Disclaimer: I don't own Reborn, but if I did...1827 would be cannon! ( Oh and someone would give Enma a comb. His hair's been so messy lately)
Rating: T
Summary: Tsunayoshi Sawada, the 14 year old singing sensation has suddenly quit the music industry. Tsuna, after getting bored with channel surfing and school, becomes Hibari Kyoya, the fight obsessed carnivore/singer's manager. 1827, 27all, 6927
Warnings: OOC Tsuna, AU
Chapter 4: This is War Shortie!
Lancia almost had a heart attack when he saw what had happened. Hibari nearly broke Tsuna's nose, which was still bleeding a great amount of blood. Hibari had a black eye and a few other bruises, while Mukuro, had not been harmed whatsoever. Really, Mukuro was truly scary, for a teenage boy. Tsuna and Hibari both sat in the infirmary of Hibari's recording studio. It was a spacious room, which had two beds only and a window. It was a nice white room, the sun hit both Tsuna and Hibari. The two did not dare steal glances at each other. The two were equally angry at one another. Tsuna was angry for Hibari beating up Mukuro and himself, and causing more trouble than needed while Hibari was angry that he had been beaten twice by the same goddamn herbivore.
Tsuna wore a bandage on his nose. He was right now looking at his face from the small hand mirror he had. His mother is going to kill him for getting into a fight. Tsuna could make up an excuse like he tripped but his mother was not going to buy that anymore. Maybe when he used to be known as Dame-Tsuna, but Tsuna could now even run in high heels if he wanted to.
Tsuna turned around to see Hibari. His shirt was off, since the nurses in the infirmary had to bandage him up. Tsuna was not affected by it though, they were both boys after all.
Tsuna broke the silence between the two. " I hope you know what you did wrong," Tsuna lectured Hibari. Hibari turned around, with a more calmer look on his face. He was probably just worn out because of how hurt he got in the end.
" Don't lecture me, herbivore."
" And you don't talk back to me, shortie," Tsuna retorted back.
" You better shut up herbivore, or I'll bite you to death," Hibari said, raising his metal tonfa.
" Your threats don't affect me, especially in the state your in Kyoya."
" I told you not to call me by my first name, herbivore."
" Then what do you want me to call you? Hibari-sama, okay with you?" Tsuna mocked. Hibari glared at Tsuna, but he just wasn't affected. Dino and all the other people Hibari met, always obediently listened, but Tsuna was always willing to fight back. Always had some sarcastic remark to throw right back at Hibari. He wasn't even scared when Hibari threatened to bite him to death, he would actually even try to fight him. Was he just too stupid, or his pride wouldn't allow him to back down. Thinking about Tsuna's actions, Hibari had actually thought he reminded him a little bit of himself. That's most likely why the two didn't get along at all because the two both didn't back down.
" Just call me Hibari."
" Only if you call me Tsuna," Tsuna said back.
" I don't need to," Hibari grumbled.
" Then I can call you shortie or Kyoya. After all I don't need to call you Hibari, right?" Now Tsuna wasn't using Hibari's logic on Hibari himself.
" You know, I really want to strangle you," Hibari said. If Tsuna bothered Hibari one more time, Hibari swore he would make his dream a reality.
" Same to you," Tsuna said, wearing a scowl on his face. Tsuna turned around, refusing to talk to Hibari anymore. Tsuna badly wanted to quit his job. Hibari and Tsuna got along absolutely horribly. If Hibari didn't improve his attitude Tsuna was going to quick this stupid job.
Someone lightly rapped the door. Mukuro came inside the door, a smirk plastered on his face as always. He stared at the two in amusement. Hibari and Tsuna, even if they were now working together, just refused to even look in each other direction.
" Kufufu, Lancia-san asked me if you two still want to carry on with the rehearsal."
" Yes/No!" The two shouted in unison. Hibari said no, while Tsuna said yes. The two glared at each other, then respond at the same time once again. " Yes/no!"
The two glared at each other. " Yes," Tsuna said stubbornly like a child.
" No," Hibari said equally as stubborn as Tsuna.
" I'm the manager, I call the shots, shortie."
" What was that, herbivore?"
Mukuro watched in amusement as the two teenagers began bickering and arguing like children. It was funny to watch them, they also kind of reminded Mukuro of a married couple ( on the verge of divorce!). The two kept arguing, until Mukuro finally got bored of watching the two fight. Mukuro grabbed both of their wrists, and dragged them out to the room. Tsuna and Hibari both struggled to escape from Mukuro's grip, but failed epically. The two arrived at the rehearsal room. Chrome, the other main singer of SixDeaths sat on the stage, swinging her feet in the air. Tsuna always wondered if Mukuro and her were related, or if they weren't and just going out. MM, the clarinetist of the band, leaned against the wall, wearing expensive clothes which were shipped from Paris, where she originated from. It was odd for a rock band to have a clarinetist, but SixDeaths could pull it off perfectly. The drummer of the band, Ken Joshima, was at the snack table, and like a vacuum, was eating everything in sight. Chikusa, as always, stood near Ken. There have been rumors that Ken and Chikusa are going out, but they are also rumors that Ken is going out with Chrome. Some of the worse rumors are that all the members in SixDeaths are just in a big five some.
" I'm not working with this much people," Hibari said, his arms crossed against his chest.
" Ahem, yes he is."
Tsuna and Hibari both glared at each other. The band members of SixDeaths, backed away from the two teenagers, feeling a murderous aura around the two. They might've looked pretty cute, but for some reason they were scaring the shit out of the whole group there.
" No way."
" Hibari what are you a three year old? Can't you be a mature adult and at least try to work with them shortie?"
" Would you stop calling me that, herbivore?" Hibari said, feeling his blood boil inside him. Oh, how much he wanted to strangle the small herbivore who insisted on messing with him.
" Then you stop calling me a herbivore!"
The SixDeath members and Lancia watched as their miniature break up unfolded.
" I only call you a herbivore because that's what you are."
" Well I'm the herbivore who beat you twice in one day."
Hibari couldn't take anymore of Tsuna's taunting. Hibari ran straight towards Tsuna, with his metal tonfa, ready to kill his new manager. No other human being has made Hibari that angry in his life. Hibari was going to kill the herbivore for even daring to mock him. Damn it! Dame Tsuna had become quick at moving after all the times he was chased by bullies when he was younger. Not only that, he also had to run away from all his loving fans. Hibari hit the wall with his tonfa, leaving a big crack in the white wall. Hibari growled, not wanting to back down.
Lancia watched in horror as the two tried to kill each other. The poor manager was too scared to even move!
Tsuna couldn't keep running in circles around the room, the room would be destroyed if he did. Tsuna ran out the door, only to be chased right after by Hibari. The SixDeath members watched in horror, until Mukuro began laughing. The others laughed nervously trying to brighten the mood in the room.
A/N: Wow...this chapter ended up pretty strangely, you know? I was planning to make this chapter really funny for you guys, and have my 6927 moments. So much for that now Hibari and Tsuna are trying to kill each other! Well those two really have to improve their relationship right now. I swear after the small Hibari and Tsuna bitch fit you'll get some humor and the 6927/ 1827 moments I promised. I wanted to have more Chrome ( yes I'm a Chrome-lover)! DAMN YOU HANDS! WHY DON'T YOU WORK WITH ME?
