The Extremely Slow and Painful De-… Adventure
Zidane: Wow it's pretty cold in here!
Blank: Oh WHY did I choose to wear this bare clothing? WHY!?
Zidane: You were suppose to be stuck in the forest (OMFGSPOILERS)
Blank: Whatever, let's get going.
Steiner: Hmm, does your tongue really stick to ice walls? (licks the wall)
Uh-oh.
Baku: Oh for the love of!
Zidane: Alright, we'll tackle him with enough force to rip out his tongue! HEAVE HO!!!!!!!!
Steiner: Nuuuuuuuuuh!
RIP!
Baku: Crap, I ripped my pants.
Zidane: Well, at least he's off the wall.
And so, they ventured off further into the cave
Zidane: It's amazing we haven't gotten hypothermia yet.
Blank: Feeling…so…sleepy…(collapses)
Steiner: Let me take a break next to this deep gorge. Whoops, I tripped. (Falls in)
(Baku falls face down)
Zidane: Not you too Baku!
Baku: Eh? No, I'm just too hungry to move.
Zidane: Fat bastard. Fine, I'll go check up ahead. I ain't coming back for any of you!
The Festival of the Hunt…pretty boring
Announcer: It's time for the annual Festival of the Hunt! We've set loose thousands of monsters inside the city (pretty stupid if you ask me) and it's up to all you hunters to get rid of them all, or else we're doomed to being ruled by them. So don't screw up!
Vivi: Alright, it's SHOWTIME!
Announcer: You'll have just 30 minutes to kill whatever you want. And no, there are no bathroom breaks, so everyone who has to go, do it now.
(Half the hunters run off to the bathroom)
???: This should be easy. After all, I've got this long pointy stick.
Vivi: Hmm, maybe I should team up with her. Nah, screw it.
Announcer: Alright, now that MOSTLY everyone's back, it's time to get this thing started!
"On your marks…get set…don't go! Hehe, gotcha all!"
(Gets Shit-ed)
"All right, go already! Agh, the stench!"
Vivi: Outta my way hoboes! (Throws grenade in pack)
Hunter #1: OH SNAPZ! (a-splodes)
Hunter #1353: OH THE PAIN!!!!
Hunter #59073: Agh! Well, at least I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!
Vivi: That's pretty pointless cause all we have are airships. No wonder that was a good deal!
Hunter #59073: THE HUMANITY! (dies)
Meanwhile, freezing his butt off…
Zidane: Well, certainly nothing will endanger me here, especially not right now.
(Oh snaps it's a bird, a plane, it's…oh wait, it's just some giant monster with wings and a crappy hat and a staff. Eek!)
Zidane: Well I didn't expect this.
Black Waltz #2: Bwahahahahah! (Summons Sea Lion)
Zidane: Oh gee, way to make it even harder!
BW#2: Now attack Sea Lion!
Zidane: Ugh! (gets knocked away) What's this, I'm glowing again? Why have you come back AIDS!!!! Oh wait, it's Trance. Alright, time to totally own you with some random new skill! (Activates Tidal Flame)
BW#2: OMGIMONFIRE!!! (dies)
Sea Lion: Bwahhaaha, j00 cannot st0p m3h! (ices begins to melt) Nhrrooooooooooo!!
Zidane: Alright, now to melt the rest of this cave! Bwahahahaah!
Pretty much shit-ing everything up…
Vivi: Phew, almost done with 5 minutes to spare.
Little Boy: Oh no help me!
(Giant Zanghol in front of him)
Vivi: Oh forget that!
???: You cheap bastard! I'll take him on then! (Jumps up into the air) …This might take a while.
Vivi: (sigh) Fine. Blizzaga! (Uses Shitga – Bean style)
(Zanghol is unconscious)
???: Hyah! OHJEEZIMINSHIT!
Vivi: Whooo I win!
Announcer: Congratulations, you've won the Festival! What would you like?
Vivi: Yu-gi-oh! Trading Cards!
Announcer: Seriously? You could get other stuff ya know.
Vivi: JUST GIVE ME THE CARDS~!
Announcer: Alright here take them! (Runs away)
???: Nice job beating that Zanghol. What's your name?
Vivi: It's Vivi. What about you rat tail…face?
Freya: It's Freya. Anyways, you mind if I accompany you in your quest to do…what are you gonna do now?
Vivi: I have no idea. But sure, why the heck not.
Finally back again. This one's a bit longer than the others, so it's all good