Yes, I know I ain't the best writer in the whole wide world. Then, why are you reading this? It makes no sense.

(At the Antiworld…)

Vivi: Where do I go? (Looks around, sees sign) Let's see: Fire Room, Zombie Room, Ticket Booth, Evil Angry Hobgoblin Room, Secret Entrance to End of Game Room, or (&!# Room. Which do I choose?

(Suddenly, a stranger comes)

Stranger: Use the Force!

Vivi: What? Use what now?

Stranger: Oh shit, Vader's here!

Vader: I have come to kill you Luke.

Vivi: Fire!

(Casts Shit!)

Vader: Ah gross! Now I'm blind! AAAAAH! (Falls into conveniently placed bottomless pit)

Luke: Thanks! I'm Luke, who're you?

Vivi: Vivi Ortiner.

Luke: That's a stupid name! Hahahahahahaha!

Vivi: Blizzard!

(Casts Shit! Again)

Luke: Nooooo! (Falls into the bottomless pit)

Vivi: Now, which room do I go into?

(Shipmates, Ahoy!)

Zidane: We need to get Blank to a hospital quick.

Baku: Nonsense, he can take the pain. Right Blank?

Blank: I can't feel my body anymore

Zidane: Shut up man, or else I make you not feel anything.

Baku: Alright, we're at the hospital.

Zidane: How'd we get here so soon?

Baku: I guess the author didn't feel like giving us an adventure. What a loser.

Jakinthebox: Why you bunch of lousy morons. (Types up crap)

(Hospital replaced by long dangerous road with booby traps and more to hospital)

Zidane: You just HAD to push it, didn't you?

(Somewhere in the middle of nowhere)

Steiner: Must…find…food…or…else…will…dance…self…to…death. (Collapses)

Strange Woman: Hey, sleepy fat ass, wake up!

Steiner: (Wakes up) Huh? What happened?

SW: You collapsed on the ground in from of my house mumbling about crap!

Steiner: How the hell did I get here without food? I'm pretty sure I left the castle 6 hours ago.

SW: Actually, Alexandria Castle is just 5 miles away from here. (Points at Castle)

Steiner: Oh. Lousy map making everything bigger but smaller when interacting.

SW: Oh, I haven't told you my name yet. It's Catherine.

Steiner: Well Catherine, since you have helped me, I suppose I must repay you. Is there anything you need me to help out with?

Catherine: Well, I need someone to deliver Gyshal Greens to everyone.

Steiner: I shall take this job!

Catherine: OK, you're first delivery is at Lindbulm. Here's your Chocobo.

Steiner: Alright. (Climbs on) Away I go!

(Five Minutes Later)

Steiner: No Chocobo, don't go to the volcano! No! AAAAAH! (Jumps off Chocobo, Chocobo falls into lava with a big explosion)

(Back at town)

Steiner: Um, I need a new Chocobo.

Catherine: What happened to your old Chocobo?

Steiner: Let's just say we have Kentucky Fried Chocobo now. Want some?

(Back to the castle and shippy mateys)

Zidane: Oh man, Baku died, but at least Blank is still on…my…aw crap, I forgot him at the cliff hanging on a branch!

Blank: (Wakes up) Whoa, how did I get here?

Zidane: I'm coming Blank, just hang on!

Blank: What is that suppose to be, a comic relief?

(Zidane does physically impossible jump, and swings on convenient rope, grabbing Blank.)

Blank: Dude, how the hell did you do that?

Zidane: Must be the fairies. (FF8 fans should know that)

Blank: (Gets flyswatter) Shoo fairies. (Kills a fairy) Uh-oh. I…didn't do it.

Zidane: Alright hospital, here we come!

(Big Ass Boss Comes)

Zidane: Damit! (BATTLE…?) Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute. Look over there, a distraction! (Boss looks, Zidane runs into hospital) Sucker!

(Boss waves fist at Zidane)

Zidane: Time for potion time. Alright, let's see the instructions. Hmm, it says here to put antidote first, then smear ointment, snap it back in place, use splint, spray a first-aid health spray, use a Hi-Potion, cast Cure, and that's it.

Blank: I swear, I feel like I'm screwed every time my life is in his hands.

What will happen? I don't know, just writing randomly.