(Day seven)

Tony was in a stress at Rodney, Ryan and Bob about the peeing incident. Kerry was angry at Rodney and Ryan for peeing on his head. Bob was angry at Kerry for not getting out of the way quick enough. "Everyone is sorry about whatever they did, OK?" Tony broadcasted on day seven of the epically failed tour.

He had had enough of the constant bickering between his friends. The old coach had two bathrooms, whereas the hired one only had one, which was probably the biggest problem, seeing as Kerry still had a hangover. Rodney, Ryan, Bob, Kerry and Tony stood away from everyone else at the next skatepark, trying to sort out all the problems. "OK, let me just say it feels weird to be saying sorry to someone about peeing on their head, because that doesn't happen very often." Ryan told Kerry. "But I'm sorry for doing it."

Kerry nodded and looked at Rodney. "Sorry, won't happen again, I swear." He said.

Kerry apoaigized to Bob for being in the way. "Apolagy accepted." Said Bob. "But your still cleaning the floor."

Rodney and Ryan looked at Bob, trying to hide their laughs. Bob went extremely red and disapeared. Rodney and Ryan said sorry to Tony for the peeing incident and Kerry said sorry for being drunk. Finally, everyone was friends again, and went to skate. (All except Rodney, Ryan and Bob.)

On the hired coach, on the way to somewhere, Bam and Rodney were yelling at each other. "I DON'T KNOW!" Shouted Rodney, as Bam destroyed everything within a metre of him.

Apparently, Rodney was using Bam's laptop, (he had broken his by trying to hit Ryan and falling on top of it) and it had gone missing. "Try asking someone else!" Rodney shouted again, ducking as a flying cell phone came hurtling towards his head.

Bam growled and threw something else. Over all of the commotion, Bob was trying to calm everyone down by singing very badly. "Bob, we are not kids anymore!" Yelled Kerry, putting his hand over Bob's mouth.

Then, everyone fell to the floor as the coach came to a screeching halt. Without a word, Tony handed Bam his laptop. Bam apolagized to Rodney and sat back down. Just then, a random guy dressed as a doctor walked in. "Hello, I'm Dr Oron." He said politely.

"Moron!" Yelled Ryan happily.

Moron sighed and said he was looking for a Mr DipShit, a Mr Weiner and a Mr Dickhead. "That would be my fault." Said Rodney when everyone laughed. "You gave me that quiet stuff and it made me hypo, so I said my name was Mr Dipshit, Bob's name was Mr Weiner and Ryan's name was Mr Dickhead."

After Bob and Ryan had finidhed yelling at Rodney, Moron told Tony to follow him back to the hospital.

At the hospital, Rodney and Bob had their Cast's changed and Ryan had the bandage off of his head. On the way out, Bob was complaining loudly about not being able to skate for six weeks, and Rodney was staring at someting in his hands. "What's that?" Asked Tony.

"Oh, uh, nothing, just the paper. Paper." Replied Rodney, shoving the paper behind his back.

"Come on, man." Told Tony, grabbing it.

He swore as loud as possible when he saw it. "It's porn!" He exclaimed.

Everyone rushed over, knocking Bob over and crushing Riley and Ryan. Rodney grabbed it back and ran into the hospital, making people call the cop's. "Hey, share the porn!" Bob shouted, hopping after them.

"I don't get it." Said Riley.

In the X-ray room, Rodney dived under the bed, whacking his nose against one of the bars, making it bleed, and cursing. Don't worry, he thought, they won't fid me. Suddenly, a very angry Tony Hawk burst in, muttering something.

He sat on the bed, and that's when it happened.

Rodney dived for the door, but Tony dived on him, they both dived to the floor, where they met someones boot. A cop's boot...

(Day eight)

"I'm bored." Moaned Ryan.

The guy's were in prison for creating havoc in a hospital, for destroying a coach and for wasting hospital time with fake broken bones. This sucks, thought Rodney, I had nothing to do with this tour, Tony made me come. "Hey, when we get out, let's go see Dr Moron." Suggested Bam.

"Bad idea, Bammy, he's not gonna be happy with us." Kerry pointed out. "And why, you don't know him and we don't like him?"

"I dunno." Bam shrugged.

"What about Traci?" Asked Ryan.

Everyone was puzzled. "Who?" Bob said.

"Traci Mullen, you know."

"NO!" Yelled Rodney. "Well, I mean not you guy's, I have to."

"You shouldn't be worrying, anyway." Tony toold him. "Your gonna be in here longer than us."

"How?"

"Remember what Traci said, the stolen car, the cop's?"

Oh man, thought Rodney, I don't even have the porn!