L.E
Moi? A hooligan? You must have me confused with somebody else. For your information, I'm as angelic as they come. Mostly.
I promise not to spike your confectionary again. Everybody knows that I never repeat a prank.
However, I don't promise that I won't take some form of revenge for you getting me detention. It wasn't even me that started the food fight. That scrawny second year was just feeling lucky and aimed his custard at Mary. I had nothing to do with starting it. I just finished it. No harm, no foul. The gravy will come out of Mary's robes- James' mum taught me a charm to do it last summer.
So there was no reason to involve McGonagall in any of tonight's proceedings. You just like being her favourite.
Kiss arse.
Your irritated marauder,
S.B
S.B
Sirius Black that was a dirty trick! I did not deserve that. At all.
You are evil.
Yet strangely brilliant; remind me to ask you for advice next time I want to pull a prank. But hey: anything you can do….
I suppose I'd better get back to my charms essay- you should do your homework too for once. You know how annoyed Flitwick gets.
Burn after reading
Scheming,
L.E
L.E
You're right Evans: I am brilliant. My talents are wasted at Hogwarts ;)
Shame you'll never utilise them. "Remind me to ask you for advice next time I want to pull a prank" Ha! Evans you're far too good a prefect to ever pull a prank! It'll never happen. Neither will me doing my charms essay.
But would you really come to me for advice? I feel special.
I'm like one of those people you write to in muggle magazines, what are they called? Agony aunts?
Does that make me your agony uncle?
Enjoy your charms homework.
Goody-goody
S.B
Dear Aunty Sirius,
You are special, very special. Remind me to pat your shoulder patronisingly next time I see you.
How do you know about what's in muggle-girl's magazines?
I worry about you sometimes, I really do.
I do too pull pranks- you just don't know it's me.
How did your detention go? I told you that you should do your charms for once!
Not at all smug,
L.E
P.S. Burn after reading
L.E
No need to pat me- I can feel the patronising touch from here thanks. Detention was awful. I don't wish to discuss the punishment Flitwick assigned me to.
Surely I should be "Uncle" Sirius, not your "Aunty" Sirius. I am not a girl Evans; I can prove it if you like. Although I don't think James would be too impressed.
Speaking of James; what are you intending to do about your "little problem"?
Not believing that you are "not at all smug",
Possibly psychologically scarred,
S.B
Aunty (yes aunty) Sirius,
I still have no idea what to do!
But I have no time to think about it- when did we get so much homework?!
Then I have to do head rounds, supervise the prefect briefing, eat, sleep, diet, copy up all my rough notes, replicate said notes for Mary, check on Mary, have a life….
So yeah, I HAVE NO TIME! So I'm going to rely on you to decide for me. What's your advise oh great wise agony aunty? I mean uncle…
I'd better go and check on Mary- she felt awful this morning.
As always, burn after reading,
Busy,
L.E