"Sasuke-chaaan, you feel warm."(1) Naruto told his dark-haired friend. Sasuke was getting sick. October 9th, 11pm. Prepare yourself.

"Sasuke-chan. Can I kiss you better?" Naruto asked cutely. But before Sasuke could reply, Naruto already started flowing his tongue through Sasuke's mouth. There goes Itachi's sanity. "PLEASE, for the love of God, will you stop giving him kisses!? It's not like he's dying or something!"

Sasuke wrapped his tongue up in his mouth. "Naruto-chaaan, I wuff foo." Sasuke said cutely. "I wuff foo too, Sasuke-chan!!" Naruto cooed. He cuddled Sasuke warmly, smiles about.

"Ugh. Why do you have to stay overnight? You're acting all cute and cuddly and romantic and stuff. Isn't that supposed to be gross to you?" "It's not gross to us. We love each other." "Itachi, nii-san, are you PMSing?"(2) "Aaaaauuuuuggggh!!"(3) Itachi roared.

"Kissy kissy!!!" Naruto cooed at Sasuke. Sasuke agreed, and kissed his lover again. Half an hour passes. Still October 9th. Everyone was in the Uchiha manor living room, passing time as Naruto's birthday was waited for. Just one more half hour. Naruto was sitting in Sasuke's lap, sitting back, and cuddling him. Sasuke was returning the favor by seating his arms right across the dobe's waist.

"Sasuke-chan?" "Yes?" "What's my birthday present?" "I dunnoooo. I'm still choosing." Naruto giggled. "It has to be good. Okay, Sasuke-chan?" "Okays…" Naruto smiled at him. "Naruto-chan?" "Hunh?" "I wuff foo." "I wuff foo too." Naruto cuddled into Sasuke's neck. "Stop it! Stop…. It…" "Itachi, calm down, dear, they're just loving each other." Mikoto explained.

"Yeah, you jealous?" Sasuke asked him, sticking out his tongue afterwards. "Nooo…" Sasuke kissed Naruto's forehead, staring at Itachi. "Yes, now shut up, and get that boy off your lap!"

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Smack! "I told you to stop it!!" Sasuke stuck his tongue at Itachi.

Seventeen minutes passed, and Itachi wanted to barf. Sasuke, on the other hand, wanted to feel all the embrace of Naruto, fully and completely. But it's not like he almost already was. They were sprawled out on the couch, those two. Cuddling, and touching, and kissing, and pinching, and moaning, and giggling… and so on and so forth.

Naruto was in a t-shirt and boxers, like Sasuke. Itachi was in his boxers, he was getting sick of those two, almost literally. Mikoto, on other hand, was completely satisfied out of the two's little love gain. But she also a bit paranoid. She was happy and calm on the outside, but she knew that on the inside, she was screaming and crying.

"Sasuke-chan?" "Yeah, Naruto?" "It's almost my birthday.. Have you picked out my present yet?" "Yes, yes, I have, Naruru-chan~!" "What is it?" "You'll see.."

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Beep! Beep! Beep! 12:00am.. October 10th. "Sasuke-chan! It's my birthday~! What's my present?" "I. Love. You." Naruto paused. "That's it?" Naruto asked cutely. "Nah." Sasuke licked his lips. "Here." Sasuke drew out a present from underneath the couch. Naruto was delighted. He opened it up.

"You bitch.." Naruto quietly growled at Sasuke. "Wha-at?" Sasuke sang, sticking out his tongue again. Naruto drew out from the box, biting his lip, a surprising item. Other wise known as, a condom.

"I'll kill you.." Naruto whispered between his teeth to Sasuke. "Really? You'd kill your boyfriend…" Naruto pecked Sasuke, and whispered quietly, "I'll get you back, and you will NOT forget it."

"Should I be scared?" "Very."

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"To make me rise an hour early like daylight Savings time.."

"Ne? Naruto? 'S that you?"

"Do it now! You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel! Do it again now! You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!! Gettin' horny now! Love- like the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket, like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it! Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna go down in your--"

"N- Naruto?"

"..South… Seas.. Yeah.. Heh." Naruto turned off his mp3 player and turned around to see his Uchiha boyfriend blushing somewhat deeply. "Heh… I was, uh, singing… along..?" Sasuke looked down, still blushing. "Uh… yeah.."(4)

"Um, what are you…." Naruto suddenly blushed. What was he doing? He had on a somewhat small T-shirt, and lady boxers. "I'd like to ask you.." Sasuke retorted.

Sasuke and Naruto were now 12. They had been in a somewhat sexual relationship for a while, but eventually, it became sweeter, and lesser…. Violent.

"I was getting something to eat, but seeing as to…" Sasuke pointed out the eggs on the oven top, not burning anymore.

"Oh, um, I thought you would like some breakfast.." "Aw, that sounds nice." Sasuke walked over to Naruto, and cuddled against him. "I liked that song there." "Y-yeah.." "It's kind of…" Grip. "..suggestive."

Naruto blushed. "Sasuke.. We haven't been like this for years.." "It's nice, you know." Grip. Sasuke giggled. "Yeah, I gotta give you that.. How about we break a few rules before breakfast?" Sasuke smirked. "Sure… you wanna try it in here?" "Hmm.. I've never been seduced in the kitchen before.."

Naruto licked his lips. "It oughta be fun.. How'd you like it done?" "Let's go all out." "I'm thinking of puppies.. You know?" "Naughty boy…" "You want to, right? It's like your song said." "Shut up.."

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Sakura walked along the apartments. She was going to check on her best friends, Naruto and Sasuke. She'd come across something very… interesting.

Laugh. "Stop it!"

"Noooo!!"

"Aaaah!!" Laugh. Scream. "Okay, seriously this time, Sasuke, stop…" Groan.

"Nooo! I love you too much."

Audible thrust.

Scream. "Sasuke-chaaaaan!!"

"I love you. I love yoooouuu!" Moan.

Groan. Scream.

Silence.

Heavy breathing.

Sakura had her ear up against the door to Naruto's apartment. "Should I enter?" she asked herself. Some more moans were heard. "Hell yes!!" she mentally challenged herself.

Her hand scrambled over the doorknob, and the door was wide open, a perverted Sakura entering the scene.

Naruto and Sasuke were on the kitchen table…. Sakura was in utter shock. "Uh, just checking… yeah. See you later then…" Sakura ran away as fast as she could.

"Hey!! Sasuke I told you to stop!! AAAAAAAHH!!!" Sasuke laughed evilly.

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:o Interesting change in story. I feel like crack, sorry.

1. "-chan" is an affectionate or feminine term in Japanese. Used usually for girls, but it can also be used as a term for passion or care for another.

2. I've heard 9-year-olds ask people that…. Lol.

3. "Aaaaauuuuuggggh" is a new word in my dictionary now. X3

4. Sorry, I couldn't help myself… By the way, the song is "The Bad Touch," by Bloodhound Gang.