Breaking down the fourth wall, Disclaimer Edition.
When the fan fiction author Almay Queen of the Random Word tossed and turned in her sleep, Almay couldn't help but feel like she had forgotten something. What was it? Ignoring the feeling, Almay went back to a troubled sleep.
She dreamt she owned all of her favorite anime and manga copyrights and when she woke up, the sense of horror washed over her. She was nothing but a fan, she did not own the copyrights of Bleach, after realizing she had forgotten a disclaimer, she made hers in to a drabble, in which you the reader had just read.