Disclaimer: I don't own Reborn, but if I did Haru and Kyoko would be less annoying in the anime. (Love them in the manga, for some reason they annoy me in the anime if that makes any sense!)
Rating: T
Summary: Tsunayoshi Sawada, the 14 year old singing sensation has suddenly quit the music industry. Tsuna, after getting bored with channel surfing and school, becomes Hibari Kyoya, the fight obsessed carnivore/singer's manager. 1827, 27all
Warning: OOCTsuna, AU
Chapter 3: First Meeting Ends In A Fight
That morning, Tsuna left his house earlier, in a more cheerful mood. Today, his mother noted, he actually ate breakfast with her, and thanked her for the food. He even took out the trash today. Something...wasn't right. Usually mothers would be glad if their children helped them, but Nana, was actually beginning to worry. Children do not change over night. How did Tsuna go to a brat to a good son in one night? Maybe it was Tsuna's new job? Yeah he is probably he got accepted. Nana thought as she watched Tsuna walk out the door from the kitchen.
Tsuna walked out of the house, wearing more normal clothes. He was glad to be wearing a pair of jeans and a shirt for BOYS. After his talk with Lancia, he bought more normal clothes. Tonight, he plans on selling all his clothes online, if his mother lets him.
Tsuna like normal little boys, he was waiting near the boss stop that early morning. He was not waiting for the bus to school though, he was waiting for the car that was supposed to pick Hibari and him up so they go to rehearsal. Tsuna hoped that today would go smoothly. The convertible picked Tsuna up from the pavement. Schoolboys stared as the small 14 year old boy, who used to be known as Dame-Tsuna, drove away with the driver. Gosh, was he lucky.
Tsuna flipped through the radio stations, until he stopped on one that was playing decent music. On that station, Hibari's songs had been playing. Tsuna listened to the song, which was called Koko no Pride. The song though, unlike most artists, was not a love song, instead though, it was a song about fighting. It really fits Hibari well, Tsuna thought wearing a smile on his face.
The convertible stopped, in front of a Japanese styled house, which had a the ponds near by. It did not surprise Tsuna. Of course Hibari was rich! On the porch of the house, was Hibari sitting lazily in his kimino. Did he even realized they were supposed to LEAVE. Tsuna even called him earlier in the day to remind him about his rehearsal. What was he doing just sitting around? He was not even wearing his shoes yet.
" Kyoya!" Tsuna yelled in a firm voice. Sure, Tsuna was scared of Hibari at first ( and still a lot now) but he was going to have to was going to have to work with Hibari, whether he liked it or not. Hibari was also going to need to learn how to listen to Tsuna.
Kyoya looked up from his tea cup, to see Tsuna, actually wearing normal clothes. Hibari yawned and placed the tea cup on the porch.
" What is it herbivore?" Hibari asked, with his usual annoyed scowl plastered on his face. Tsuna glared back at Hibari, trying to hide his fear, and look tough.
" What do you mean by that? I called you two hours ago to get ready. Did you forget?"
Hibari smirked back at Tsuna. No he didn't forget, he was just trying to annoy Tsuna like he did with all his other managers.
" I do not remember you calling me."
" What was that?" Tsuna asked, walking closer to Hibari, until he stood right in front of him, blocking his view of the trees and birds. Tsuna glared at Hibari, his arms crossed on his chest. Hibari glared right back at Tsuna, glaring the scariest glare he could muster. Hibari finally rose his tonfa.
" You're blocking my view."
" Is that how 16 year old boy acts? I reminded you two hours ago, but you were still here sitting down and drinking tea."
Hibari stood up, trying to intimidate Tsuna. Hibari was now a few inches taller than Tsuna.
" I can do as I please."
" Get dressed. Right now," Tsuna ordered, not wanting to back down.
The driver watched in horror as Tsuna's and Hibari's argument unfolded right before him. Still, the 40 year old man, did not move an inch, he was far too scared to even think what Hibari would do if he tried to help Tsuna.
" Do you really think you can give me orders, herbivore?"
" Who you calling a herbivore, shortie?" Tsuna retorted. That hit a vein. Hibari's blood boiled as he raised his tonfa, almost hitting Tsuna, if he hadn't dodge quickly enough. Tsuna was only 5'1 while Hibari was 5'6. Even so, Tsuna classmate Yamamoto Takeshi, who was about two years younger than Hibari was 5'9. Hibari was a bit short comparing to other boys. Still, even adults feared Hibari. Tsuna though had no right to call him a shortie since he was a shrimp himself.
" You just got lucky," Hibari said as he stroked Tsuna with his metal tonfa. Tsuna flinched, closing his eyes shut. Sure he could verbally fight pretty well, but he was no strong fighter like Hibari was. When Tsuna opened his eyes though, he was not hit. Tsuna was pinned against the tree, Hibari's tonfa was stuck into the tree. He did not hit Tsuna, but instead missed once more. That was two misses in a row. Tsuna, before Hibari could regain his tonfa, grabbed it from the tree,
" Hibari were going right now!" Tsuna said, holding Hibari's tonfa in his hand. Tsuna, by some miracle, actually landed a hit on Hibari's head. Hibari himself was just as shocked as Tsuna was. Hibari touched the top of his head, and felt a stinging feeling. The tonfa had left a small bump.
" Get dressed. Now," Tsuna ordered.
Hibari growled at Tsuna, but he had been defeated. Hibari sighed. He did not listen to anyone, but Tsuna did just, by some miracle, beaten him. Without saying anymore words, Hibari walked inside his house, and after a few minutes, he came back outside wearing a shirt, jacket, and skinny jeans. Tsuna smirked, satisfied that he got the carnivore to listen for once in his life.
" Here," Tsuna said, giving Hibari back his tonfa. Hibari glared at Tsuna, but took the tonfa. Hibari and Tsuna both stepped in the convertible. Hibari sat in the back seat while Tsuna sat in the front next to the 40 year old driver. It was an understatement to say that the 40 year old driver was surprised to see that Hibari not only was beaten, and he actually listened to one of his managers. Well, today was a first for everything, huh?
They finally arrived at their destination. Tsuna thanked the driver, and Hibari just mumbled a thank you, that the driver could barely hear. The driver waved goodbye to Tsuna, hoping that by the time he picked up Tsuna and Hibari, Tsuna would not be bitten to death.
" Who the hell is that?" Hibari said, glaring through the glass door. Tsuna and Hibari finally reached the place where the rehearsal was going to be. Hibari glared at Mukuro Rokudo, the singer that was about to open the door for Hibari and Tsuna. Mukuro opened the door only to be hit by Hibari's metal tonfa. Hibari turned and glared a deadly glare towards Tsuna, that almost made Tsuna shiver. " Why the hell is Mukuro Rokudo here?"
Tsuna had a few things going through his head. Tsuna had about three reasons why Hibari would by so pissed off by Mukuro that he would actually hit him.
1. They were rivals
2. They were ex's.
3: Hibari hates crowds in general ( which was the most realistic guess Tsuna had)
Tsuna though, just watched blankly as the two singers fight began. Who the hell let those two carry around weapons anyway? Mukuro, literally got out a giant trident ( which seemed to appear out of no where) and began to fight Hibari.
" You're as bitchy as ever," Mukuro said, as he dodged Hibari's hit.
" Why the hell are you here?" Hibari asked, as he once again tried to hit Mukuro once again. The attempt though failed. Mukuro kicked Hibari in the stomach, sending him flying. Hibari hit the wall, literally making a small crack because of the great impact. Hibari glared at Mukuro, holding his hit stomach. Hibari staggered towards Mukuro, still holding his tonfa firmly.
" Kufufu, my manager said that Tsunayoshi-kun invited me." Hibari turned around and glanced at Tsuna. Tsuna smiled nervously. Hibari though looked away, he would kill him when he was done with the stupid pineapple.
" I'll bite you to death," Hibari said, now running towards Mukuro, ready to attack him once more. Even if Hibari was hurt, he was still incredibly fast. Tsuna could barely keep up with Mukuro and Hibari. Tsuna stood in the corner of the room still trying to process what was going on.
Hibari and Tsuna arrived where they were going to have a rehearsal. Tsuna planned for Mukuro and Hibari to sing together. Mukuro opened the door. Hibari tried to kill him. The two are fighting...right now. Finally realization hit Tsuna. He had to stop them before they killed one another! But, how was Tsuna supposed to stop them? They were far stronger than Tsuna, and if he dare step in the middle of them while they were fighting they would snap him in half.
Tsuna held his silver handbag. He didn't like it since it was girly, but he still did have a few stuff to carry, and it was big enough to carry everything he needed. Tsuna looked through his bag.
No, a PSP won't work. No I can't use a mirror, if I hit them with this it'll break and they'll get really hurt. No, wait, why do I have lipstick in here? No...Ah! A brush, that will work. Tsuna held the plastic brush, it was big enough, and it wouldn't break unless Mukuro hit it with his trident. Tsuna held his new weapon and ran towards Hibari.
" Stop this, this instant!" Tsuna shouted. Hibari, turned around, but wasn't fast enough. Tsuna actually landed a direct hit to Hibari's head with his brush. Realization finally hit Hibari. He just got hit in the head by a herbivore...with a brush. Yes, this was a little humiliating. Mukuro at first chuckled softly, which then broke into a laughing fit. Hibari glared at the herbivore that hit him in annoyance. This stupid herbivore was really beginning to get on Hibari's nerves...
" Hibari! That's no way to treat someone. Mukuro politely opened the door for us and you tried to kill him!" Tsuna scolded Hibari like a child. More laughing followed by Mukuro, after Tsuna's lecture. Hibari felt his blood boiling. He now wanted to kill Tsuna more than he wanted to kill Mukuro. Tsuna dodged his attacks twice in a row, and even landed a hit on Hibari, TWICE. Hibari was going to kill the stupid herbivore.
" Hibari are you listening?" Tsuna asked, still holding the brush that he hit Hibari with.
" I'm going to bite you to death," Hibari growled. Tsuna shrieked as his face was hit with Hibari's metal tonfa. Tsuna touched his nose, which was gushing out blood. Tsuna felt tears fill the corner of his eyes. That hurt more than Tsuna had expected it to. Hibari glared at Tsuna, smirking on the inside. At least Hibari made him cry. Mukuro walked towards Tsuna, petting his brown hair. Tsuna looked up to see Mukuro smirking at him.
" Are you alright, little one?" Mukuro asked.
Tsuna pouted, not liking the new nickname Mukuro gave to him. " I'm fine..."
" Kufu, let me go get Lancia to help you out."
Tsuna nodded and watched as Mukuro went back inside the room, where his manager Lancia had been waiting. Tsuna waited patiently for Mukuro. Tsuna pouted as the blood rolling down his chin, dripped all over his new shirt. Gosh, was this stain going to come off?
You're going to learn some respect, shortie. Tsuna thought, glaring at Hibari, who he shot three times mentally.
This rehearsal was NOT going smoothly, whatsoever.
A/N: Woot! I had so much fun writing this chapter, which obviously didn't have any 1827 moments unfortunately! I did say I was going to have 1827 moments, but my hand once again didn't work with me. Anyway, you got a tiny moment of some 6927, not as much as planned though. I wasn't planning on having such a long fight, that ended in such a crack way, but it did. Ah well, I had fun writing this chapter. Next chapter we'll have Hibari and Tsuna killing each other. Er, well, you'll see. Look forward to the...what fourth chapter already?
