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Chapter Five: Close call

Sakura wondered why these fools came into her house. She wondered why her father even let these said men inside her home. Normally he wouldn't let in any trace of male accept his self but only they were an exception. The two males were standing together waiting patiently for an answer.

She spoke obliging to the question and tossed her irises across the room watching a black cat move down the living room. A long sign escaped from her lips as the cat started eye balling her. Only onyx eyes matched it's fur color, not red like the kuroneko's sharingan.

Which Naruto noticed. "Why does it have black eyes along with black fur?"

"I'm siding with dickless on this one. Normally black cats would have green eyes, not black."

"Teme!"

'It's a birth defect. Now let's roll!" She said quickly while pushing them out the house.

-Down below near the hokage tower-

Team seven was standing right next to an Inuzuka with a humongous white dog by his side. Naruto started petting him when out of nowhere the giant beast chased him thought out the entire village. When he finished another lap around his home town Kakashi stopped him from moving any further.

"That's enough taijutsu Naruto. Our mission is starting."

"I wasn't running Kakashi-sensei! I swear!"

Sai just realized something. "What happened to forehead girl?"

"Ugh, now we have to search for her too." The scarecrow grumbled lazily. "Come on out Pakkun.."

A puff of smoke popped up out of nowhere turning into a brown colored pug.

He stuck his paw up into the air. "Yo, what seems to be the problem?"

"Sakura is missing. Do you have any leads?"

"In the matter of fact.. I do." The pug barked accordingly and took off down the street. Said boys trailed after the brown pug and skidded to a halt when Sakura came from around the corner carrying a black cat with red eyes. Naruto noticed the cat's appearance and ran up to the pinkette snatching it out of her small hands.

Naruto put it to his face and rubbed against his fur. "I'm so glad that you caught the kitty!" he exclaimed happily.

"I'm impressed ugly. Normally it will take you ages to complete a mission without us."

"Thank you very much Sai." She said carefully not trying to ring his pale neck. Sakura turned towards the scarecrow. "We should give him to Tsunade-shisou now, huh?"

Kakashi swiped the cat out of the blond's arms. He started inspecting him. "Hmm, not bad Sakura.."

Pakkun stepped up. "My turn. Bring him to my level."

His master obeyed and placed the fake mongrel in his path. The brown pug wandered near the kuroneko and began sniffing him. He went around it in a complete circle and made an 'a-ok' symbol with his opposite paw. Team seven sighed in relief at the peaceful signal and went back inside the hokage tower to talk with Tsunade.

"Tsunade baa-chan! We got Itachi!" Called out a voice from the halls.

She dropped ink pen. "Gah! what the hell is that awful racket?"

Kakashi stepped in with his body half way out the door. "Knock, knock. Are you ready for the grand event?"

"So, so. Come in before I decided other wise." Grumbled the godaime.

Said scarecrow stepped inside with the rest of his team. They stayed from beyond her view with the perpetrator in their arms. Each person patiently awaited for Tsunade to praise them only after she recuperates. She collected her pen from off the floor and placed it in the drawer.

"What is all the commotion about?"

"We got Itachi-teme in his kitty form!" Bellowed Naruto.

Tsunade raised an eye brow. "Really now? Drop him on the desk."

He let the kitty escape out from his arms. Said kuroneko leaped off his body and landed on the desk. It sat down licking it's self then paused taking notice of Tsunade's gazing honey orbs. The cat stared back at her and she did the same then soon a staring match went on between them.

Stare, stare, stare..

Kitty stares at person.

Person stares at kitty.

Thirty minutes late more staring occurs.

Stare, stare, blink.

"Achoo!" Sneezed the hokage. "Shit, I lost against the neko!"

Naruto runs over to the desk and picks the neko up. "Yay, we got a victor here!"

"Mew."

Tsunade blends her fingers between her hands over her chin. "Seems like Itachi has been practicing with the sharingan. Keeping him self from blinking is a true gift. Before we take him to experiment on him for a solution to why he is like this, can you tell me the purpose as to why his chakra is shut off?"

"Chakra? Since when do cats have chakra?" Questioned the dobe out loud with a quick scratch of his head. "I could have sworn that all they inhale is hair and kitty food.."

"He is still Itachi deep inside the body of cat." Spoke Tsunade with a sign. Which means that he will enjoy eating dango and humiliating his little brother..

"Who is nowhere to be found." Added Sakura with a hint of boredom.

"Oh. When I was holding him it seemed locked to me." Shrugged the blond.

"We will figure it out when the spell on him wears off. Team seven, you are all dismissed."

On cue, Sakura ran out the tower laughing like a mad man. The group exchanged a quick 'wtf' gesture towards each other and trailed after her. Once they reached outside the boys sweat dropped at her odd behavior.

"Umm.. why is Sakura-chan hugging a tree?"

"I don't know Naruto. Perhaps this searching for the weasel has gotten to her head."

"Ugly has gone bonkers."

Then suddenly, the girl threw the tree into the air and it landed on her ass. She pushed it with her butt and started swinging the stolen tree from out the soil like a sword. Naruto ran over trying to calm her down and dodged the blows multiple times hoping that the kunoichi will cool off and give it a rest.

Apparently not. "That's it. Kage bunshin no jutsu!" and commanded some clones to attack her.

Sakura recognized the multiple clones of her friends and cracker jacked them with her wooden bat. (You know that character don't you? street fighter rules! Xd:) The clones flew into the air vanishing from sight including the pink haired female. She didn't care if her team was left behind, now the girl can continue her life with..

This feline. "Itachi, how did you get here?"

The cat let out a rusty meow and left her feet wandering into the kitchen. She raised an eye brow at his abnormal greeting knowing that he would had never ever done this before. Her eyes narrowed and she crept away in reverse when the sounds of wet feeting hitting floor vibrated into her ear drums.

"Kunoichi. Don't run from me."

She halted in her tracks and shook a bit. "I'm not running from you kitty-sama." and felt his foot jam into her back.

"Do not call me a cat."

Sakura removed her self from the ground and appeared in front of him. "Fine. Act like a bitch, now I won't tell you the good news."

His glare reverted back to normal. "What are you talking about girl?"

"Naruto, I mean Tsunade and the other don't know that your here in my house."

"This would have never happened if you didn't leave any doors open."

"Shut up fur ball. I can still report you to the anbu." Hissed the cherry blossom.

For she had regretted saying that when the naked wet man slammed her into a wall. Her eyes grew cold blending in with his own hazy ones like milk added to cofee. Itachi seemed quite amused that she wasn't afraid of him anymore. Which meant that their relationship was getting a little hot and steamy.

"Kunoichi."

"Yes emo bastard for I can't stand and wish dead for eternity."

"I am hungry. Feed me now or else you shall be stuck in my 72-hour mangekyo sharingan."

"I would rather be there then stuck with you."

Itachi watched her out the corner of his eyes. She seemed to be going into the dry food cabinet.

"No, I will not eat cat food any longer."

"What are you talking about? When the curse settles in from lack of water you''ll just revert back into a cat."

"Not precisely. Give me a bucket filled with water or I'll kill you."

Sakura obeyed and bent down on her knees getting a bucket from out the cabinet below the sink. She lazily got up and put it into the sink and moved the lever allowing the pipes to filled it up with water. The pinkette carried it over to the kuroneko with a bored expression on her face.

"Here you go." and plopped it down to the floor.

Itachi stared at the bucket before looking back at her. "Are you retarded? This bucket is dirty and filled with germs for I will not stick my precious feet into it."

"Am I your maid or something? Go get it your self." growled the pinkette.

She expected over thousands of kunais heading her direction and nail her to the wall but she never got it. A smirk found it's way onto her face as she stared at the fallen bossy human turned kitten. Sakura bent down poking it in it's furry kawaii chest.

"Your in my territory now cat."

The cat glared at her for a moment before swiping at her with it's claws.

"Ow! You mother fucker!"

Waaah! I apologize for not updating earlier.

There will be more soon.

And it will be longer then this chapter!

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