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Prussian could not appear before Northern Italy came to the door. Naked. "Ciao America! Ve~ What are you doing here?" Germany blushed and yelled at Italy to go put on some clothes. He turned to explain things to America but the blonde pretended not to care. So deciding not to embarrass himself any further Germany told America to have a seat on the porch, that his 'bruder' would be down shortly. Then he shut the door. America sat down waiting for what to him felt like a few years. Finally America just left because he didn't feel like waiting any longer. (In reality he sat there for about 2 minutes.)
Jumping into his car he decided he'd go to Poland's next. Hopefully Poland would be in because America wasn't ready to visit Russia quite yet. America knew that at least three countries would probably be at the tall scary man's house. America was in luck.
"Like- America! Hey~~" Poland answered the door jumping up and down, "Liet! Totes come to the door! We have -like- a visitor that isn't uber creepy!" Poland was wearing a mini-skirt and button up pink shirt. America thought he looked pretty fine. Then he remembered to be a surveyor.
"I have a question, I'd like to ask both of you: What's the true -not political- meanings behind your flag colors?" America realized his question was kind of lengthy and he'd need to rewrite it...again.
"Well mine is like totes super cool! When you mix red with -like- white what do you get?" Poland paused for effect, "Pink! I wanted my flag to be just pink -hot pink- but my boss said it would be 'unpolitical correct' and 'would make us look weak' but whatever..." America wrote down everything Poland said before turning to the quiet Lithuania.