HAI! ^-^ XD

I'm SO SO SORRY I haven't updated in forever. I went like. M.I.A. XD I'll tell you why though.

I went camping, which I've been wanting to do for some time now, and to be honest, I had an awesome time! We went right after Canada Day and we (my mom, my mom's BFF, and her daughter Tammy, and we met up with my friend Andrew after that) just got back a few hours ago, and I'm all unpacked and everything and now I'm sitting here typing this long thing up to say what I've been doing and why I was missing in action.

If you all want to read my wonderfully STUPID camping adventure, please keep reading. If you do not, please read the next paragraph, and then skip to the chapter. XD

I'M SO SO SO SORRY I haven't updated and I hope you all are still reading my stories even though I think they're getting crappier by the day here. DX Please, I'm sorry for the long wait, and I'm so sorry for the crappiness of this chapter. It was typed up in an hour, and it usually takes me at least a half a day to put a chapter up. XD

ONWARD TO MY CAMPING ADVENTURE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE READING MY EPIC CAMPINGNESS!

So, Andrew's brother owns a boat and he took me and Tammy and Andrew out onto the boat to go trolling. (It's hard to explain for those of you who haven't trolled before.) My friend Andrew caught a fish in his boat when me and another friend whom goes by Tammy (Long story. I'll explain some other time) were right beside him. Andrew pulled the fish up into the boat, and as the fish was flopping around, Tammy was like, "HOLY FUCK! OMG FISH!" It was soooooo funny. XD XD

We had both never seen a fish that upclose before, and the fish was a keeper, so we were all like, "Andy! Hold the fish up and get a piccy with it! Tammy can post it on the internet!" So instead of a picture, she took a video asking Andrew what it was like to catch a fish. The conversation went something like this:

Tammy: So, is this your first fish?
Andrew: Nope.
Tammy: Show off. Anyways, how heavy do you think it is?
Andrew: I dunno. Maybe, eight pounds. (It was a huge fish according to Andrew's brother.)
Tammy: Shit, that's a big fish. Is that a big fish, Ally?
Me: I dunno. Never seen a fish before like that.

At this point, the fish had stopped flopping around in Andrew's hand long enough for Andrew's brother to get the hook out or whatever, right? Well, as soon as the hook was out, the fish jerked in Andrew hand, fell out, flopped in the boat, onto the side of the boat, and INTO THE WATER. This was our conversation after the fish had gone into the water:

Andrew: NO! MY FISH!
Tammy: OMG, I caught that on video! I'm so sending this to AFV!
Andrew's brother: WTF? How's does that happen? (At this point Andrew's brother, whom we all lovingly call Bear, because he's like, as big as a bear, is laughing so hard that the boat is shaking.)
Andrew: Why God, why me? What did I ever do to the fish?
Tammy: You caught it.
Andrew: STFU, Tammy.
Bear: LMFAO.
Andrew: WHY GOD? WHY?
Me: Fish God hates you, Andrew. Stop whining and get the rods. We're going to get that bitchwad back.
Tammy: How can a fish be a bitchwad?
Me: . . . I dunno.
Bear: LMFAOSHIFO.

Thanks for reading this! XD I'm AM really sorry about missing in action there. I'll try and update as much as I can. Also, sorry if the chappy is crappy.

THANKS FOR ALL OF THE REVIEWS! LOVE YOU ALLLLLLL!

ONWARD TO THE ACTUAL CHAPTER NOW! ^-^

Playlist For Chapter:

Jai Ho! - The Pussy Cat Dolls
Ain't No Other Man (But You) - Christina Aguilera

I yawned, rolling my shoulders once, hearing them crack like an old person's bones. I kept my eyes closed, but even so, I could tell that it was daylight. I smiled, ready to flip over and fall back a sleep again.

Suddenly, I could hear something vibrating, but I wasn't sure what it was. I opened my eyes in alarm, and everything was suddenly so bright and I couldn't even see anymore. I blinked a million times as whatever was vibrating kept vibrating, and now it was ringing too! My breathing stopped, and panic flooded through me.

The golden light of sun was streaming in through the windows, and it seemed like it was probably only six o'clock during the day.

Then, the thingamabob that was ringing also started mooing!

Oh, hell, was I dead?

I sat up in a flurry of black hair, my panic peaking wildly. I looked around when my sight was finally cleared up. Nikki had tossed her blankets half way across the room, and now she was on her back, her mouth open but no snore coming out of it. Ivy was still asleep as well, and she was bundled in her blankets, one of her pillows over her head. Beside her, was her cell phone, which was vibrating and the little chiming noise and the stupid damn mooing was coming from it.

Well who the hell would call in the middle of the morning? In anger and grogginess, I reached over Ivy clumsily, and I grabbed her phone, glaring at it as I slowly sat back down on my own blanket and I flipped it open, putting it to my ear.

"H-hello?" I asked, my voice still thick with sleep.

"Ivy?" The voice on the other line asked.

I grumbled something unintelliagable before I mumbled, "She's still sleeping. Can I get her to call you back?"

The voice laughed. "Sure, but tell me, why is she still asleep at two in the afternoon."

I laughed groggily. "It's so not that–" I slowly looked up at the clock, and my eyes almost popped out of my head. "–time?"

My voice cracked and turned squeaky as Nikki suddenly sat up, glaring at me, and she yawned. "Who the hell is it and what the hell do they want?"

"I don't know. Who are you?" I asked into the phone like a maniac.

I yawned as the person on the line replied, "Um, it's Embry, and Paul and Seth are beside me."

I slowly choked on my own yawn, my eyes going wide, and coughing wildly. "Whaaaaaaa?" I squeaked out. "Please tell me I'm not on speaker phone."

Embry was silent. "Uhhh," he then mumbled after a few seconds.

I groaned, laughter echoing from the other line on the phone. I let myself fall backwards onto the pillow, the phone still against my ear. I closed my eyes, and my heart felt like it was swelling. Oh, I had just embarassed myself again. Again.

Suddenly, Nikki was beside me, cocking her head toward the phone, as is she were trying to listen to my conversation. Her red hair was piled on her head in a mess of curls, waves and random cow-licks. She motioned for me to give her the phone, and I slowly did, not saying anything to Embry or whoever was on the line. Nikki stared at the phone for a fews seconds, and then pressed a button. The line crackled, and it was louder; I could hear it through out the whole room.

"Hi," Nikki said cheerfully, half laughing.

"Nikki!" I gasped, my cheeks flaring red as I slowly realized what she was doing.

"Uh, hi," Embry said, his voice filled with static.

"Hi Nikki!" I heard a voice scream on the other line, and it sounded very childish, but yet, very husky.

Nikki laughed, knowing who it was before I did. "Hi Paul."

I motioned with my hands to Ivy, who grumbling something and rolled over in her sleep. Nikki shrugged, and laughed, starting to talk to Paul and the rest of the gang. I kept my eyes locked on Ivy, as she slowly sat up, her blue eyes filled with a dark light. She grinned, and slowly made her way behind Nikki, and once she was behind her, she tapped on her shoulder.

Nikki cut off, and turned around. "Hi Ivy!"

Ivy glared at Nikki, and then the phone. "Who are you talking too?"

"Paul, Seth and Embry," Nikki said a matter-of-factly.

"On speaker phone," I heard Seth's voice break it.

Ivy brightened instantly; she started to laugh and was grinning like a fool. "Oh! It's good to hear from you guys! How you doing?"

I rolled my eyes, wondering if she knew she sounded so strange. I looked down at my lap, listening to Embry, Paul and Seth reply in unison. They all replied they were doing fine.

I felt something on my leg, cool and tickly. I cocked my head, wonder flowing through my veins. I slowly looked down, and saw something black, moving and it looked like it had eight legs.

I didn't even think about my fear, nor did I let it take over my body. I started screaming at the top of my lungs, "Mother fucking SPIDER!" as I jumped up and started flailing like an idiot.

Nikki threw the phone onto the ground and ducked as I jumped over her, and onto the bed, kicking my legs and screaming at the top of my lungs for them to get it the hell off of me.

"Renny! Calm down! Calm down! Calm DOWN!" Nikki screamed and she grabbed one of my flailing legs, and pulled me toward her. She slapped her hand against my left calf, and I heard a crunch.

I slowly looked down, where sadly, on my leg, was a bunch of black smudges, and a few legs of the spider. It had been slapped into an obvivion, and Nikk was staring at my leg and the smooshed spider.

Ivy was sitting protectively by the phone, and through my panic, I could hear Seth screaming, "What happened? What happened!"

As soon as my panic frozen brain realized it was a dead spider on my leg, and I was screaming again, the feeling of the spider's many legs still on me. "Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, EW! There's bug guts on my leg!"

Nikki cried, "Stop moving so I can get it off of you!"

Ivy whispered, "Oh crap."

Embry, his voice muffled by the static, was laughing, and so was Paul, but Seth kept screaming, "What happened! Renny! Renny!"

Nikki grabbed my leg again, and began wipping the guts off of my leg. Once they where all off, and I went shrieking and flinging myself at the ground. I landed beside Ivy, and then let out another cry, the feeling of the spider on my leg echoing through my body.

"What HAPPENED!" Seth screamed, his voice filled with agony.

My fear flicked off like a light switch. I couldn't stand the sound of his voice. It was like someone had just murdered his soul mate right in front of him and he was now ready to fling himself off a cliff. My eyes went wide, and I shivered, trying to forget about the spider.

"It was a spider. An M.F. spider." My reply was calming, even though I was still scared out of my pants.

Seth seemed to calm down a bit; I could hear him panting and Embry and Paul were soothing him as well. "Are you sure you're okay?" Seth asked, his voice softer.

Nikki looked at me, giving me the, You are so stupid and I think I know what's going through your tiny brain look. I hated that look. Ivy was giving me the same look.

I ignored them. "Yes," I replied. "It was just an M.F. spider."

"And M.F. spider?" Paul's voice asked cautiously.

"Mother fucking spider," I put in, grinning as Nikki and Ivy burst into laughter.

Thanks for reading!

Again, sorry about being M.I.A and for the crappiness of the chapter. I'll try harder next time.

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