Hello Spongebob
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Authors' note: This story is a challenge from Tampon Maturbation's forum. It looked fun *wink wink* so I decided to participate in it.
Pairing: Spongebob/Patrick
Summary: A question catches Spongebob off guard.
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"Hello Spongebob, would you like to have sex with me?" Patrick asked with a wide grin on his face.
"Hello-," Spongebob's eyes widened. "What did you just ask me, Patrick?" The yellow sponge asked in a hush tone, hoping he heard wrong.
"I asked you if you would like to have sex with me. Now do you, or do you not want to?" An impatient tone was detected from his voice.
"Pat, do you even know what that means?" His tone was still hushed, he didn't want anyone hearing their...awkward conversation. Patrick's mouth gaped open, drool was hanging from his lower lip.
"Pat!" The sponge hissed, the sponge grew impatient.
The pink starfish snapped out of his daydream. "Huh? What are we talking about?"
The yellow sponge frowned, "Never mind, I'm going home." Spongebob began to march back into his pineapple home.
"Hello Spongebob, would you like to have sex with me?" Spongebob's eyes widened again.
"Why do you keep asking that?" Spongebob asked.
The pink starfish stared at Spongebob, as if he was looking straight through him. "I have no idea. I heard this guy ask this girl down at the Krusty Krab."
"Patrick, that's no appropriate. You shouldn't say that at all." Spongebob said, sternly like he was Patricks father.
"So, you won't have sex with me?" Patrick asked, beginning to grow angry.
The confused yellow sponge looked at Patrick, oddly. "No, why would I?"The starfish growled and grabbed Spongebob by his wrists.
A girlish shriek was heard from the yellow sponge, "Patrick, what are you doing?" Fear began to grow within the sponge, he tried to wriggle his hands out of the starfish's tight grip.
"I'm going to rape you, bitch." Patrick chuckled darkly and dragged the terrified sponge behind Patrick's rock house. The strong, pink starfish threw the horrified sponge on the sandy ground. Patrick aggressively threw Spongebob's clothes off, he then kicked off his Hawaiian shorts next to Spongebob.
Patrick then kissed Spongebob on the lips, quite aggressively. The yellow sponge trembled beneath Patrick's touch. Suddenly, when the sponge feared for the worst, the madness stopped.
The starfish smiled and said, "And that's what the guy did to the girl down at the Krusty Krab. Although, that's all I saw." Patrick pondered to himself, and then he shrugged his shoulders.
"Oh well, see ya later, Spongebob." The starfish walked back inside his house, acted as if he hadn't done anything wrong.
The relieved sponge stopped trembling. "So, he was just acting like that guy down at the Krust Krab?"
"Phew, what a relief!"
The End!!!
Well, I tried the challenge. Oh yeah, sorry it's so short. I could have made it longer, but then it would have been rated M XD
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