Good god, a fourth letter! . I can't do much more, I'm currently bored out of my mind at work. So cut me some slack if some parts don't quite make sense, listening to confusing Spanish TV while writing has some wierd effects.
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To Whom It May Concern
Letter Four
Dear Enemies
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Dear Enemies,
I believe the correct term wouldn't be "enemies" for some of you, "anti-heroes" would probably fit better. And some of you, the word "enemy" doesn't do your jerkiness justice.
The Turks - I know not all of you are mean and cruel and heartless, but at the time you sure seemed like it. I'm sure that if we weren't on opposite sides from the start, I would've been able to be friends with all of you. Rufus, you especially, you've matured a lot over the years. Try to go for less obstructive sources of power, and you just might be able to recover the company. Rude, hold Reno's hair when he gets drunk. Reno, don't get drunk so much, and take the time to make yourself look decent every once in a while (a comb and a flat iron can work wonders!). Elena, I'm sure you would've been a fantastic friend and gossip buddy. Tseng, your rod has a rod in its derierre, let loose sometimes. Reeve, though you're a spy and a sneak, you're a great friend.
Hojo - Four words for you: You. Are. A. Jerk. There's absolutely no way I could possibly forgive you for the chain of events you set in motion, and I have zero respect for a man of your caliber. I wish you every kind of pain imaginable.
Sephiroth - Regardless of the fact that you went beserk, ultimately caused my first boyfriend's death, burned my second boyfriend's hometown to the ground, stabbed me and destroyed the lives of countless people, I nevertheless find it possible to forgive you. Not completely, mind you, only partially. You're still a killer, and though you can chalk it up to a rocky upbringing and a mental breakdown, everyone deserves someone to forgive some, if not all, of their transgressions. Except Hojo. He deserves any bit of misery that can rain upon him.
To anyone else who has ever stepped in our way, I'm sorry I missed you. There's a few other scientists at ShinRa I forgive (except Hojo), and Don Corneo, you're just a pervert, a crook, and a sore loser. Everyone else, I'm sorry and I hope I can be friends with you all when you cross over.
The girl you've somehow done wrong but now forgives you,
Aerith.
p.s. - Except Hojo.
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I would imagine that Aerith would harbor a hate for Hojo, I know I do. Kinda. He's a creeper, let me tell you.
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