At least someone came to the rescue. Iruka opened the door to the Uchiha manor to talk to Sasuke's mom. She'd called him. "Mikoto, thank you for calling me about this."
Sasuke and Naruto could hear them. Their voices were echoing throughout the house. "Uh-oh.. Why's your dad here, Naruto?" "I don't know. Maybe cause I gotta be picked up." Sasuke pouted cutely. "But we were gonna try out sex.." "I know, but… Sasuke, I'm kinda nervous. What's gonna happen?" "You can't have babies cause you're a guy, and since I'm also a guy, I can't either. So what's the problem with having sex?"
Naruto stayed silent for a moment, tapping his chin as though he were thinking. "I dunno. But we should go ask why my daddy's here." "Kay." They went out into the hallway for the living room, stopping there. They overheard them talking.
"I'm just worried. My son shouldn't be getting into stuff like that. It's bad for him. I mean, if he tries too much, he may grow up sexually aggressive, and others might think strangely of him. And I don't want any other kids to get the wrong idea."
"Of course not, I mean, I care about Naruto too, but… they're only 10. It's probably just a phase. They really love each other, and I've met people who are older than them, and they did lots of the same things. Not to mention, like I said, they are children. They're just curious what certain things are like. So they may end up doing some things you wouldn't want them to, but it's just curiosity. Like how you would be curious as to what it feels like to die, they're curious as to what it feels like to have sex. Understand?"(1)
Mikoto nodded. She seemed deep in thought now. Naruto and Sasuke ran back up to Sasuke's room. "Hey Naruto, do you think they were talking about the stuff we've been doing?" "Yeah, of course." Sasuke looked down, and then kissed the little blonde boy right in front of him. "Aw, what was that for, Sasuke?" "I haven't kissed you in a while…"
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Naruto and Sasuke were playing video games in Sasuke's room, when someone knocked. The game was now paused. "Come in?" Mikoto opened the door. "Hey, mom." "Hi, Mrs. Uchiha."
"Hey guys." She closed the door behind her. "Listen, I've been thinking for a while and, I wanted to ask you some questions." "Knock yourself out." Naruto said plainly. They seemed bored and somewhat emotionless. Mikoto ignored them though.
"First of all, how much do love each other?" Sasuke and Naruto smiled at each other, and talked a little before finally reaching a stand point. Sasuke reached his left hand out as far as he could, Naruto did the same, only with his right hand. "We love each other this much." Mikoto couldn't help but giggle.
Sasuke and Naruto put their hands down, and pecked each other before moving on. "Are you curious about sex and stuff like that?" Sasuke and Naruto answered simply, "Yes." "Okay, well, you're not aloud to practice it. It can be unhealthy for people your age. Understand?" "Yes, ma'am." the boys said. Sasuke looked down nervously, then gave Naruto another peck.
"Okay, do you want to try a new kiss or a new something or what?" "I saw this thing on TV where-" "That's the problem. You shouldn't be watching TV like that. And you also shouldn't do the things they do on TV. Those people you watched are trained actors that get paid to do that. Do you get paid to do stuff like that?" "No." Sasuke answered. Sasuke and Naruto held onto each other, as if they were cuddling.(2)
"I love you." Naruto whispered to Sasuke. "I love you too." Sasuke muffled while he cuddled near Naruto's face. Mikoto giggled again. "You two are so cute. Please stay cute, okay? Thank you." "Your welcome, mommy." Sasuke muffled. Mikoto left, closing the door to Sasuke's room behind her.
"I wuff foo." Sasuke muffled into Naruto's jacket. "I wuff foo too." Naruto said cutely.
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OMG, kawaii!!
1. Omg, I feel like a therapist.
2. Reminds me of this thing I saw on TV, where these two little kids were cuddling and kissing, and I was so adorable. Forgot what it was though. Feels like CSI or something.