A/n Yay for the power of noodles! I won't bother you too much here, you'll have to wait till the end for that! Hahaha.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YUGIOH. What will it take to convince you people of that?!

The spaghetti portal was about six feet high and growing when the car pulled up in the driveway.

I managed to divert my attention from the glowing blue gate to see who the heck had thought to come to my house at this time. Much to my surprise it was Kitty who got out of the driver's side of the car.

"I'm just not going to ask…" I said as I opened the door, letting her in.

"Trust me," Amanda said, dead serious. "You don't want to know. Now where's this mysterious spaghetti that you seem to have found-"

She never completed that sentence. She just stood there with her mouth agape, dumbfounded, staring at the wall.

"Told you," I said, smirking, as I went to examine the portal more closely. "That's strange, it seems to have stopped growing…"

Kitty reverted back out of her trance and stared at me.

"Then that means that either something is about to come out of the portal, or we're about to get sucked in," she said. "But… Spaghetti? That's a really strange plot device."

I nodded. It wasn't unusual for us to converse in terms that made life seem like a book, it tended to happen quite often.

"I'll take what I can get," I commented. "At least something interesting is finally happening to us- CRAP!"

"What?" Kitty looked at me strangely, with good reason too because I had suddenly raced out into the garage after a quick glance at my feet.

"If we're going to get sucked into a dimension I would like to have shoes on!" I yelled back, and then proceeded to lace up my shoes.

Then I realized that Kitty hadn't replied yet. That was rather odd. I walked slowly back to the keeping room, wondering what had happened.

I blinked a few times, and then rubbed my eyes. She was gone.

"Kitty…" I said slowly. "This really isn't the time for a joke-"

And then the strangest thing happened. A shining blue tendril snuck out from the portal and wrapped around me, pulling me in. This wasn't good, but there was no way I could fight whatever magic was taking hold.

"Just please let there be no hungry demon on the other side," I prayed. "Or something else that would resolve in instant death."

And then I was enveloped by the glow.

All physical senses were washed away. It was like my body had been melted away, and I wouldn't be terribly surprised if it had. Even though I had lost my body, my mind had whole new senses of it's own. I could sense things instead of seeing them, though the colors were there and vibrant, it was as if they really weren't there at all but it was just what I thought going through a portal would feel like so my mind was supplying the rest, having no idea what to make of the situation.

I felt a climbing sense of vertigo, and with came a sudden sense that I had just passed through a barrier. Suddenly I felt very different. It was as if there was this whole well of energy inside of me, and it had been there all along but I hadn't had the sense to notice it. It felt ancient, dark… And it was something I didn't understand. Then, suddenly, there was a flash and single symbol appeared before me for the briefest instant. It was like three elongated teardrops, arranged in an upside-down triangle shape with the points pointed outwards. I felt like I should recognize it… But I didn't, and that bothered me. All, this was forgotten, however, as suddenly I saw the literal light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel and came tumbling out into whatever world was prepared for me.

"WHOOMPH!" was the sound that was made when I landed. I sat up, the world spinning slowly in circles around me. I shook my head and the dizziness evaporated. I looked up and a tiny pin-point of blue light disappeared with a flash. I looked around me, and saw that I was up on a balcony, inside of a warehouse. About a foot away from me was Kitty, also looking horribly disoriented until she saw me and her eyes widened.

"Well, I guess we survived whatever trans-dimensional trip we just made," I said lightheartedly, and then noticed that Kitty was still staring at me, or more correctly at the floor I was sitting on. "What's wrong?"

"Um…" she said hesitantly. "Kelsey… You're kind of sitting on…"

I looked down at where I was sitting and gasped.

"Hello," I said down to the not-too happy Yami Bakura.

A/n Well, techincally there WAS a demon on the other side... Just not a hungry one... I don't think. Maybe he was. Let's ask him!

Bunni: I'm a 5000 year old spirit. I don't GET hungry.

Mystic: So anyways, R+R now stands for rabbit + review! Why? Because I want it to!

Bunni: You're weird.

Mystic: As Kitty would say, touche. Hey that rhymed.

Bunni: *facepalm*

Mystic: You're pathetic. Bye for now, wonderful readers of awesomeness!