Short one, sorry :( But the fun will begin soon… (Rubs hands together in glee)

I really like writing this story (doesn't take much effort cause it's so easy to write) so PLEASE review!

Lily came into the Great Hall to see Sirius sitting by himself, scowling at the basket of French bread that rested in the middle of the table. Lily went to sit opposite him.

'You look how I feel' thought Lily. "Hey Sirius, what's up? Where's your boyfriend?"

Sirius looked up at her and grunted.

"Ouch, tough crowd…"

Sirius looked at her and before pointing a thumb down the table. "Sandy baby and her new puppy dog."

Lily looked down the table where James was sat down with Sandra on his lap. He was whispering in her ear as she giggled. He bent over and kissed her temple, his eyes catching Lily's as he did so. Lily quickly looked down.

"Know how you feel." Lily whispered.

They sat in silence, neither of them looking at each other. Sirius' anger seemed to well up inside him before he could take it no more. "The thing that gets me is we always swore we'd be there for each other. Yunno, mates before dates, bros before hoes, chicks before dicks… Wait, take the last one, reverse it." Sirius sighed

"He blew me off last night, to be with a girl. I get it, 'he's a romantic', but she's a fucking cretin. I'd rather he was with someone boring or nerdy, like you maybe."

Lily raised one eyebrow.

"Oh you know what I mean, she sucks. I just really wunna get back at him yunno." Sirius looked hopefully at Lily.

"What?"

Sirius smiled, putting on what he called his 'smolder'.

"What!" Lily demanded.

"I need your help."

"What? No way!"

"Please, Lily… Don't make me blue steel you."

"Black, I don't fancy you, never will, now quit the flirting!"

"Fine," he huffed. "But you will help me."

Lily sighed. "I'll think about it. But what made you think I would want to help you Black?"

"Because you hate seeing James with Ms-whore-fake-tits over there just as much as I do."

"Wait, how do you know they're fake? They felt pretty real."

"What?"

Lily blushed and told him of her earlier encounter.

Sirius snorted, spraying pumpkin juice all over the table.

"Not funny."

"It is a little. Oh and to answer your earlier question: I know boobs, and hers are poppin' in a she can't come in contact with harp objects kinda way, you feel me?"

"Unfortunately, yes."

Lily had been studying in the library for her Transfiguration exam (McGonagall was officially evil). The night had come for her to start her rounds, she jogged quickly up the steps dumped her bags, pinned her prefect badge to her chest and started to walk the fifth floor. She had encountered Peeves in a suit of armour but, other than that, it was a pretty normal night. She climbed down the steps to the third floor, trying not to the think of the last time she had been there.

Suddenly came a giggle from behind a tapestry. The same one, she realised, that her and James had… She gulped. She hated rounds when things got 'saucy'.

Taking her wand out of her robes and pulling back the tapestry to face a couple. A half naked couple. A half naked couple that had their arms tangled with each others. Lily cleared her throat only to realise who the couple were.

James Potter looked down at her.

Lily's world came crashing down. Sandra only just seemed to notice her there but looked at her like she was something a dung beetle would turn it's nose up at. Lily tried desperately to blink back tears as she tried to make her voice stop shaking.

"I… I think you should leave," she whispered. James looked at her, an unreadable expression in his eyes.

Sandra sneered at her as she left, picking up their clothes and tugging at James' arm. Lily was transfixed to the spot as they pushed past her.

Lily stood, fat salty tears running down her cheeks.

She stood there for a while. She wasn't sure how long. As long as it took to make sense of the mess that flowed through her brain. But one thing was for sure, she wanted to hurt James Potter, hurt him like he had hurt her.

She ran to the boys dorm, and hammered on the door. Sirius answered quickly.

He stared shocked at the tear marks that lined her cheeks. "Lily! What's wrong? Have you been hurt?"

Lily ignored his question. "I'll do it."

I know, I know. Really short :/

But I will update soon. Ish.

Review lots :)