A.N. I'm really close to finishing this story. I'm getting bored with it. And I've got other stuff to do. Like 3 other stories I'm finishing.

This chapter is clear Sango and Miroku, I haven't focused on them enough. I hope you enjoy!

"Sango," Miroku called to his wife, "come out. I really don't care that you think you've gained weight."

"You will after you've seen me," Sango yelled through the door.

She was really starting to hate the pregnancy because of all the weight she'd gained in such a short time.

"Sango," Miroku called again, "it's fine. I love you either way."

"Sure you do," she muttered to herself, eyeing the way her stomach had started to grow in the past few weeks that they'd been in Arizona.

"You need to come out," he called, "I'm going back today, and you've got to move Shippo into the apartment."

Sango grumbled again, before emerging from the small bathroom.

"Happy?" she asked, still very mad.

"More than you would expect," Miroku said, wrapping his wife in a warm hug.

Sango smiled, hugging him back, "how long before you are going to come back?"

"It'll only be a few weeks," Miroku said, "then I'll be back and we can start the whole American family home thing. But you've still got to take Shippo to get his citizenship thing Kagome made us get."

Sango knew she would have to do that sooner or later, she couldn't keep the kid there forever without someone noticing.

"Alright," she said, "I'll see if Kagome can take me today. I don't think she has school, so I'll call now."

Miroku nodded, grabbing his bags, and watched Sango as she called their friend.

"Kagome," she said, unsure of the phone, "I see. Is there a man in the house?"

Miroku perked up, he figured it was InuYasha, and was going to tease Kagome from where he was.

"Oh," Sango said, "James. Who's that?"

"Kagome," Miroku said, taking the phone from his wife, "what Sango means to say is that you need to be careful when having a man in the house. We don't need you in the same boat we're in."

He paused, before pulling the phone away from his ear and stared at it like it was possessed.

"ALRIGHT ALREADY!" he yelled into the phone, not daring to put it to his ear, "I WONT SAY THAT AGAIN!"

Sango could hear Kagome yelling at Miroku, but the girl was speaking so fast she couldn't understand a word that was said.

"Kagome," Sango said, taking the phone back, "calm down. He was just playing around."

She was quiet for a bit before she started laughing.

"Well that's what happens when a dog thinks he claimed territory," Sango laughed, "it's InuYasha though. He'll live through it all and be fine. pause Actually though, I have a question. Can you take me to that place where I got the citizenship stuff? I've got to get it done for Shippo."

Miroku had grown bored, and finished packing up his stuff that he was taking with him back to Japan. In total he was done in a few minutes, but knew Sango would skin him alive if she saw how it was done, so he quickly zipped the bag.

"Miroku," Sango called innocently, walking towards her husband, "have you finished packing already?"

He gulped, then nodded, "of course. I had everything here and ready. I just needed to put it all in my bag."

"Mind if I see?" Sango asked, knowing he didn't pack properly.

"Yes… I mean, why?" he asked, not sure how to answer.

"To make sure you haven't taken anything I might need," she replied sweetly, moving to stand by him.

"Sango," he said soothingly, "I've got everything I need. Just me, the rest of the stuff is here."

Sango smiled, "then let me see the damn bag."

"NO," he said, grabbing said bag and running into the bathroom, forgetting that even though she was pregnant, Sango was faster than him.

"MIROKU!" she yelled, jumping on his back, tackling him to the ground, "LET ME SEE THE DAMNED BAG!"

"Get off me," he said, "your going to hurt yourself."

"Doubtful," she said, centering all her weight on his back.

"Well at most you'll hurt the baby," he tried.

"Not pregnant enough," she said, "besides. You took all the force of the fall. Not us."

"Your evil," he grumbled as Sango made herself comfortorable on her 'Miroku bed.'

"Yes," she said sweetly, "but it's not like I'm hurting you am I?"

"No," he said, "but still. If your going to lay on me. Do it with me facing you?"

"No can do," she said evilly, "now. Where did I put that rope?"

Miroku's face turned white, wondering what was going on in Sango's head. Until she started laughing.

"You thought I was serious?" she asked, getting up, "like I would do that."

Miroku forced a laugh, and stood up. Sango was acting like nothing happened, until she locked herself in the bathroom with his suitcase.

Five Minutes Later

"Alright," Sango said, coming out of the bathroom, "I've fixed your bag. I should beat you with it though."

"Why?" he asked innocently.

"IT WAS A MESS YOU MORON!" she screamed, letting the hormones take over.

Miroku flinched, but didn't back down, "it's my bag. Besides, not like anything there is important."

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" she yelled, "PEOPLE SEE YOU IN THOSE CLOTHES! I SEE YOU IN THOSE CLOTHES. YOU'D LOOK LIKE SOME BUM JUST OFF THE STREETS!"

Miroku smirked, "you've seen me in less than those clothes and not complained."

Sango was taken off guard and slapped him as he tried to hug her, "don't touch me."

"Sango," he called, just as she locked herself in the bathroom. Again.

"Hey Kagome," he said, opening the door without looking to see who it was.

"I'm not Kagome," InuYasha said, "but I'll relay the message that we've traded lives."

"What is with everyone?" Miroku asked, flopping on the couch, "you and Sango are so… I don't know. Out of normal context I'm about to scream. I'm waiting for Kagome to come waltzing in that door singing to the Sound of Music."

(A.N. can you picture it? Scary.)

InuYasha laughed, "that's a good idea."

Miroku watched in horror as his good friend started spinning in circles, singing terribly to the Sound of Music. When he thought it couldn't get worse, Sango spins out of the bathroom singing along with him.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Miroku screamed at himself, just as someone began knocking on the door again, "please let that be Kagome."

"THANK GOD!" he yelled, at seeing the girl, "PLEASE BE NORMAL!"

"What are they singing," Kagome asked, walking into the apartment, watching InuYasha and Sango, "don't you guys know the only way to go is by singing from Annie?"

They looked at her for a minute then smiled.

"YOUR RIGHT!" they yelled in unison, before the 3 of them began singing it's a hard knock life from the Annie movie.

"I'm going crazy," Miroku said to himself, sitting on the floor. Head between his knees.

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

Miroku woke up with a splitting headache, "what the hell was that?"

"Why are you up already?" Sango asked him, sitting up herself.

"I had a terrible dream," he said, looking at his wife, scared she would start singing.

"About what?" she asked, making sure the blankets covered her chest.

"You, and InuYasha were singing to The Sound of Music, when Kagome came over," he stared, "then you started singing and dancing to Annie."

"Why would we do that?" Sango asked, a smirk growing on her face, "when we'd most like do this!"

She jumps out of bed, dressed head to toe in sequins, when InuYasha and Kagome crash into the room. From then they start singing Lady Marmamalade from Moulon Rouge.

"NOT AGAIN!" Miroku yelled to himself, collapsing on the bed.

"Miroku what's wrong?" Sango asked, when he finally opened his eyes. He'd been yelling in his sleep, and wouldn't wake up.

"NO MORE SINGING!" he yelled at her, crawling away as quick as possible.

"Why would I sing?" Sango asked, "I'm tone deaf."

"Yes," Miroku said, "but that just makes it worse."

Sango laughed, "what is wrong? Did you have a bad dream or something?"

"I guess so," he said, leaning against his wife, "it was weird. Let's just go back to bed."

Sango nodded, sliding between his arms, letting him hold her.

A.N. I thought I would be stupid and put this in here. I just figured it would be different. I liked it though. Review, no flames plz. I know it was a dumb chappy, it was supposed to be.