This is my Second D.grayman Fanfic, so if I have any mistakes, please tell me

Sorry for my spelling and grammar mistakes! ;D

I don't own D.grayman Hoshina Katsuro does! DD:

Main Pairing: Kanda x Allen

Other Pairings: Lavi x Lenalee

Summary: AU high school. Allen and gang are transferred to a high school to retrieve an innocence, but most importantly, if they can't retrieve the innocence, they'll be stuck there FOREVER. Meanwhile, can Kanda and Allen's relationship bloom? YULLEN

Random OC for students and teachers:D

In the last chapter: "So, if you don't get this innocence soon, it might just stop the time here?" Lavi said, confused.

"Meaning?" Allen asked, confused too.

"Meaning that if it stops the time here, we'll be stuck here too. Permanently." I said flatly.

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER HAS SUPER DUPER RANDOM OC THERE. OKAY NOT OC BUT RANDOM PEOPLE:D I GOT THIS CHAPTER'S IDEA WHEN I WAS WATCHING DANNY PHANTOM.

I DON'T OWN D.GRAYMAN OR DANNY PHANTOM.


+Husband and Wife+

NORMAL POV

"I'm feeling alright now. Let's get to class before that any one get suspicious." Kanda said, flunking the blanket away and stepping out of the bed. They headed back to class, only to find every one staring at them. "Ahem, get back to your seats people! Chop chop!" Tyki waved them to their seats. Behind Tyki was a few boxes labeled 'Handel with care, Fragile'

"As I was saying," Tyki cleared his throat, "You must find a partner of the opposite sex. Why you ask? Each pair is going to be assigned a 'baby'. It's a stack of flour. You both are to take care of it for a week. The purpose of this is to show what is it like to be parents. You will receive your 'baby' at the end of today's lesson. You may choose your partner…now!" He said.

That is when all the chaos started. Fan girls of Lavi, Allen and Kanda started begging them to be the 'father'. Kanda even took out his Mugen to scare the girls away while Lavi and Allen was sweat dropping. Some of them even tried to glomp them. Fan boys of Lenalee started asking her to be the 'mother'. Needless to say, there were none for Krory and Miranda. Poor them. Tyki was starting to get pissed off by the noise. "Okay class! Get back to your seats. Since you do not know how to get a partner, I will assign it for you." He said, taking out a class list.

"Mary and Tim"

"Tom and Jane"

"Cat and Dog"

"John and Lili"

-Random Random-

-Random Random-

Finally, there was only the six of them left – the exorcist -. "Lavi and Lenalee, Miranda and Krory…" Tyki said, look up from this paper. "Last but not least, Allen and Kanda.I now pronounce you, Husband and Wife." Tyki said.

"But wait! They're both guys!" a voice shouted.

"Yeah! It's true!" another shouted. "Sorry, did I mention no changing of partners? This is what you get for pissing me off." Tyki said, laughing evilly while taking out packet of flours. Kanda turned to look at Allen. He was looking down at his lap, blushing. Sensing that Kanda was staring at him, he turned too. When their eyes met, there was only one thing to say. "I'm the father!" They shouted at the same time. "Whoa, relax Allen, it's just a baby! It doesn't matter who's the 'mother' or the 'father'! By the way, congratulations on having a baby!" Lavi said, laughing to himself.

What the fuck, it's like my dream come true, being family with Allen, but it'll be better if he's the 'mother' Kanda thought.

Oh my god! It's my dream come true. But that must mean I'll be the 'mother'. Well, from what Lavi usually said, I look cute and girl-ish. Allen thought.

"I dare you to say that again, you stupid usagi. Why don't you be the 'mother' while Lenalee be the 'father'?!" Kanda growled, a vein popping out on his temple.

"Ha ha, what a funny joke Yuu-chan!" Lavi laughed so hard that he rolled on the floor.

"Fine, Kanda, I'll be the…'mother'. But, I get to choose the name. I'll call IT Dango(1)"Allen sigh, sitting down on his chair.

"No way! It's such a stupid name. And it's a FOOD name. It should be called Hikaru!" Kanda said, pissed off.

"No! I get to be the 'mother' so I can choose the name." Allen said.

"Quiet people! I will now explain how the 'baby' works." Tyki said, raising a hand. "Behind every packet of flour, there is a transmitter and a motion censor. It's mood changes around the surroundings. Did I mention that you have to feed it?" Tyki said, pointing to the back package.

"Tch, is there even such things? You think I'm a retard to believe you?" Kanda replied.

"You wanna try? Come here, take this a say a foul word." Tyki handed Kanda a packet of flour.

"Don't try to fuck with me!" Kanda said feeling more pissed then ever.

"Uwaaaa!" Crying sounds could be heard from the transmitter.

"Told you. Now take care of it!" Tyki said, handing out more flour.

Lavi and Lenalee carried their 'child' and walked up to Kanda and Allen. "So, decided on the names yet? We call our child, LEVI!(2)" Lavi said, feeling proud.

"I'm naming it Dango, isn't it sweet?" Allen said, licking him lips and thinking of his.

"Eh, food?" Lavi laughed.

"No you idiot, it's Hikaru(3)." Kanda corrected.

"Dango!" Allen shouted.

"Hikaru!"

"Dango!"

While our precious Yullen were fighting, Lenalee and Lavi huddled together, whispering something that only they would know. When Lenalee and Lavi are whispering, it means that something is up their evil sleeves. Nodding to themselves, they walked back to Allen's table.

"Why not call it KLAFE?" Lenalee said, smiling.

"Or ALKFE?" Lavi added.

"Huh?" Allen and Kanda said, at the same time.

"JINX!" Lavi said, clapping his hands.

Sweat drop.

"Quit playing, Lavi!" Lenalee scolded.

"What does those name means anyway?" Kanda asked, curious.

"He he, I'm sure you'll like it…a lot." Lavi said, rubbing his hands together like a mad scientist.

"Spit it"

"Alright! KLAFE means Kanda Love Allen For Ever." Lavi said, proudly.

"ALKFE means Allen Love Kanda For Ever." Lenalee chirped in happily.

Upon hearing that, Allen and Kanda turned to look at their child, and to each other. Blushing, Allen turned away. "Che, you moron rabbit, I do not love Allen. And still, it's a stupid name" Kanda said, an urge inside of him to kill the moron rabbit. Some how, he liked the name.

"Y-Yeah! I-I don't love Kanda!" Allen tried to sound like he didn't care but no avail.

"Oh, are you sure? You're blushing right now! He he!" Lavi teased.

"Do you want me to break your neck, usagi?" Kanda moved his hands towards Mugen, who was lying on the floor. Lavi retreated a few steps back, but continued talking, "Oh, what do I see, Lenalee?"

"Kanda's blushing!" Lenalee giggled. "Lenalee, I don't hit girls…" Kanda replied.

"Ahem, I think people are forgetting that I'm here…" Tyki cleared his throat. They scampered back to their seats. "Ring!" "Oh well, school is over. Remember to take good care of your child!" Tyki packed his things and left the class room.

"Can you guys hurry up? My soba is waiting for me." Kanda said, impatiently, grabbing his Mugen after him.

At that moment, when Kanda spoke of food, Allen's stomach growled. "Come on, let's go." Lavi said, walking out of the classroom. They walked slowly through the hallway and to the cafeteria. Krory and Miranda followed behind, whispering to each other. "Seems that they named their child Kroranda, not bad a name, really." Lavi commented.

"Kanda, I have an idea…" Allen finally spoke.

"And it is?" asked.

"We'll call it Kanna(4)! Kan for Kanda, Na for me. AlleN. See, isn't it nice?" Allen flashed the best smile he have.

"Kyaa! Allen-kun's cute!" Lenalee squealed and took out a camera out nowhere. She started taking pictures of Allen smiling. "This is going to be great for my doujinshi" She said, continuing to flash at Allen's face.

"Whatever, as long at it's a Japanese name that is not named after a FOOD." Kanda eyed at Allen who was blushing.

"Hey! I was hungry at that time okay? It was on impulse anyway." He was embarrassed.

They reached the cafeteria, only to find it empty. "Are we late or something?" Lavi asked, scratching his head. Allen's left eye started twitching. It meant that an akuma was near.

"Guys, we have company!" Allen yelled as an akuma flew towards them. "I can see that moron." Kanda said.

"Ozduchi Kozduchi!" Lavi chanted. Before they could do anything further, a big boulder flew towards Allen and hit him in the head. He fell down, blood surrounding him.

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(1) LOL, Allen was thinking of food when he named that. Ah, random :3

(2) Levi Lenalee + Lavi. Not LEVIS - a brand name

(3) Hikaru 's a name that Exorcist Miranda made up for me. THANKS! I was really in need of name3

The Best Part:

(4) Kanna. Lala-tan made it! Nice isn't it. THANKS TO YOU TWO. LOVE YOU FOREVER!

Omg, Sorry it took so long. TT please don't hate me lol. EOY exams just ended on Friday… Alright, I shall update as often as I can. :3

READ AND REVIEW PLEASE! For this chapter, flames are allowed TT. I rushed through this chapter.