Remember, Sirius has a plan to get his best mate back, what will it be?

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Sorry, pretty short again :(

"You want us to what?"

Sirius sighed. He knew his idea would take some convincing.

"If James sees you and me together, as a couple, he will get really jealous and titties will be history."

"Me. And you. Together. As in I have to kiss you."

"Look, it won't exactly be enjoyable for me either."

Lily looked insulted.

"It's not that I don't find you attractive or anything, I do, just I know you too well, you're more like an occasionally very annoying friend than relationship material.

Lily scoffed. "Like you've ever had a proper relationship in your life."

"Whatever, point is, if we want this to work, it has to be convincing."

"Why couldn't I just go off with someone else?"

"Would you really feel okay with using someone like that?"

Lily grunted, realising he was right. At least with Sirius she wouldn't hurt anyone. She groaned her face in her hands. "Do I have to?"

"No. But if you don't bitch face might even get married to-"

"Fine."

Sirius strolled into the common room and sat opposite James in his favourite squishy orange armchair, the stuffing poking out from under the cover in some places. They made small talk for a while before Sandra, obviously not able to be apart from James for ten minutes, came and sat on his knee and pulled him into a long, lingering kiss.

"Hey, Sandy," James said, dragging her name out in what he thought was a sexy way.

"What the hell is this? Bloody Grease?" Sirius muttered, loudly. They both ignored him.

Sirius stared at the dying fire as the other two muttered and giggled. At around 8:30 Sirius looked up at the portrait hole. Lily appeared looking nervous, her palms sweating. She had argued with herself for the past half hour, wondering whether or not to go through with this. She nodded at the marauder from across the room.

Lily walked through the room, adding a strut to her walk. Sirius said it was so she looked a little more desirable. She absolutely felt ridiculous.

"Hey Sirius," Lily smiled slowly, biting her lip.

"Hey Lily pad… What's up?" Sirius said, his voice deepening slightly as he looked her up and down, one corner of his mouth turning up as if he liked what he saw.

"Not much," Lily whispered before leaning in to whisper in Sirius' ear. Goosebumps appeared on Sirius' neck. "Can't wait to see you later…" Lily whispered, loud enough for James to hear before retreating up the stairs to her dormitory. She ran up to her dorm quickly, trying not to think too much about being close to Sirius, she didn't want to vomit.

Lily flopped onto her bed. She felt horrible. Like a, well, slut. Like a user. The plan more than likely wouldn't work anyway. She debated with herself for quite again before sighing. She decided she would just have to put up with James and Sandra's 'antics'.

Later that night, the two marauders sat on the same chairs they had been in for the past three hours. Sandra had climbed the stairs to bed a few minutes ago with a kiss goodnight to James.

After a few seconds of silence, James stared at Sirius, a cold look in his eyes. "What was that?"

"What?" asked Sirius innocently.

"That whole thing with Lily."

"What do you mean?"

"Come off it Sirius. You knew how much I liked her and-"

"It obviously wasn't enough as you still started going out with Sandra."

James was speechless for a few minutes, trying to think of an excuse for his behaviour. He couldn't. "Well, I… I know she feels something for me, she kissed me," James hissed, his voice raising.

"No, you kissed her. Don't kid yourself it meant anything."

With that, Sirius turned around and went up to his bedroom, feeling awful. He felt like he had just kicked his best mate when he was down. He winced, going over what he had just said, wondering why he was doing so much to hurt his friend. He considered whether he should tell James about her, about what his perfect girlfriend had done. She was definitely bad news and it was better to have James hate him for a while rather than have him broken hearted and humiliated. Sirius sighed and tried to get some sleep.

James' bed was not slept in for the rest of the long night.

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So will James stay with Sandra?

Will Lily still pretend to like Sirius?

What happened between Sirius and Sandra…?

Keep reading to find out…

That was really cheesy :L