Oh yeah, I'm god. Well not god obviously. But 2 chapters in less then a 24 hour period? There must be something wrong with me! Anyway if you have read my other stories (which I hope some of you have) this is exactly like Big Time Facebook. Just Facebook BTR style. I had so much fun writing it. The boys are always fun to write facebook style. I really hope you get a few chuckles from it. This is wayyy more random then my last one. I was looking at my facebook for inspiration and I feel facebook is just this really random thing were people just write the RANDOMNESS things on their wall. And if BTR had facebook, together it would be just one chaotic, randomness session.
I hope you enjoy. And you all should really review because I updated so quickly :P
Logan Mitchell is now single
Jo Taylor:
Kendall Knight: again?
(Carlos Garcia and James Diamond like this)
Logan Mitchell: Real supportive guys -_-
(Katie Knight likes this)
Carlos Garcia: Love you logie!
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Camille Roberts is now single
Jo Taylor: *Sad face*
Camille Roberts: *Sad Face*
Jo Taylor: Come over? I got ice cream
Camille Roberts: *Smiley face*
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James Diamond is going to KILL Kendall Knight when he gets his hands on him!
Jo Taylor: That sounds dangerous.
Logan Mitchell: What did he do now?
James Diamond: MY LUCKY WHITE V-NECK IS NO LONGER WHITE BUT PINK!
(Kendall Knight likes this)
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Kendall Knight might have to move out of palm woods for a while…just while James is cooling down.
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
Jo Taylor: How did you make his white shirt pink?
(Katie Knight and Camille Roberts like this)
Kendall Knight: Mom shouldn't have let me do the laundry…
(Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia and James Diamond like this)
Jo Taylor: That probably wasn't her brightest idea.
(Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia and 4 others like this)
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Jett Stetson to Jo Taylor work today babycake
Kendall Knight: Wtf?
(Jo Taylor likes this)
Jo Taylor: Jett, don't ever call me that.
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Kendall Knight: Douche
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Kendall Knight to Jo Taylor I have a very girly romantic picnic planed for you today after work 3
(Jo Taylor likes this)
Jo Taylor: Looking forward to it 3
Kendall Knight: I'll be waiting 3
James Diamond: *Barf*
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
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Carlos Garcia is so extremely bored.
James Diamond: You'd be less bored if you gave me the TV remote…
Logan Mitchell: You'd both be less bored if you did your math homework…
James Diamond: But why would we do our own homework if you're going to?
(Carlos Garcia and Kendall Knight like this)
Logan Mitchell: I'm not doing your homework…
Carlos Garcia: Well see you always say that
James Diamond: But you end up doing it
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Logan Mitchell: I need new friends.
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Camille Roberts is watching Dirty Dancing and its making me sad
Jo Taylor: If I wasn't at work right now I'd give you a hug.
Camille Roberts: *Virtual hug*
Jo Taylor: *Virtual hug*
James Diamond: I'll give you a hug Camille ;)
Camille Roberts: *Sigh* Thanks James.
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Carlos Garcia is really hungry.
James Diamond: When are you not hungry Carlitos ?
(Kendall Knight and Logan Mitchell like this)
Carlos Garcia: As if you can talk James.
(Kendall Knight and Logan Mitchell like this)
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James Diamond ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
(Katie Knight, Camille Roberts and Jo Taylor like this)
Kendall Knight: EVERYBODYS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND!
Carlos Garcia: KICKIN IN THE BACK SEAT, SITTIN IN THE FRONT SEAT!
Logan Mitchell: I need new friends
(Katie Knight likes this)
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Carlos Garcia: WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE!
(James Diamond and Kendall Knight likes this)
Logan Mitchell: I need new friends
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Kendall Knight breaking news guys, Rebecca Black took the bus but was admitted to hospital after having a panic attack due to the over whelming number of seats to choose.
(James Diamond, Carlos Garcia and 4 others like this)
Logan Mitchell: Yep, I really need new friends.
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Jo Taylor had a lovely afternoon with her boyfriend3
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Kendall Knight: I love you 3
Jo Taylor: Ditto 3
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Kendall Knight loves his girlfriend Jo Taylor
(Jo Taylor and Camille Roberts likes this)
Jo Taylor: 3
James Diamond: You guys make me want to barf
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
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Jo Taylor you are such a mood killer James Diamond
(Kendall Knight likes this)
James Diamond: I love you too Jo
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Carlos Garcia GIANT SPIDER! :O KILL IT! KILL IT!
(Camille Roberts and Jo Taylor like this)
Logan Mitchell: Seriously Carlos? The spider is more scared of you then you are of him.
Carlos Garcia: OH REALY? DID IT TELL YOU THAT!
(Camille Roberts and Jo Taylor like this)
Katie Knight: Idiot
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Logan Mitchell to Camille Roberts, hey did you maybe want to come over?
Camille Roberts: I'll be there in 10 minutes
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
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Logan Mitchell is in a relationship with Camille Roberts
(Jo Taylor, Kendall Knight and 5 others like this)
Kendall Knight: And there on again!
(James Diamond, Carlos Garcia and Jo Taylor like this)
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Kendall Knight the walk of shame James Diamond does when he throws paper in the bin… and misses haha
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
James Diamond: Shut up Kendall
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James Diamond what would a toaster say to another toaster? Are you just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
Kendall Knight: That has been deep thoughts with James Diamond.
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James Diamond to Carlos Garcia… okay man. If Logan asks us about his math book… we don't speak English. Right?
Carlos Garcia: hatdhdndjgyarygajhdj
(James Diamond likes this)
Kendall Knight: I worry about you two sometimes
(Katie Knight and Jo Taylor like this)
Logan Mitchell: What the heck did you do to my math book?
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Logan Mitchell okay so my poor defenseless math book is now ruined *sad face* I really need new friends
(Kendall Knight, Camille Roberts and 4 others like this)
James Diamond: I'm really sorry man!
Carlos Garcia: It was James's fault!
Camille Roberts: Come over to my apartment Logie 3
Carlos Garcia: SHE GETS TO CALL YOU LOGIE!
Logan Mitchell: Shut up guys, buy me a new math book and you'll be forgive. I'll be there in five Camille 3
Camille Roberts: 3
Carlos Garcia: LOGIE!
(Kendall Knight and James Diamond like this)
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Jett Stetson to Jo Taylor good day of rehearsal today :P
Jo Taylor: Yea, good.
James Diamond: Hey Jett? Get away from Kendall's girl. You're a retard.
(Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia and Kendall Knight like this)
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Kendall Knight so its unnaturally quite in the apartment… so clearly there must be a zombie apocalypse and they've already eaten my friends…of well. We had a good run.
(Camille Roberts, Jo Taylor and Katie Knight like this)
Logan Mitchell: I take offence to that ^^
(Kendall Knight and Carlos Garcia like this)
Logan Mitchell: Clearly if there was a zombie apocalypse I would be the one to survive.
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James Diamond who closes the door, when the bus driver gets out?
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
Kendall Knight: This has been deep thoughts with James Diamond.
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Carlos Garcia I'VE LOST MY HELMET!
Logan Mitchell: again? *sigh*
Kendall Knight: Check the fridge.
James Diamond: The fridge? Really?
Kendall Knight: $20 its in the fridge
Logan Mitchell: $20 its not in the fridge
James Diamond: Challenge accepted
Carlos Garcia: ITS IN THE FRIDGE!
Kendall Knight: BAM! $20!
Logan Mitchell: You suck.
James Diamond: Loge he knew it was in the fridge because he put it there.
Logan Mitchell: CHEATER!
Kendall Knight: JAMES!
Carlos Garcia: KENDALL!
Kendall Knight: Damn it…
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Katie Knight wishes the four idiots would keep it down…
(Jo Taylor and Camille Knight like this)
James Diamond: Offended
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
Kendall Knight: Hurt little sis, cut deep.
(Carlos Garcia likes this)
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Logan Mitchell blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect. Until that awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it.
(Kendall Knight, James Diamond and 5 others like this)
Kendall Knight: Hahahahahahaha
James Diamond: Well done Logie, well done.
Carlos Garcia: So he is funny.
Logan Mitchell: Thanks guys *rolls eyes*
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James Diamond I like pie
(Carlos Garcia likes this)
Logan Mitchell: Deep man…
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Kendall Knight: This has been deep thoughts with James Diamond…
James Diamond: Kendall, I'm getting real sick of that…
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
Kendall Knight: Sorry…
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Kendall Knight: This has been deep thoughts with James Diamond!
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
James Diamond: KENDALL!
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Jo Taylor 'This song is for everyone who it aint your birthday, You gotta party like its not, party like its not YOUR BIRTHDAY!'
(Camille Roberts, Katie Knight and 4 others like this)
Camille Roberts: ALLSTAR WEEKEND! 3
Jo Taylor: Ah I know, there awesome!
Camille Roberts: Zach and Cameron are so hot !
Logan Mitchell: Camille! :O
(Kendall Knight likes this)
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Kendall Knight Okay guys, we gotta get down today alright?
(James Diamond, Jo Taylor and 5 others like this)
Carlos Garcia: ITS FRIDAY!
James Diamond: FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Logan Mitchell: You guys are idiots.
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Logan Mitchell okay so if Kendall Knight, James Diamond and Carlos Garcia do not stop singing Friday I will have to murder them…
(Katie Knight likes this)
Katie Knight: Please do…
James Diamond: LOGIE!
(Carlos Garcia and Kendall Knight like this)
Carlos Garcia: ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
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Katie Knight is now friends with Mama Knight
Kendall Knight: What is she doing on facebook!
Katie Knight: She added me…
Mama Knight: Hi honey!
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Mama Knight is now friends with Kendall Knight, Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia and James Diamond.
Mama Knight: Hi boys!
Logan Mitchell: Hi Mama Knight…
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James Diamond to Logan Mitchell this is weirder then that time Gustavo joined facebook
(Kendall Knight and Carlos Garcia like this)
Logan Mitchell: Agreed.
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Kendall Knight: Clearly parents and facebook do NOT mix
(Katie Knight, James Diamond and 5 others like this)
Mama Knight: Kendall
Kendall Knight: I love you mom!
(Kendall Knight, Logan Mitchell and 3 others like this)
Katie Knight: Suck up.
(James Diamond, Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
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Camille Roberts 3 Logan Mitchell
(Jo Taylor and Logan Mitchell like this)
James Diamond: awww sweet
James Diamond: joking *barf*
(Carlos Garcia like this)
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Logan Mitchell Pardon me, Mr. Gangster, I do believe your trousers are descending…
(Camille Roberts, Jo Taylor and 3 others like this)
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Mama Knight to Kendall Knight LOL honey.
Kendall Knight: Ummm what?
Mama Knight: LOL you know, Lots of love
(Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia and James Diamond like this)
Kendall Knight: Oh… you too mom LOL
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James Diamond I'm bored. Someone make me a sandwich.
(Carlos Garcia likes this)
Jo Taylor: Make your own damn sandwich Diamond.
(Camille Roberts, Mama Knight and 5 others like this)
Kendall Knight: Burn!
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Carlos Garcia If you watch Jaws backwards its about a zombie shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach
(James Diamond likes this)
Logan Mitchell: That's so stupid!
Carlos Garcia: Clearly its not!
James Diamond: Your stupid Logan!
Logan Mitchell: Your stupid James!
Kendall Knight: Guys shut up…
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Camille Roberts is now single
Jo Taylor: *Sad face*
Carlos Garcia: Again!
(James Diamond and Kendall Knight like this)
Camille Roberts: We've decided we're just going to be friends *Smiley face*
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
Jo Taylor: Fair enough…
Kendall Knight: We are so not just staying friends Jo.
Jo Taylor: 3
James Diamond: *Barf*
James Diamond: Sorry Camille
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Logan Mitchell is now single.
James Diamond: Logan, Logan, Logan.
(Kendall Knight and Carlos Garcia like this)
Logan Mitchell: Shut up guys.
Carlos Garcia: LOVE YOU LOGIE!
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Kendall Knight okay so obviously Mario is a hobo. He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers and collects coins. To buy what? MUSHROOMS!
(Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia and James Diamond like this)
Logan Mitchell: Nice observation.
James Diamond: This has been deep thoughts with Kendall Knight.
James Diamond: mwahahahahahaha
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Kendall Knight clearly James Diamond is retarded
(Carlos Garcia and Logan Mitchell like this)
James Diamond: You suck.
Mama Knight: Kendall that wasn't very nice.
(Logan Mitchell, James Diamond and Carlos Garcia like this)
Kendall Knight: Sorry mom.
So there you have, another Facebook story with BTR. I'm gonna guess somewhere along this story there will be another one somewhere. Oh and by the way all the '3' mean love hearts haha
Also I'm not a mass fan of the Jennifer's, and it annoys me they don't have individual names…that's why they're not in my stories.
Reviews?