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EPISODE ONE: Clash of Personality

As soon as I said henshin, I was able to become this blue and light gray masked warrior: Is this realy being a Kamen Rider? I look at myself and notice that there are police men all over the place but--I can feel it. I can feel Dialga suddenly calling to me. Dialga just cried by the time I transformed. So this is what a Kamen Rider is like. Pretty fulfilling, at that. I've just ran through the park in an armor of blue and whitish-gray. May be able to channel Roar of Time in this Forme. Policemen from all over Hearthome rush to the scene, trying to label me as a criminal. But like Dialga, I'm able to control time. Time froze for a while, and for some reason, I hear another Pokémon's voice inside me. Who exactly is it?

Why do I end up hear Uxie calling to me in this Forme? Aha. Now that I must have gained the power to control one's memories, I can actually interpret why this Homonculi stumble onto this type of evil. He is, if not, was, Kanato Mizuoka, 15 years old. Loved the Floatzel family. Decided to study it and became obsessed with them. but why did he want to become one of them, anyway? Looks like this person fell into a certain state of depression. I'll see if he's willing to sacrifice boyhood. I hold my hand in front of this belt, and a blade materializes out of thin air. What kind of blade is this? No one told me about being able to use weapons. Am I actually dreaming? If not, what is this blade?


KAMEN RIDER CORONET: -SINNOH FORME-

I'm Shingou Yarino, fresh out of college and still looking for my girlfriend, after the incident on Spear Pillar that occured five years ago. It has been long since she went missing. We weren't able to get in touch after that incident in Spear Pillar, that involved three powerful Pokémon, namely Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina. Rumor has it that my girl has amnesia and has become an entirely new person, more open that her old, quiet self. I just hope we can still be friends. But suddenly, I am kidnapped by this organization called the Homonculi Assosiaction which is actually related to a certain, strangely familiar criminal organization called Team Galactic.

Just who is this Homonculi Association?


"ACTIVATE: Clockhand Blade." The belt said. The cutlass I held suddenly glew a bright blue, with its blade extending until it reached my neck. "This cutlass has an adjustable blade, with two modes: Longhand Forme and Shorthand Forme, named after the hands of a clock," the belt explained. I never knew this belt could actually talk! It sounded a lot like Uxie placed near a synthesizer, though. But it explained everything clearly to me. I used the Clockhand Blade to strike at the Homonculi, and it sucessfully damaged his armor! Sparks flew out of the Homonculi, while Kanato held out his palms and surged a pulse of water at me. I nearly thought this was actually a variant of Water Pulse.

"You... my girlfriend is... you'll die!" I yelled. I decided to make this first battle of mine a tribute to Cynthia, who was my girlfriend who has recently gone missing due to Cyrus Akagi. Cyrus Akagi is the leader of the Homonculi Association, and Team Galactic: both teams created the Floatzel Homonculi, which is actually Kanato infused with Floatzel DNA. "Why did you give up your own life in the first place?" I asked Kanato. He remained silent and cried like a Floatzel when he tried to answer. Kanato just decided to give me a taste of his Aqua Jet, which was jets of water jumping all around me and hitting me in the process. Finally, Kanato stops and answers me.

"I... I wanted... I wanted to be just like a Floatzel! I hated my life as a human, I hated every person in the world that I knew, I had no friends, and I believed that I can be a Pokémon someday! My dream was to be a Floatzel for the rest of my life, swimming with them and eventually having young Buoyzel eggs of my own! Don't you understand?" He explained. I was shocked that many people in the world hated this little kid. Besides, he could've learned to make friends or get into a relationship. But instead, he decides to run off into his little fantasy of becoming a Pokémon. Pretty naive for a teen's dream. They'll just have to accept reality as it is.

"Poor boy," I remarked, in a way that sarcasm-lovers could all agree on. "Kanato-kun loved Floatzel, and just wanted to grow up to be one. He actually became him! Good for him, then! Too bad he left his family behind for some stupid dream. Your family loves you, even if you're the son of a prostitute or some latch-key kid! What are you?" Suddenly, my blade glew again, and my belt spoke. "Quick, use the Roar of Time and Memory. You can now run at Mach 1 speeds and stab the enemy!" And I did run at Mach 1, because Dialga stopped time for me to run pretty fast in the moving world. Uxie directed the targets for me: I was locked on to its body and head.

"Dialga, Uxie, use the Roar of Time and Memory!"
I yelled.


START OF EYECATCH

Name: Shingou Yarino
Age: 23
Shingou Yarino isn't naive and is actually a lot smarter than street-smart. All this is because his girlfriend was trapped by a possessed man in the Torn World: now he seeks revenge for her, but Shingou has second thoughts about her now. He is aloof to the idea of becoming a Kamen Rider until he hears of the Homonculi Association, headed by the infamous Cyrus Akagi, leader of Team Galactic. Shingou has no choice but to protect the ones he love, even when Shingou puts his life at risk. But will being a Kamen Rider bring his girlfriend back from the possible dead?

END OF EYECATCH


I strike at the head, pretty much give it a False Swipe at first, bringing down Kanato to one small so-called bar of health. I slash its body last, giving it a rip in its armor, blue sparks spewing out of it. Time starts again, and water suddenly gushes out of its arms and legs. "Use Spirit Capture with a Poké Ball," the belt told me. "It is identical to capturing an ordinary Pokémon. Just throw the Poké Ball at it and it will do it's job." Suddenly, a metallic blue and pink Poké Ball lands into my hand. Pressing the button at the gold-and-silver stripe in its center, the ball resized itself. "Poké Ball, go!" I threw, my voice echoing and my Poké Ball locking onto Kanato. But only one thing was caught:

I was only able to capture the Floatzel spirit into my Poké Ball, and Kanato was left unconscious and wet. He was rushed to the local Pokémon Center, where Nurse Joy also treated him. I gave her my Infernape and my newly-caught Floatzel spirit, when healed, became an actual Floatzel. "Zel-float-zel!" It cried. It sounded a lot like the Floatzel of mine was trying to say Kanato's name. Kanato was currently undergoing surgery that would drain him of his "Floatzelhood" and injuries, called, Reversed Forme Change. It seemed a lot like a pretty normal operation. Any leftover Homonculi material would be surgically removed, all while getting the Homonculi's life as a human back.

I decided to ask Nurse Joy if there were check-ups available for humans in the Pokémon Center: in the last five years, Pokémon Centers were able to open some facilities open to humans. One could say that Pokémon Centers can now function as a small hospital for humans and their Pokémon. I immediately went to Dr. Ribai Karashina, who was my girlfriend's grandfather. He was an expert on medical problems for Man and Pokémon. "Doctor, I seem to have some sort of problem with my blood." I asked him. I explained everything to the faded-blonde haired man who constantly stared at me! "And then, whenever I get a wound, it seems like my blood has started to become glossier!"

"Hmm, glossier and darker blood, attempted Forced Forme Change, I think I know your problem. It is currenltly incurable, sadly." Dr. Karashina told me. I was scarred for the rest of my life: an incurable disease has hit me ever since three months ago! The sad part is, will Cynthia even understand what happened to me once she comes back? "You're becoming a Homonculus," he said. "You're going to be pretty monstrous in the next few months." That was what hit me. I realized that I only had a few months to live as an actual human: in a matter of time, I may become a monster that can kill my whole family. My disease, diagnosed by an actual Pokémon League-authorized doctor.

I felt like I died.


EPISODE PREVIEW

Am I really becoming a Homonculus? Is this possible? I thought I was just some miserable attempt! Either I'll have to erase myself or keep figthing until I become a Homonculus myself. Wait, someone's after me? Great, I'll have to travel far for this one. Now what, ANOTHER BATTLE!? A schizophrenic? You've got to be kidding me. Why am I battling a schizophrienic man who can transform into both the Western or Eastern Gastrodon Families? How can one even combine two Pokémon into one Homonculus?

Next up on Kamen Rider Coronet -SINNOH FORME-:

EPISODE TWO: Temporal Crusader