Time frame: Years after "From Dead to Worse"
Disclaimer: I don't have any claim on any characters in the Sookie Universe.
Takes place after "Family". Possible spoilers for that story. If I were you, I'd just read it as a separate fic to avoid confusion.
A/N: Major writer's block. I had this whole thing in my head and had to post it. This is a silly one shot. I hope you enjoy it.
This story is totally dedicated to my bud, EricDreamer, who's been putting up with my cliffhangers very patiently.
The men are stripping to Nelly's "Hot in Here". I would seriously put on the song as you read that part. It makes it so much more enjoyable.
The women are singing Wait a Minute by Pussycat Dolls. Also worth a listen.
Chapter 3
ONE NIGHT ONLY
FANGTASIA PRESENTS
A FEAST FOR YOUR SENSES
SATURDAY NIGHT AT 10 PM
$30 COVER CHARGE
COME ONE, COME ALL
(WE PROMISE)
I smiled as I taped the flyer at Fangtasia's entrance. I had already posted it on Fangtasia's home page. Hey, Eric said it would be good for business.
When we had all recovered from results that night we thought it would be a good idea to make it a joint performance. I was shocked at the song the men chose for us to perform to. I was doubly surprised that the suggestion came from Bill.
Well, well, well. Bill's musical tastes were definitely broader than I imagined.
The song for the men came to us girls simultaneously. The fact that these powerful men were going to have to come up with something and work together was almost worth us having to perform.
Anyway we all set aside time to practice our routine. After all, this would be good for business.
Sookie's voice was definitely not up to do lead but as back up she was fine. Plus she was a very nice dancer. Pam appointed me as lead singer after hearing me sing. She said my voice had an ethereal quality to it. If she only knew…
Saturday Night
I swallowed as I gave myself one final once over. Here I was clad in a black leather bustier with a matching miniskirt that just barely covered my rear. Thank goodness I have nice legs. Fishnet stockings and black stiletto boots completed my ensemble. I had my hair wild and wore my make up dark. Perfect. The girl's ensembles matched mine and I must say we were looking good.
We joined hands and looked at each other. Sookie and I took a deep breath (Pam didn't need to) and out we went.
Clancy looked very nice in a black leather jacket and pants. I asked him to wear a black tank and a gold chain to complete the look. He was beaming at me when he saw us approach.
I was happy he agreed to perform with us. Both Sookie and Pam were surprised he said yes. Pam said that she had this funny feeling that Clancy was doing it to please me because he wasn't exactly the friendliest vampire around.
I have absolutely no idea what they are talking about. He seemed very sweet to me. When I mentioned it to the girls before he came over to my house to practice, they both laughed at me. "Oh Ally, Clancy may be many things but never is he sweet." Pam said shaking her head.
The lights went out and there was a hush out in the bar. We were standing behind a sheer black curtain waiting for Clancy to begin.
As soon as the music began the spot followed Clancy:
Everybody listen all over the world
I got a story 'bout my favorite girl (Wait a minute)
The curtain went up and I sang…
Oh, my baby sexy for sure
I had to have him when he walked through the door (Wait a minute)
Both Pam and Sookie were on other side of me sliding up and down my body as they sang. They were both very flexible
She was 'bout to drive me insane
She come with drama while I'm giving her chains (Wait a minute)
I walked over to Clancy one hand in my hair and gyrated my hips as we faced each other.
I'm focused but I'm losing control
He only wants me for my body and soul (Wait a minute)
As we continued to sing and grind all over the stage I felt Bill's eyes boring into me. I couldn't see where he was. We had gotten dressed at Pam's so I have no idea how the men looked or even where they were at. I started to feel a warmth building below and let that come out in my performance by licking my lips and rubbing up against poor Clancy. He didn't seem bothered by it though.
What they call you, Mr. Tin man or something?
See, I don't want your cars
I don't want your jewelry
You can't buy this
So you can keep that
Wait a minute...
Uh yeah, you can give me that back
When it was over, the crowd went wild with applause and whistles. I guess we were a hit.
As we exited the stage area, we were bombarded by compliments and a couple of business cards were thrown our way.
Then, we went around to our seats. We had front view of the next performance.
The music began and our men strode out like they owned the place. Well, one of them actually did, but that was beside the point.
They were all clad in tuxedos with Eric in the middle (of course) with Bill and Sam on either side. Eric's hair was loose and looked slightly mussed and so did Sam and Bill. Their faces held a serious expression that I can only describe as dripping with sex…
Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....
In unison, the men yank off their ties and threw their jackets on the ground.
Oh…my…God…
(Nelly)
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them G's
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use
Smoldering at us the whole time, they each had a confident grin. At each beat the men would slowly undo a button of their shirts pulling the fabric apart slightly each time as a tease. Their hips were bumping to the beat as their legs stood slightly apart.
I thanked the Lord for making sure this performance was recorded. I was definitely going to have to see this again…
With their shirts gaped open, they ran their fingers down their chests all the while grinding and licking their lips as they looked at us.
I thought I was going to faint.
By the time they got to the pants, I was drooling.
They undid the button.
The zipper was going down.
Rotating clockwise, they slid their pants down slowly.
We all gasped.
They were all wearing black leather underwear.
I climaxed.
Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah
As the lights dimmed and the men strode off stage in their underwear, the boom of applause was deafening. I am sure that the whole tristate area heard it of course. It was kind of a blur to me actually. I lost all control of my motor functions as did Sookie and even Pam had a far off look in her eyes.
As we walked back to meet the guys, I was tingling. When we opened the door, all three men were dressed in their normal attire with that darn smug look on their faces again.
"So, ladies… Who's up for a rematch?" asked a very cocky (haha) blond Viking.
The End