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*Naruto wanders by eating pocky and gets some stuck in his eye sockets*

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Tainted: Way to ruin my happiness dobe..

Just Add Water!

Chapter Four: Discovery, new kitty, and plans

Itachi awoken from his slumber to the sound of rushing water steamed out from the pipes. He yawned a bit stretching his long body along the covers and jumped off the bed wandering towards the bathroom. The kuroneko's body stretched beyond the corner of the door and he entered the room undetected. Clouds of steam tickled his nose as the cat ventured into the mobile hot springs. He stopped, watching a shadow from inside the shower and stared in amusement.

But then suddenly on cue, the blur moves and the curtains are shoved to the side by a wet pink haired girl. She threw shampoo bottles at the cat missing terribly and closed the curtains knowing that her body was exposed to the said feline. He crept closer to the bath and slid into the curtains like a serpent.

Sakura freaked out when a black blob entered her shadow. A scream escaped from her lips but vanished when the kitten turned human slammed her into a wall and started feverishly kissing her. She felt warm under all this pressure and continued getting devoured by the elder Uchiha.

"Sakura, are you okay in there?" Spoke a voice from out the bathroom door. "I heard screaming and came up her as fast as I could."

Itachi put an index finger to her soft lips and took a bar of soap off the rack before washing himself. The pinkette had a hint of disgust at the man's uncanny ability to bath in front of others, including a female. Sakura looked away and took a loufa off the basket in her shower and started lathering her self with soap.

She knew it that the man in her shower was watching every move that she makes. Might as well give the Uchiha a show. Every angle the soap passes over her breasts onto her stomach in slow angelic motions. Sakura moved deep into the shower and stood under the hose that spilled it's contents on her petite body. Her eyes sent him a mixed message as she stared at the sud bubbles covered said male's six pack.

"Kunoichi." He began with a smirk. "Tricking me with your body is foul play."

"So is it for you, Uchiha." She smirked back.

Itachi closed in on the gap between them and kept his body underneath the rushing water. Both of their flesh rubbed up against each other as the warmth of the shower faucet radiated off them. Then suddenly, their mouths inched closer and closer till the sparks flied high like a plane.

"Your body will get pruny if we remain here."

Sakura stood there with her jaw dropping to the floor. That mother fucker, no, sleazy bastard just played her! Instead of grinding in her like a piece of meat, he told her she will turn into a box of prunes; and she despised prunes. The pinkette didn't bother with staring at the man when he left out of the shower into her room. Once he left out of her sight, Sakura took her self out the bathroom and stared into the mirror.

'What the hell is going on with me?'

'Nothing is wrong girl. Were just falling in love.'

'Not just falling in love, but falling in love with a criminal.'

'He is not. You know the story about him. Thank being an anbu and gaining access to ever human beings records in the hokage office.'

'Ugh, I hope Tsunade doesn't kill me for doing this.'

'Speaking of Tsunade, there's a messenger bird by the window.'

Thinking the bird was a perverted male, (which they always are) she wandered over near the towel rack and tied a red one around her hourglass figure. Sakura made her way near the window and opened it taking the scroll away from the crow.

Dear Sakura,

Sorry to bother you..

GET YOUR BUTT TO THE MOTHER FUCKING TOWER!

Sincerely Tsunade

'What the hell kind of request was that?' Asked a confused inner.

'I don't know. But it must be so important that the author has to use capital letters.'

'If it is then get dressed! Were going to Tsunade-shisou's.'

Sakura obliged and ran out the bathroom into her room. She couldn't find the cat anywhere and started going through her drawers finding panties and fish net shirts to wear. After assembling her main wardrobe, Sakura left out the house into the streets of Konoha. The girl moved down her village streets into the hokage towers moving through numerous hall ways stopping near an olive green door.

She attempted to knock but Tsunade beat her to the punch.

"You can come in."

The pinkette gulped and turned on the knob entering the room. "You asked to see me shisou?"

Naruto and Sai were there too. Tsunade was settled at her desk not writing on papers or drinking sake. Instead, there was a serious look of concern and anger making the team seven feel uneasy at this very moment. She waited patiently for her teacher to say something about the mission.

"I have brought you all here today to figure something out."

"Like what? Figuring out ways to eat nine bowls at the same time while reading porn?"

Tsunade roared at Naruto. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE THERE'S PORN IN HERE?"

"...Um, no?"

"Exactly." She answered briskly. "Just yesterday Naruto spotted Itachi in a black cat form wandering around the village. We will alert the Inuzuakas and Kakashi's help for locating his wandering form. Any questions?"

Sakura froze still in her tracks. They know about his whereabouts? Her teeth sucked as a short damn it echoed from her throat. Whether her father let him out or he escaped the house unrecognized, she needs to act quickly. Waves of shouts and calling exploded from the room when the kunoichi left out of the tower. Brushing past a few villagers, she left into the woods and settled on a giant stone.

'Crap, I knew it that this shit will happen.'

'How about we get rid of him?'

'How? He won't even leave my house.'

'I got an idea. Let's ask for permission to leave the village.'

'What for? Running away with a cat is silly.'

'Scratch that, I have another one.'

'Like what? Spill it please.'

'How about we get a black cat from the animal shelter and give it red contacts?'

'Brilliant! I'll go find one now!'

She left off the rock and ran back into the village finding a local pet shop next to the weapons facility. Sakura entered the store and filled out a few papers then looked on by one down the line of the said cats. Her green eyes flash mischievously as a lazy black cat with green eyes stared at her. The kunoichi's head turning telling the story clerk to open the cage and pack it up in a cage.

Sakura took the cage out of the pet shop and made her way home. She put the box down and stuck her key into the door and gave it a little jiggle. A clicking sound was let loose and the pinkette walked into her house. She wandered into the living room and found her father petting Itachi.

"What are you doing here?" She asked while placig the cage down behind the couch.

"I don't know. I decided to come home a little earlier then usual."

"Oh. Guess what?"

Your getting rid of the cat and buying a gold fish?"

"No, I bought him a new play mate."

Her father's eyes clouded in mist. "About time you bought him a queen."

"Not a queen, he is a tom."

"Again? How many toms are you buying?"

Sakura bent over opening the cage. "I don't know. I thought maybe that he was lonely while were gone."

Itachi looked away from the man's reach and plopped off the couch onto the floor. He lazily moved past the furniture around the bend and stood on all fours watching a new neko come out the carrying transport. It was like looking in the mirror.

Both cats had a glossy finish, minus the different sets of eyes. While the elder Uchiha's eyes were red then reverted from sharingan they will become black but this neko's was green like the endless meadows. Itachi moved around the cat in circles taking in the new arrivals sent. He stopped and stared at the neko then left out of the room completely.

"Well that was strange. If it was a queen then he wouldn't have left."

"Shut up daddy.." Sakura said playfully then bent down picking the neko up. She brought it to her face. "What do you think we should name him?"

"Mm, Saigai keiho." he suggested lazily.

"Disaster warning? Your pathetic."

Mr. Haruno laughed then plopped down on the couch. "Good night."

Sakura shook her head and moved out the living area going up stairs to her own room. Her hands touched the knob and she gently shut the door then moved towards the bed. She placed Saigai on the sheets and moved towards the bathroom. Her eyes scanned over the cabinet and she came across specialty formatted contacts. Its abnormal color was red since she played a vampire from last Halloween.

The kunoichi left out of the bathroom and went back into her room. She sat at the desk settled in her chair and pulled the contacts out the box and turned on the desk lamp. Sakura squinted her eyes and slowly painted specks with an ink brush.

Satisfied with her work, Sakura spun around in her chair and frowned at what she found. There was a black cat on the bed but its eyes were completely another color. It's eyes lazily stared at her mimicking the actions of the other cat.

"Itachi, where is Saigai?"

His head turned facing a whole new door. Sakura gasped then frowned and rushed towards the closet opening it allowing the new kuroneko to become free. It ran out the closet and clung to her legs purring happily. Itachi was watching the whole thing and didn't utter either a mew or growl.

Every since his appearance in his house, his castle, Itachi did not like him. This piece of adoptive crap stuck to his naive cherry blossom's boot. He wanted the creature off her, or rather dead in the flower garden outside. That's it, he will kill the intruder.

Itachi bounced off the bed and launched over near the kitty. He was too late when the cat got scooped up in her arms. Said kuroneko ignored the girl's cooing word and slipped away out of the room to mope and stare at a wall.

Sakura looked around the room in curiosity. "Itachi? Where did you go?"

'He's jealous. God dammit, he's jealous!'

'Inner. Where were you in the last hours?'

'I don't know. Maybe masturbating in the darkness from our little orgy bath earlier..'

'Your disgusting.'

'Right back at ya! Now let me tell you something. Itachi is jealous of your sudden relationship with Saigai keiho.'

'Why? I'm only using him until Tsunade realizes that Itachi is not in the village.'

'Okay. But make it up to him when your done.'

'With what sex? I can't do that when he's here.'

'Send him away on a date.'

'You know what inner? That's a great idea.'

'Do it later because Saigai is about to eat your breasts.'

Sakura stopped talking with inner and felt a tingling sensation flowing through her breasts. Said disaster warning was clawing out her insides! She released her grip on the cat and watched it land on it's feet going underneath the bed. A frown line formed on her lips. Inner was right, this felt like cheating.

But once this distraction is up she can give him away to charity or something. Sakura got down on her hands and knees crawling near the bed. she waited at the mouth of the bed and made clicking noises with her tongue. Saigai heard the noise and trotted out from underneath into the arms of his new owner.

She got up cuddling with the feline before freezing at a shout being made from down stairs. Her irises darted from right to left in desperation and she left the cat in her room. Sakura rand down the steps and skidded to a halt when two of her team mates were standing near the door.

"Hiya Sakura-chan, ready for the mission?"

Sakura couldn't answer them. She hope that Itachi wasn't down stairs or else she would be dead meat. The kunoichi gulped down her own saliva and felt it stiffen in her throat. Sweat poured out of her temples of her skin as the two boys kept looking at her.

What should she say?

The cards were played against her.

Hmm, a cliff hanger problem has risen.

There will be more soon.

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