The Doctor gets MSN – My Doctor Who/MSN crossover-ish fanfic.

A/N: I CAN EXPLAIN ABOUT THE TITLE!! I couldn't think of anything else! Also, prepare to laugh. Some hilarity and a few temper tantrums (most by the Doctor and the Master) ensure!

Characters: most characters from series 1, 2, 3 & 4 are in this. Why waste a brilliant cast?

Spoilers: Too many spoilers for too many episodes. Don't read if you are spoiler-phobic!

P.S. I'm being mean to the Doctor today! Why am I letting Jack go for today, you ask? Well, I'm getting sick of always having to torture the same person all the time. So the Doctor will be henceforth my new voodoo doll. I'd use a Doctor Plushie, but I don't have one. The Doctor: Gulp I wouldn't do this, but the lives of my jelly babies are at stake, coz she said she'd let Jack get them if I didn't obey her. Me: "She"?! I am your ruler, you measly time lord! Doctor: Ruler?! How many rulers have you lost now? I bet it's over 50. Me: Talk to me in that tone anymore, and I will feed you to my chibi's! The Doctor: Which ones? Me: These ones are more piranha-like than the Vashta Nerada, and 100-times craftier than you yourself. Now go, before you become chibi food!

The Doctor looked at the screen. He had just logged on, and wondered what to do next. Rose had made him sign up on MSN; Actually, she had said she would burn his brown pinstripe suit if he didn't do it. He loved that suit. He went to e-mail Rose:

The Doctor has just signed in.

BadWolf46: Glad to see you online.

The Doctor: Is that really what you nicknamed yourself?!

BadWolf46: What's wrong with it? For all you know, that part of me could still be alive in me somewhere!

Donna has just signed in.

The Doctor: Oh no. Don't you dare invite her in on our email!!

Donna: Too late, spaceman.

BadWolf46: lol nice one Donna.

The Doctor: What does "lol" mean?

BadWolf46: -sigh- it means "laugh out loud".

Donna: You've gotta learn all the e-mail abbreviations now!



BadWolf46: lol. The great and mighty time lord, defeated by his lack of the language that is e-mail talk.

The Doctor: Well then teach me!

Jack: Hi guys! Did I miss anything?

The Doctor: And how long have you been online and NOT BOTHERED TO TALK TO US?!

Jack: Be fair, Doc. Also, love the myspace.

BadWolf46: What's that supposed to...? OMG DOCTOR!!

Donna: LOL!! BANANA MYSPACE WALLPAPER!!

BadWolf46: That's it! this obsession has gone too far! Doctor, I'm getting rid of everything banana-related!

Doctor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Jack: WTH?! That was long.

Donna: He's got a list of things he loves on his myspace! This is gonna be good!

BadWolf46: Hey ure right! No. 10: Snow.

Donna: No. 9: "Anything Living"?! WTH?

Jack: No. 7: The Shadow Proclamation? Doc, I always thought you hated those guys!

The Doctor: I don't hate them!

BadWolf46: No. 6: Jackie Tyler. Awwww, that's so sweet of u to put my mum in ur top ten!

Donna: No. 5: Donna Noble. I'M ONLY YOUR FITH FAVOURITE THING?!

Jack: No. 4: Capt. Jack Harkness. I'm higher up than you, Donna!

BadWolf46: No. 3: Chips.

Donna: No. 2: Bananas? Well, that's obvious.

Jack: No. 1: ... ...Doctor, you old softie!

Doctor: That's it. Might as well wait for the ultimate humiliation...

BadWolf46: Your favourite thing is... me?

Donna: C'mon, Doctor! Say what we all want to hear!

The Doctor: Okay... Rose, I love you. Will you marry me?



Jack: OMG I'M GONNA BE A BEST MAN!! Wait, I was best man at Gwen's wedding...

Donna: Awwww, say yes!

BadWolf46: ...I might consider it if you tell me face-to-face...

The Doctor: Okay, fine.

The Doctor has just signed off.

BadWolf46 has just signed off.

Jack: Whadya wanna do now?

Donna: I dunno. E-mail Four-in-a-Row?

Jack: You're on!

A/N: the suspense is killing you, isn't it? Will Rose say yes? Who will win E-mail Four-in-a-Row? Will I come up with any other happy-suspense-plots by chapter two? The cliffhanger is killing me, but it's the best suspense-ish cliffhanger I've got, and I just couldn't pass it up! Read and Review! Oh, and I don't mind bad criticism, all criticism is constructive! And I want IDEA'S for this fanfic or possibly the IDEA of another Doctor Who fanfic! Sorry, writing makes me hyper. The next chapter will feature more characters than just the Doctor, Rose, Donna, and Jack, and hopefully there might be some new characters!-- I'm getting too hyper for my own good! Run for your life! Before my hyper-ness gets you!

Oh, and "BadWolf46" is Rose!