Anacondas
Splat.
"Starsky!"
Splat.
"Yes, Hutch?" Innocent /wicked voice.
"Would you quit it?"
"I'm just givin' you back the anacondas you had to have on the pizza."
"Look, I'm—"
SPLAT!
"STARSK! Not in the face, d'you mind? I know there's such a thing as an avocado face mask but I'd rather not, all the same!"
"Then they're good for something. And you did say you'd eat mine..."
"I didn't say you could throw them at me!"
"Slugs. They're like green, slimy slugs on the pizza. You ordered it. This is your punishment."
SPLAT.
"David Michael Starsky!"
"Ooh! All three names!"
A lunge.
Giggling.
Wrestling.
"Okay, okay, I give up. Let me out of the pizza, S-Starsky!"
"Aw, now it's all squished..." Snickers. "Gonna hafta wash your hair, Blintz." An affectionate ruffle of messy, blond locks now orange with tomato sauce.
"Yeah. After I... feed you avocados!"
Another lunge. Wicked laughter.
"No! Not the anacondas! Please, Hutch!" Giggling increases.
Wrestling continues unabated.
A deadlock is reached.
"Starsky, if you don't..."
"You first!"
"Okay, count of three..."
"Okay. One..."
"We're both gonna need baths."
"Two...Maybe we can order another pizza...without anacondas."
"Buddy, I'm gonna 'anaconda' you in a second! Three!"
Match ends.
A/N:
I was trying to spell 'avocado' from memory with mixed success, and spell check told me 'anaconda,' and I thought it would be funny if Starsky said that to annoy Hutch…. ;)