"Jason, there's probably something you should know." I said just before he went out on patrol, he had heard some people in the woods, he was about to commit my favorite part in the movies, cold, hard, kick ass killing.

What's that?

"I'm kinda sorta a vampire."

WHAT!

"My mom married a guy that was half vampire, and any child of a vampire, no matter how much the person a vampire is, is a full blown out vampire."

Then how do you get a halfblooded vampire?

"You get bit, Mom didn't tell you that I was vampire?"

No but that would have been a valuable piece of information, you're like a real vampire, not a vampire that drinks animal blood, right?

"No, Cullen vampires are pussies." I hissed inhumanly

I think me and you are going to get along just fine.

"Good. Now go and kick some ass! I want to hear those idiots scream like little bitches, got that?"

The y do in the first place.

"Save me one."

Anything to keep you away from my neck.

"Then what are you still doing here?" Jason, I guess laughed without the laughing part in general, but anywoo, he turned and stalked off into the trees. Shortly after I had leaped up into my tree, screaming ripped though the air, it was cut off first.

Damn whore. I heard Jason think, I heard that. I 'said' tapping into Jason's head.

Fucking what the hell, Casey! Jason thought, I laughed as a swung down and hung from a limb by my knees, Yep.

You get weirder and weirder by the minute.

That just means I'll blend in perfectly with your life style. I thought, laughing. Just then a drunk blonde teenager came into the camp, Heh, gotta go, got company, leave this one to me. I thought as I flipped down to the ground, "Hey a lil' gurl, the camp's closed." He slurred drunkenly, it pissed me off, my stepfather, Aaron was an alcoholic, and when he was drunk, he would beat my mother, and I hated him.

"Idiot." I hissed, I felt eyes burning into my back,

Go on, show him who's territory this is. Jason ushered. I jumped at the drunken imbecile, grabbing his arm, I threw my weight so that I turned, we faced the tree and I let 'em fly, right into my tree, he screamed as there was a loud crack of his spine breaking, I advanced on the paralyzed teenager, grabbing a handful of his hair and pulled his head back, "This should sober ya up." I said evilly and bit his neck, careful not to allow my venom enter his veins.

I finished supper and disposed of the body, Well done, I could have lived without seeing the blood sucking, but well done, cleanly killed, although I prefer the messy, gruesome kills, it the living hell out of your next victim.

"Ha, nice." I said, laughing.

I worry about you.

"Oh, look who's talking, a psychopathic that loves to kill teenagers." I huffed playfully.

You have the sarcasm of your mother.

"What, she had sarcasm?" I asked, raising my eyebrow .

Yes, your mother had plenty of sarcasm , that's why my mother approved of Grace. Jason argued with me, I'm gonna go back to my schedule and I hope you can take care of yourself from the wild life, I know you can watch yourself when it comes to p-

"I can take care of my self, thanks."