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We hud lts uv men secks den had sum ciggs (AN: cuz rly kwl ppl smuk after decks).

Nd vile ve vere smukink dis wizard yeelllew fing pped ut frm a tre.

He wuz all lyk gareh it r fedding tym gt bk two da snineppale u nutty snal.

I blared at hyme and ws all am nut yer snal u crazeh muferfooked why dnt u fukin fook of u dnt no wht yer fkin tkin a butt.
But den i saw his masseeve cuk(AN btut not as beeg as myn obv u dum prevs) and we fuk all over da jim.

AN: yer al prevs stup lukin at mah cook it is fer pukemans, mistike, bruk, gash and all dah seck sea pukemans nd bois.

rite so tehn i sad tar has bin an misunderstatement spongbob go bcack 2 platelet town plx so tehn i sore a shiny shiny shinhy ligt in tah sky it wux mew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mew cam wown frm teh sky nd i sow his big ckckcockcokckcokco sory mi kebord got brokn nd i hav mor protestant tighnts 2 do tehn go nak nd fix teh spleng mistokcs so i ftuckd mewq nd he tuts liked it but i didnt ctach him cuz dats crule