adams

"Spill it Hatchet!" Jazz was a very persistent mech and, by Primus, Ratchet would weld him to the nearest fixture if he didn't slag off.

"No."

Even if he was aggravated beyond reason, Ratchet felt responding in a calmer nature would vex Jazz far worse then an upfront angry outburst.

"My lip components are sealed. Pinky swear!" Jazz made a hand gesture in Ratchet's face. "Humiliation has nothing to do with this! Why Tracks? I mean, I know everyone joked around how it would be either Sunstreaker or Tracks. But Tracks-"

"You have 3 seconds


A/N: Sequel to chapter 2 "Hips Don't Lie". This surprised me!