A/N: I'm hoping to get more chapters up but my computer likes to freak out on me! Review Read and hope for faster updates! :)
The surveyor, America thought of the reasons behind his flag colors while on his way to the next house to probably be screamed at or see something he never wanted to see. Red is for the delicious taste of ketchup when you dip you French fries in it. Or when your Big Mac is covered with it. America started to drool over the idea of eating a Big Mac.
Keeping his mind going in order he thought about blue which represents his favorite type of pants, blue jeans. The great thing about blue jeans is that you can wear them pretty much anywhere. In any time period after 1900. Okay so maybe America mostly liked wearing blue jeans because it drove England insane for some odd reason. Something about a gentleman never wears jeans to a huge social event like the Queen's wedding but how was he supposed to know that?
White really did just stand for freedom though after talking to other nations… America blushed at how perverted some people could be.
America walked across the yard of the next country not really caring that it was rude.