A/N Ahhh… I just watched the episode with Haruhi in wonderland and it gave me an idea

A/N Ahhh… I just watched the episode with Haruhi in wonderland and it gave me an idea.

It's also in honor of my favorite series coming out with another book, Breaking Dawn! Yes! I'm so excited!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own the book mentioned. And I still don't own Ouran, and I never will.

Prepare for a crack beginning!

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It was a dark night, and Kyoko was taking a nice walk in the park. She liked the night time, it has stars, and Kyoko loves stars. She always thought they were beautiful. She stopped in the middle of a path to look up at the sky and enjoy the beautiful lights shining down.

"What's a pretty girl like you going out here all alone at this time of night?"

Kyoko spun around and looked at the source of the voice. It was a boy about her age with black hair and glasses. Kyoko had this strange feeling she had met the boy before, but figured she had probably seen him in the street somewhere. "Oh, I just like looking at the stars."

Te boy walked up and stood in front of her. She looked up and pointed at a group of them. "See? There's Virgo!" she said. The boy nodded and seemed to stare at her neck. He moved closer and held her hand. "I don't think even the beauty of the stars could compare to you." Kyoko blushed, "W-what? I-I… T-thank you very much but… I…"

He reached his hand out and grabbed her neck. "Will you join me in infinite night?"

"I don't even know you!"

"You don't recognize me? It's me… Kyouya." He smiled as soon as the sentence finished. Kyoko screamed when she saw a pair of pointy fangs sticking out of his gums. He pulled her flush against him and leaned down to whisper by her ear, "Wouldn't you like to watch the stars with me every night?" As soon as he finished, Kyoko felt a piercing pain in her neck that caused her to scream.

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Kyoko sprang up in her bed, clutching the sheets around her. She was blushing, and she was sweating badly.

"Kyoko-chan?"

She looked around the room to see that some of the host club (No Haruhi or Rin) was standing around her bed. "What's up? Why were you screaming?" Hikaru said leaning onto her bed. Kyoko looked at everyone and when she looked at Kyouya, she yelped. "I-I-I-I just h-had a b-bad dream was all! I-I-I'm perfectly fine! Please leave while I get dressed." The club left and she walked to her closet. She just had a dream… about Kyouya as a vampire? Why was that? She had to stop reading those books before bed. She sighed and pulled out a simple outfit, a brown skirt and pink shirt. She had pulled on a pair of black flats and tied her hair up into a high ponytail.

The red head pulled the door open and saw her friends all around her. "I-I'm sorry about that. I was reading before bed and I had a dream as the result."

"What book was it?"

Kyoko screamed at the sound of the voice and jumped behind the first person she could grab, which happened to be Hunny. She bent down behind him. She glanced at the person who asked the question. It was Kyouya. "I-I'm sorry, Kyouya-kun. You startled me," She stood up and brushed off her skirt. "It's the latest installment in the Twilight series. I love those books. So, why are you all here?" She asked, with a smile.

"We need your help to find Haruhi!" Tamaki said, faking tears. "Haruhi has a habit of working during breaks, and since spring break is starting soon we need you to ask her father if she's there." Kyouya explained. She looked at him, and then she blushed and looked away. "Ah… I understand." She said.

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Outside Haruhi's house.

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The club decided to arrive in a normal car so they wouldn't get too much attention. As they all stepped out, Kyouya grabbed her shoulder. "Tamaki wants you to call if she's there. We'll be in the car around the corner waiting. Try to make the stay quick." She blushed and looked away from him as she got a mental picture of Kyouya biting her neck again.

"O-okay!" She said as she walked up to the door that read 'Fujioka'.

She knocked once on the door, and it opened soon after. A man with long red hair that was barely lighter than Kyoko's stood there. He wore black sweatpants and a white shirt with the symbol for dad written on it.

"Hello! Fujioka-san?"

"Yes?" he said.

"My name is Kyoko Yoshizuki. I'm a friend of Haruhi-chan, I was wondering if she was here?"

"Are you one of those stupid girls from that school?"

Kyoko was taken aback from his question. He probably thought she didn't know about Haruhi. "Oh, Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I know about Haruhi-chan. I just needed to ask her something," She said, smiling cutely.

"Otou-san?" Haruhi poked her head to the door and she saw Kyoko standing there. "Kyoko-senpai? Why are you here?"

Kyoko smiled, "I wanted to ask you if you wanted to hang out for a little bit. I don't have anything to do so I figured you wouldn't mind…"

Haruhi walked outside to stand with the red head, "Well, I was on my way to the super market if you want to come with me…"

"Oh, that sounds like fun!"

So, the two girls said goodbye to Ranka and began walking to the store. "I'm sorry about my dad. He's not too happy that all the girls at school think I'm a boy." Haruhi said. Kyoko smiled, "Well, you had me fooled for a little while. If it wasn't for the beach trip, I probably still wouldn't know." She finished giggling.

Haruhi was not going to be mistaken for a boy today. She wore a long jean skirt and a white tee shirt, with white shoes. Kyoko and Haruhi were almost into the store when the older girl's phone went off. "Oh!" She said when she looked at the number. "I'll meet you inside, Haruhi-chan."

So the brunette walked into the store when Kyoko answered. "Moshi-moshi?"

"Well?!" The urgent voice of Tamaki rang through her head.

"We're at the super market now. She's inside and I'm about to go in."

"We're coming!" He said, hanging up.

Kyoko flipped her phone shut and walked into the store, spotting Haruhi in the vegetable section. She stood next to Haruhi and smiled. "Sorry about that," She said.

"It's no problem. Can you hold this for me?" Haruhi said, handing over the shopping basket she was holding. Kyoko took it from her hand and held it while Haruhi was putting food in it.

As they walked to the Meat section, Kyoko noticed a blonde head poking out of the aisle, watching them. If he kept that up, Haruhi will catch him. Kyoko tried to keep Haruhi out of that aisle, but it was hard to do when someone tried sneaking by her and she walked right into him. "Ah! I'm sorry!" she said backing up, only to see Mori standing there.

Haruhi looked over at them, "Mori-senpai?!" she yelled. Kyoko blushed as she picked the spilled items up off the floor. Hunny ran over and jumped onto the silent teen's back saying, "Haru-chan! We came to see you!" The twins, Kyouya, and Tamaki walked out of various aisles to all meet up. Haruhi's eye began twitching. "You fallowed us here?!"

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In the end, Haruhi let them stay for lunch again. As they walked into the room, Ranka didn't look to happy that they were there.

Haruhi got to work making lunch while everyone sat around the small table. There was almost no room for Kyoko, so she had to squeeze between Ranka and Kyouya. Since she was so close to the brunette boy she was blushing. "Kyouya-kun!" Ranka started, "It's nice to see you all again!" The Okama said, leaning across Kyoko to talk to Kyouya about various things involving the host club.

"So," Ranka said facing Kyoko this time, "Are you a host too? Has the club allowed girls in?" Kyouya put a hand to his chin and looked like he was deep in thought.

"N-no, I'm just a customer and friend!"

"That's not a bad idea…" Kyouya muttered, pulling his notebook out of nowhere again. Kyoko glanced over, "What is?" She asked, blushing as she noticed the close proximity between them.

"Having an expansion of the club… Kyoko, would you like to be the host that entertains men? If you join, we could get more money…" He said, jotting things down.

Everyone was silent as they stared at him.

Kyoko would join and entertain men, and she would extend their reach to the whole high school. "Uhm, I'm sorry, but I have play practice to go to, so I can't do it just yet. Maybe after the play is over…"

"Very well," Kyouya said, writing in his book some more.

"So, exactly who are you?" Ranka said to Kyoko. Kyoko gave him a confused look, "I told you, I'm Kyoko Yoshizuki." Ranka sighed, "I meant where you came from. Like, where did you live, what school did you go to?"

Kyoko smiled, "Oh! I lived in my house since I was born, I was in public school until middle school, and then I was home schooled. After a while my dad figured that it wouldn't help my anxiety so he enrolled me in Ouran. My anxiety isn't that bad."

"Oh, why did you leave middle school?"

Kyoko looked at the floor. She was very hesitant in answering this question.

"They made fun of me… and one day a boy pushed me out of my chair onto the floor… I got so mad that I pushed him back and he fell down and hurt his arm on a desk. After that they were so much worse… and I just started thinking everyone hated me, and I was afraid they would be mad at me if I did something wrong so I always stayed away from everyone… and that made them pick on me even more…"

Kyoko looked as if she was going to cry. Ranka moved closer to the sad red head. "You poor child," he said. Kyoko wiped her eyes and smiled, "But the past is past! Everything's better now that I'm in Ouran, and I have all you nice friends."

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In after school on Monday, Kyoko was sitting in the auditorium looking over her lines when someone jumped on her. "Koko-chan, guess what!" Kyoko looked at the boy who was seated comfortably in her lap and smiled, "What is it, Hunny-senpai?" She asked.

"Hika-chan and Kao-chan's mommy let us be in the play! We're only in the background, though. And Kyou-chan didn't want to be in it, so he's just gonna watch!"

"Oh, that's lovely!"

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Omg its time for the play!

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The play was running smoothly, and everyone was doing wonderful. The saddest scene was set up, and it was the scene that Kyoko sang her sad love song to the now dead male lead.

She walked to the front of the stage in the wedding dress, tears streaming down her face as she sang. She watched only one person in the audience, and the twins noticed that that one person didn't take his eyes off of her either.

The person she was watching so much was in fact Kyouya, and he was also the one staring back.

Kyoko opened her mouth to sing, and shocked everyone. Her voice was so beautiful that she had almost every member of the audience in tears by the time she was done. Kyouya's eyes were wide and he was gaping at her. He almost began crying, but was able to hold back the tears. After her song, it was time for Rin's character.

Rin wasn't very good at singing; she wasn't bad, but she wasn't anything special. So instead of singing, they had her play an instrument. And the way she played the instrument was a definite give away that she was Tamaki's sister. They had her play the piano, and she was unbelievably good.

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After the play, the characters all went outside in costume and Rin stood next to Kyoko the whole time. They said goodbye to the audience, receiving praise, and one family actually gave Kyoko roses. She had no idea who they were, but she accepted them happily.

A tall girl with short brown hair walked up to the red head. She grabbed Kyoko's hand and kneeled down, kissing it. "That was amazing. Please, leave this school and join us!" The rest of the host club came running up to them. The twins jumped in front of her, and Tamaki began yelling at her, "Stop trying to steal all of our hosts!"

"You took this girl away from her femininity as well?!" She yelled back. The girl grabbed Kyoko's hand and began pulling her away. Tamaki grabbed onto her other hand and pulled her back. They engaged in a tug of war until the girl saw Haruhi. "Otome!" She yelled, hugging Haruhi. "Rest assured; we will save every Otome from the dirty hands of this club!"

After they finally got the girl to leave, the club explained to Kyoko who that was. She was a student in a rival school that was well known for their theater club, and had tried to take Haruhi before.

Kyoko giggled, "They may have the best group, but I will never leave Ouran. I love it here!"